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Offline I_B_Perky

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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2016, 06:26:39 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 01, 2016, 09:12:52 AM
In homage to Jeff Fowxorthy, we are slightly modifying his catch phrase "you might be a redneck".
Another caver...I_B_Perky rightfully pointed out with the catchphrase "Here's your sign" that there is more than 1 star from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
What about "Git-r-done" ?
And let's not forget..."They call me tater salad" !

You are correct.   :thatsright:

Let me try again....

If you are a bernie supporter, hitchhike out to Iowa so you can go out and canvass to git-r-done, knock on the door of some guy they call Tater-salad, damn near get your ass shot off and write a bouncy about it, you might be a dummie.

Here's your sign :bouncy:


How is that?   :tongue:
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2016, 06:34:43 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on February 01, 2016, 06:10:42 AM
H-5 earned and issued!

By that standard any government is socialist.



In their minds, yes.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2016, 01:27:48 PM »
If you think madam stumpy is the worst cheatingest underhanded slime that humanity has to offer because of the Iowa caucuses, but you'll vote for her with a smile when shes the nominee, you may be a (D)Ummie.



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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2016, 01:55:48 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 01, 2016, 06:26:39 PM
You are correct.   :thatsright:

Let me try again....

If you are a bernie supporter, hitchhike out to Iowa so you can go out and canvass to git-r-done, knock on the door of some guy they call Tater-salad, damn near get your ass shot off and write a bouncy about it, you might be a dummie.

Here's your sign :bouncy:


How is that?   :tongue:


That was AWESOME, with a capital A!!!
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2016, 02:32:09 PM »
If the most left leaning of establishment republicans are "far right" in your view, you may be a (D)Ummie.



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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2016, 04:36:05 PM »
you may be a DUmmie if you knowingly vote for democrats who take bribes, but the slightest rumor about a republican politician means he must resign.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2016, 04:56:23 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on February 01, 2016, 06:11:37 AM
Why such a high burden of proof?

So the DUmmies will be sure to trip over it...   :rotf:
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2016, 03:04:15 PM »
If you believe that the liberty wealth and property of others is meaningless, but covet them to the point that you want to use the power of government to appropriate it for yourself, you may be a (D)Ummie.


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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2016, 04:23:02 PM »
If you believe that Jesus did not come to Earth to save men but to fulfill your political agenda, you may be a DUmmie.

If you loathe Israel and side with terrorists trying to kill Jews, you may be a DUmmie.

If you think Christians have a secret plot to instill a theocracy, you may be a DUmmie.

If you fear a Christian theocracy, BUT want to replace brutal arab dictators with Islamic theocracies far more brutal...you may be a DUmmie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2016, 04:59:09 PM »
If you feel that a rape victim is morally superior (and more desirable to have happen) to a pretty young woman who defends herself with a handgun, you may be a DUmmie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2016, 04:52:14 PM »
If you made 16000$ last year, paid in nothing, got 10000$ back, and are worried about other people paying their fair share , you may be a (D)Ummie.



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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2016, 02:06:16 PM »
If you have no idea why Americans are angry at near historic levels, and can only speculate, you may be a (D)Ummie.



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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2016, 08:08:02 PM »
If you think that obozo is the best president ever, in spite of making on average 2000 dollars less under his economy annually, you may be a (D)Ummie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2016, 08:17:05 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on February 06, 2016, 08:08:02 PM
If you think that obozo is the best president ever, in spite of making on average 2000 dollars less under his economy annually, you may be a (D)Ummie.

If you support obama's policies to raise electricity prices, then bitch when your bill goes up, you might be a dummie.

Here's your sign.   :bitchslap:
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2016, 08:18:51 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 06, 2016, 08:17:05 PM
If you support obama's policies to raise electricity prices, then bitch when your bill goes up, you might be a dummie.

Here's your sign.   :bitchslap:

Hahaha.

Well said, and Hi-5 (when I can).


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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2016, 08:23:33 PM »
If you support taxing corporations stupidly high, but are ignorant of the fact that this actually hurts the poor worse than anyone else, you may be a (D)Ummie.

If you support a ten dollar a barrel fee applied to oil companies, but will be the first to complain when it causes gas to go way up in price, OR you think that gas going up in price is a great idea, you may be a (D)Ummie.


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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2016, 09:46:33 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on February 06, 2016, 08:18:51 PM
Hahaha.

Well said, and Hi-5 (when I can).


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I was specifically referring to this dummie complaining about his electric bill going up:

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=106385.0

Nothing better that the dummies getting screwed by the very people they want in power.  If only the rest of us didn't get screwed it would be great!
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2016, 05:42:19 PM »
If you think Cam Newton acted like a man rather than a boy after the Superbowl, you may be a (D)Ummie.



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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2016, 05:56:42 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 06, 2016, 08:17:05 PM
If you support obama's policies to raise electricity prices, then bitch when your bill goes up, you might be a dummie.

Here's your sign.   :bitchslap:

Bill? Is that you?
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2016, 06:49:29 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on February 09, 2016, 05:56:42 PM
Bill? Is that you?

Damn! I've been found out!!!!!

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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2016, 06:52:18 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 09, 2016, 06:49:29 PM
Damn! I've been found out!!!!!

<kicks dog>

Back to the drawing board.

Don't forget to kick the cat.
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2016, 02:54:01 AM »
If you agree with just about everything bigblackgayrandys1 says over at the Dump, you may be a (D)Ummie.




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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2016, 08:08:46 AM »
If you think Bradley Manning is a hero and Chris Kyle is not, you may be a DUmmie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2016, 08:58:35 AM »
You may be a DUmmy if your candidate beat his opponent by 22 points in New Hampshire, but she ends up leaving with an equal number of NH delegates.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2016, 04:41:01 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on February 09, 2016, 06:52:18 PM
Don't forget to kick the cat.

Can't kick the cat.  My Korean neighbors ate it for dinner one night.    :tongue:
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