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Title: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 26, 2013, 10:27:45 PM
DUmmy Aerows has a news flash for the vicious old harridans of the cooking group:
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Fri Jul 26, 2013, 07:09 PM
Aerows (15,706 posts)

Conservative Cave is now monitoring the C&B thread
I'm kind of stunned that they have so little to do as to ridicule recipes. I've seen Warpy, and several others absolutely torn apart by people with nothing better to do than tear apart people personally when they post recipes for food
 
Not attempting to tear apart the nation, but to share RECIPES.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/115728900


No matter what she writes, I'm pretty sure the CalPig loves us:
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Response to Aerows (Original post)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 07:13 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (105,120 posts)

1. They are a group of losers.
And their sole purpose (I believe) is to tear us down.



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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 07:23 PM
Aerows (15,706 posts)

2. I must be famous
I advocated for chickens to drink more water since that would cause global warming (what?). I admit, I went there, but it was such convoluted bullcrap I couldn't keep track. On thing I'm sure of. Aerows is a lesbian. (I am) She weighs two hundred pounds and is ugly (I weigh 110 as a blond and can disprove that with a single photograph).
No, DUmmy Aerows, you posted a warning about the price of eggs going up due to a drought, since thirsty chickens might lay fewer eggs. No running water on egg farms, apparently.

You're not famous, but once in a great while you're an amusing DUmpmonkey.
 

The leader of the group has long been suspected of being a mole operated by a member here:
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Response to Aerows (Reply #2)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 08:23 PM
Lucinda (17,054 posts)

8. Yeah I know they tend to make things up as they go.
I'm supposedly a little old lady who lives in Arkansas.

Seriously....I'd just ignore them. As long as you don't post personal, traceable, info here, they can't really hurt you. They have been trash talking C&B for a long time. Sorta sad actually.



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Response to Aerows (Reply #9)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 08:39 PM
Lucinda (17,054 posts)

10. It's been going on a looooong time.
From what I saw in the past, some were really nice, but others like to pretend that we post elitist recipes

There is no DUmp recipe without a half dozen foreign words.
They may be DUmmies on foodstamps, but they sure are pretentious.


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Fri Jul 26, 2013, 07:25 PM
Aerows (15,706 posts)

4. I can already post it
But yes, from here forward, they are some ****ing nut jobs.

Oooo..angry!! And hilarious.


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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #5)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 08:02 PM
Aerows (15,706 posts)

if I can't even post in cooking and baking without a right wing nut job stalking me, what gives? What have I done that is so bad that it needs musts intimidating me in cooking and backing?

Quote  =  stalking? DUmp logic.


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Response to Aerows (Original post)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 08:56 PM
Cirque du So-What (9,393 posts)

11. They've apparently been doing it for some time
Every few months, I do a search on my username. I'm not the subject of much discussion among those pusillanimous pisswillies ordinarily, but they found one thread that I started in this group over a year ago worthy of a great deal of discussion.

I'm pretty sure no one here has ever heard of this obscure, faceless unterprimitiven.


More from the DUmmy suspected of being coach's mole:
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Response to noamnety (Reply #16)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 09:46 PM
Lucinda (17,054 posts)

18. Your last sentence sums up my feelings a lot.
It's especially true in my case. I can be very "conservative" on some issues, and extremely "liberal" on others. I can find common ground with just about anyone, unless they just constantly mean spirited.
 
And I am way more hippie-esque than I probably come across. So you and I balance each other out Hippy-wise!

Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 26, 2013, 10:47:02 PM
"Tearing you down" would be the spatial equivalent of shoving you off a piece of paper.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: JakeStyle on July 26, 2013, 10:59:12 PM
She had to put one in GD too http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023350453
Title: folks waste their time attacking members of a cooking and baking forum
Post by: Rockntractor on July 26, 2013, 10:59:46 PM
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Star Member Aerows (15,709 posts)

Serious question: Some folks waste their time attacking members of a cooking and baking forum
where they exchange recipes, discuss ingredients.

Now if you find yourself manly or womanly after running down members of a group.

Sharing recipes because you think they aren't ... holy, manly, womanly or godly enough, I think you need to sit down and have a conversation with your therapist.

When you ridicule folks exchanging recipes based upon whether you agree with their politics, you have lost all grasp on politics and need to re-evaluate your approach to life. Cooking you a pancake isn't Democratic or Republican. It's that somebody gave a damn to do it.
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dem in texas (182 posts)
28. Conservative Cave

I read it was lurkers from the Conservative Cave. Their top subject is writing about DU - so sad, they need to get a life.
Much much more at link>http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023350453#post28

Shame on you Cave Dwellers!
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Chris_ on July 26, 2013, 11:04:26 PM
Aw, someone is upset.

'sup, bitches?
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 26, 2013, 11:12:33 PM
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Cooking you a pancake isn't Democratic or Republican.

Whoa! More politics!

Now they're talking about Rachel Corrie.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Ogre on July 26, 2013, 11:52:54 PM
Don't the DUmmies know that all their forums are belong to us?
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 27, 2013, 12:13:10 AM
Poor addled DUmmy grasswipe, who lives in an abandoned bodega up there in Milwaukie, Oregon, is still frustrated at not discovering how franksolich managed to whack the round red sodomite:
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Response to arely staircase (Reply #43)
Sat Jul 27, 2013, 12:59 AM
grasswire (37,285 posts)

58. conservative cave used to be unmentionable on DU
It's a site filled with misfits who troll DU and like to make trouble when they can. They even were involved in an incident that may have accelerated the death of one of our DU heroes, Andy Stephenson (a voting rights warrior). They interfered with a fundraising effort and the paypal funds were tied up and treatment was delayed. That is the most egregious of their known escapades. They have interfered in the lives of DU-ers where they could, and have driven some of our members off including our much-loved C&B member, Hippywife. If you really want to know more, it's all on the Internet.

No one here drove DUmmy hippywife away. There are strong suspicions that she was dismembered and eaten by her husband, Wild Bill Packer, who is known to have been a cannibal.

He covers for her disappearance by marketing tacky, tasteless costume jewelry in her name from an Etsy shop.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 27, 2013, 02:14:18 AM
No one here drove DUmmy hippywife away.

Yeah, the record needs to be kept straight here.

No one from here "drove" hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer away from Skins's island.

It was hippyhubby Wild Bill who, jealous of the attention she was giving the cooking and baking primitives that could've been spent on him instead, forced her to give up her membership on Skins's island.

I personally grieved much when this happened, because no primitive before, or since, provided franksolich with so much stellar literary inspiration, than the hippywife primitive.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 27, 2013, 03:16:12 AM
We're not here to tear you down.

We're here to laugh at you.  ...and most heartily, I might add.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Aristotelian on July 27, 2013, 03:47:15 AM
They seem to think that we were involved in wallduding cali as well...

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grasswire (37,288 posts)
82. no, it doesn't happen here in the cooking group.

They lurk in the cooking group and then mostly these days just make asses of themselves on their own site, conservativecave.com. Although they HAVE occasionally crossed over to real life involvement (got a DU-er fired from her job for her comments on DU). They boast of having trolls and moles here. But there really is no discord in cooking and baking group.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: txradioguy on July 27, 2013, 03:54:51 AM
We're not here to tear you down.

We're here to laugh at you.  ...and most heartily, I might add.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 27, 2013, 03:55:39 AM
They seem to think that we were involved in wallduding cali as well...


Yeah, and it was a primitive who did that, not us.

All we did was publicize it.

The ice in the addled pie-and-jam primitive's brassiere must've gone to her head.

<<<tired of being blamed for things we didn't, and don't, do.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: txradioguy on July 27, 2013, 04:02:17 AM
Aerows...CaliforniaPeggy and the rest of the lurkers....the DUmpster was created for a couple reasons...one to provide comic relief...and two...because you and the rest of the Libs are so scared of anyone who doesn't think like you that you refuse to let us come there and debate you.  If we tried to sign up there and challenge some of the stupid things you say...we'd get banned.  So we do it by proxy here.  We're not scared of you.  Quite the contrary...we're not afraid to take on your leftist utopian views of what America should be.  You on the other hand...not so much...because like WillPitt and mike_c before you...you'll be left a stuttering mess.  Facts and reality trump your socialist BS every time.

You're free to come here and sign up...and we can discuss why your twisted view of America is so tragically wrong.

But most of you won't because you'd find it hard to log back in at DU afterwards.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: txradioguy on July 27, 2013, 04:04:36 AM
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They have interfered in the lives of DU-ers where they could


Hmmm....like when you idiots interfered with my life a couple times?
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Aristotelian on July 27, 2013, 04:15:35 AM
Hmmm....like when you idiots interfered with my life a couple times?

How typical of a conservative, bringing facts and reality into an argument...that sort of things doesn't go down well with the DUmp.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Aristotelian on July 27, 2013, 04:17:01 AM
Things were significantly better over there when they weren't allowed to mention us - they could happily get on with their lives of spreading lies and hate around.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: txradioguy on July 27, 2013, 04:25:19 AM
Things were significantly better over there when they weren't allowed to mention us - they could happily get on with their lives of spreading lies and hate around.

I think it's still verboten to mention us over there unless you have a post count as high as those three do.  Aerows barely makes the cut.  usually you have to have a post count as high as grasswipe's or calpiggy's.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Carl on July 27, 2013, 04:58:40 AM
When they post recipes for spaghetti sauce that includes cabbage or potatoes as ingredients after the gag reflex wears off what are you supposed to do if not laugh?
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: EagleKeeper on July 27, 2013, 05:04:43 AM

No one here drove DUmmy hippywife away. There are strong suspicions that she was dismembered and eaten by her husband, Wild Bill Packer, who is known to have been a cannibal.

He covers for her disappearance by marketing tacky, tasteless costume jewelry in her name from an Etsy shop.


 :rotf:

OMG! I spilled my coffee on the cat!

This is going to take half the day to make right.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: miskie on July 27, 2013, 05:34:03 AM
-Its pretty simple, DUmbasses.

If you don't want Cavers to mock you, don't post ridiculous things on DU. Even Calpeg has learned that every poem she posts ends up 'improved' and added to miskie's big book of poetry.


-and if that old dog can learn new tricks, you can too !
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Skul on July 27, 2013, 05:58:17 AM
I seem to recall a "potatoes in chili" thread in the C&B forum.
That's why we mock you, DUmpmonkeys.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 27, 2013, 07:52:15 AM
If you don't want Cavers to mock you, don't post ridiculous things on DU. Even Calpeg has learned that every poem she posts ends up 'improved' and added to miskie's big book of poetry.

Lurking primitives don't have the "search" function, and they're too lazy to stray beyond the DUmpster, this, as a public service:

"miskie's big book of poetry"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46747.0.html

It's in a public forum.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 27, 2013, 10:31:03 AM
They seem to think that we were involved in wallduding cali as well...

Or DUmmy Raven, dismissed from her plum job in the vast bureaucracy created by Massholes in Rindge, NH.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Bad Dog on July 27, 2013, 10:37:06 AM
Poor sweating, crying OS didn't get a single mention as a victim of the evile Coach and his minions.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Big Dog on July 27, 2013, 11:08:02 AM
Poor sweating, crying OS didn't get a single mention as a victim of the evile Coach and his minions.

The opposite of love is not hate; it is indifference.

The DUmmies don't give a shit about Steve Dawes, which must break his cholesterol-clogged heart. He needs validation and praise; his "special announcements" on DU, and his Quixotic quest to be elected to office, any office, prove that.

(http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/464/9056434389.jpg)
"You know you want me, baby!"
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Splashdown on July 27, 2013, 11:25:57 AM
I'd be more than happy to laugh at them in their own forums, but dissent is of course not allowed.


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Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Ballygrl on July 27, 2013, 11:28:49 AM
WTF? I love the cooking and baking group, if anything it's a nice diversion from politics.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 27, 2013, 01:16:40 PM
WTF? I love the cooking and baking group, if anything it's a nice diversion from politics.

But inevitably there is politics in it.

I've never understood something, and no primitive's ever illuminated me.

The primitives allege themselves to be morally superior to we decent and civilized people because they "care;" in this particular case they ostensibly care about the millions who go to sleep every night hungry.

But then the primitives turn around and constantly brag about their wasteful consumption of food.

And the primitives don't even seem to feel the least guilty about it.

No matter how much I play with the cerebral cells, I can't make this make sense.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Ballygrl on July 27, 2013, 01:31:28 PM
But inevitably there is politics in it.

I've never understood something, and no primitive's ever illuminated me.

The primitives allege themselves to be morally superior to we decent and civilized people because they "care;" in this particular case they ostensibly care about the millions who go to sleep every night hungry.

But then the primitives turn around and constantly brag about their wasteful consumption of food.

And the primitives don't even seem to feel the least guilty about it.

No matter how much I play with the cerebral cells, I can't make this make sense.

True, I do find it hypocritical how much money they spend on certain items and spices.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 27, 2013, 01:34:52 PM
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mopinko (39,860 posts)    Sat Jul 27, 2013, 10:14 AM

28. they are totally sick.

completely and utterly plain sick people.

i was once an early candidate for primitive of the year.

^^^so says the hypochondrial primitive, who's boasted every ailment and affliction known in the history of mankind, incuding hemophilia, prostrate problems, and not only the West Nile virus, but the East Nile virus, the North Nile virus, and the South Nile virus.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/mpinko.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/mpinko.jpg.html)

Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 27, 2013, 01:48:52 PM
http://listverse.com/2007/08/04/top-10-human-sideshow-freaks/
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Aristotelian on July 27, 2013, 01:49:43 PM
WTF? I love the cooking and baking group, if anything it's a nice diversion from politics.

It's also useful as a demonstration that DUmmies are not merely people who are wrong about politics - but are, in fact, crazed loons who are bizarrely wrong about everything.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2013, 09:15:35 AM
Oh my.

The primitives are still lurking.

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msanthrope (17,576 posts)    Sat Jul 27, 2013, 09:35 PM

29. OMG--someone just sent me the thread where they got all in a tizzy about baccala....

It's based on this thread....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/115714403

Some CC poster thinks baccala is a modern Italian-American invention--that it's not a dish from Italy itself. Oh shit, I cannot believe the stupid. No seriously....I cannot believe the level of stupid on that thread.
 
Did no one teach these people history? Salt cod has been a trade item for a thousand years....it was a staple on sailing vessels. The Vikings, the Basques, the Hanseatic League, and the British--all salt cod traders. Italians have been eating salt cod for a millennium.
 
Five seconds on google....

http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/k/kurlansky-cod.html

And apparently, we are too liberal with our tuna-making ways. That's another sad, sad thread.

I haven't bothered checking, but I believe franksolich was the author of that thread here, and that I questioned the veracity of salt cod being an ingredient in an authentic Italianate dish.

If the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude had said so, I would've believed it.

But otherwise, no.

<<<has never claimed to be an expert on Italianate cuisine, other than the pepperoni pizza sold by the slice at the convenience store in town.

Whooooop-whooooop-de-do.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2013, 09:03:48 PM
Oh my.

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msanthrope (17,620 posts)   Sun Jul 28, 2013, 05:14 PM

32. After being schooled on baccala by me, the poster in question now claims he isn't an expert on "Italianate cuisine."

Okay. When I stop laughing at that, maybe I'll write a post about a hick who doesn't know the difference between architecture and food. Which isn't surprising, since it sounds like shit-on-a-shingle is a delicacy for that one.

By the way, question.

What's this thing on a shingle?  I've read the phrase before, but never checked it out.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Splashdown on July 28, 2013, 09:16:47 PM
Creamed chipped (dried) beef on toast.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2013, 09:19:33 PM
Creamed chipped (dried) beef on toast.

Yeah, I just googled it.

But figuring google won't take dirty words, I just googled "on a shingle," and that's what I got.

I remember once seeing chipped beef on toast close up, when I was seven or eight years old.

Ever since then, whenever I see it, I try to stay at least half the room away from it; some memories are uneraseable.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2013, 09:25:00 PM
<<<knows what "tabbouleh" is, so the misanthrophic primitivette can kiss my ass.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Splashdown on July 28, 2013, 09:31:05 PM
Yeah, I just googled it.

But figuring google won't take dirty words, I just googled "on a shingle," and that's what I got.

I remember once seeing chipped beef on toast close up, when I was seven or eight years old.

Ever since then, whenever I see it, I try to stay at least half the room away from it; some memories are uneraseable.

Kind of a delicacy here in PA, along with scrapple. Were you out here when you saw it?
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2013, 09:38:08 PM
Kind of a delicacy here in PA, along with scrapple. Were you out here when you saw it?

No.  I think it was one of those things one of my older brothers was trying to make for my younger brother and me.  If I recall correctly, I had a carrot instead.

But I never knew it as anything other than "chipped beef on toast"--which is exactly what it is, and what it should be called.  And dear sweet old Lu thinks we're wrong, calling the primitives pretentious. 

Ho-hum.

Well, I see I still have the old touch.  For reasons dating back to poor stupid Beth's scam, I've found it handy to cultivate the image--among the primitives--as a bumbling airhead.  I got the misanthrophic primitivess believing it.  It's all good.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 28, 2013, 09:40:08 PM
:siren: CRYBABY ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :siren:

(http://i3.tinypic.com/vr3qlk.jpg)
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 28, 2013, 09:43:15 PM
Didn't read all the comments from there or here. One in the OP stuck out to me:

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Response to Aerows (Original post)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 07:13 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (105,120 posts)

1. They are a group of losers.
And their sole purpose (I believe) is to tear us down.


Losers? We are losers? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Let us look at the facts CalPiggy:

Who has more employed people, CC or DU?
Who has more people on welfare, CC or DU?
Who has a forum for mental illness, CC or DU?
Who has more drug users, CC or DU?
Who has more people with crisis in their lives, CC or DU?
Who has more happy people, CC or DU?
And the final question is... Who has a person that thinks she is a male panther, CC or DU?

Now once you have answered these questions, I think the facts state pretty plainly who it is that are losers and who are not.

Having said all that Cal Piggy... you post your crap on the internet for all to see, then you got to take the heat when it comes your way. I (we) laugh at you Cal Piggy. Long and hard. Everyday. CC is not my life... it is entertainment for me. DU is ya all's life it seems to me.

Spells out l-o-s-e-r in my book.   :loser: :loser:

And no Cal Piggy... we don't have to tear you and your fellow denizens at DU down. You do that far, far better than anybody here. We just simply point out what losers you really are, by your own posts mind you, and have a good laugh about it.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2013, 09:48:00 PM
Why do we have so many cooking and baking primitives visiting this thread, when there's more interesting material for them on the thread by Dennis the Menace, about how to make some sort of quinine salad?
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 28, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Why do we have so many cooking and baking primitives visiting this thread, when there's more interesting material for them on the thread by Dennis the Menace, about how to make some sort of quinine salad?

Because they are crybabies.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2013, 09:56:29 PM
Because they are crybabies.

It gets tiresome, having to guide the primitives around, as if they can't find things on their own.

The DUmpster on conservativecave's the largest known repository of primitivity on the internet--geezuz, what, 433,000+ comments here alone?--and I have a feeling even the most-thorough primitive (that would be the addled "grasswire" primitive) hasn't ever seen even a hundredth of one percent of it all.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 28, 2013, 09:59:15 PM
Why do we have so many cooking and baking primitives visiting this thread, when there's more interesting material for them on the thread by Dennis the Menace, about how to make some sort of quinine salad?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think they are bored Coach.  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Things been a little slow at the Dump since the Dead Skittle punk kerbunkle, kerfunkle, whatever she called it, has died down. I guess even dummies get bored at the end of the month when they are waiting for the welfare check to buy their drugs
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 28, 2013, 10:26:22 PM
It gets tiresome, having to guide the primitives around, as if they can't find things on their own.

The DUmpster on conservativecave's the largest known repository of primitivity on the internet--geezuz, what, 433,000+ comments here alone?--and I have a feeling even the most-thorough primitive (that would be the addled "grasswire" primitive) hasn't ever seen even a hundredth of one percent of it all.

Quite frankly, it is really irritating.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: obumazombie on July 29, 2013, 01:52:55 AM
The Army used to be real big on SOS as a hot meal breakfast item, at least in years gone by.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 29, 2013, 07:03:36 AM
The Army used to be real big on SOS as a hot meal breakfast item, at least in years gone by.

Marines too......and if you had just run 5 miles, it was pretty good.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2013, 07:52:11 AM
I see the cousin's trying to claim she won Top DUmmie two times.

She didn't.

#17 top primitive in 2010
#01 top primitive in 2011
#02 (tie with the Taverner primitive) top primitive in 2012

She also won the William Rivers Pitt award in 2011 and the Robyn McGrath award in 2012, but those aren't Top DUmmies.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2013, 07:58:39 AM
For the convenience of lurking primitives, who couldn't find a whale inside a bucket without help:

"top DUmmies 2005-2012"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,66225.0.html

(has the links to each individual award, too)
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: AprilRazz on July 30, 2013, 06:46:53 AM
Silly primitives. We are not "tearing you down", we are just holding the mirror up to you.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 30, 2013, 08:17:24 AM
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Response to Aerows (Original post)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 08:56 PM
Cirque du So-What (9,393 posts)

11. They've apparently been doing it for some time
Every few months, I do a search on my username. I'm not the subject of much discussion among those pusillanimous pisswillies ordinarily, but they found one thread that I started in this group over a year ago worthy of a great deal of discussion.
Someone got a word-a-day calendar for their birthday.

I actually had to look that word up.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qyHS4met7c[/youtube]
Learning new things is fun.  :-)
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2013, 05:12:16 PM
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grasswire (37,313 posts)    Tue Jul 30, 2013, 01:23 AM

38. the section where they bash us is called "The Dumpster"

Misfits.

Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: BadCat on July 31, 2013, 06:01:18 PM
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grasswire (37,313 posts)    Tue Jul 30, 2013, 01:23 AM

38. the section where they bash us is called "The Dumpster"

It's DUmpster, you ugly idiot.  Notice the DU at the beginning.
Title: Re: Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2013, 06:02:45 PM
It's DUmpster, you ugly idiot.  Notice the DU at the beginning.

Obviously the addled pie-and-jam primitive isn't aware there's one other public forum, and two private forums, where we "bash" the primitives.