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DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« on: August 23, 2012, 04:29:37 PM »
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I scored 140 on my IQ test at work is that good?

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What job gives an IQ test?
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 04:37:46 PM »
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I scored 140 on my IQ test at work is that good?

if you have to ask, then no, it isn't good.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 04:40:06 PM »
One would think that DUmbass might try to nadin the answer.

Never mind.  It is, after all, in DUmmyland.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 04:43:28 PM »
DUmmie was so stupid at work that they gave him an IQ test....now they know for certain that he's really just not worth a damn to anyone.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 04:52:50 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 23, 2012, 04:29:37 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021188065

What job gives an IQ test?

That is a little weird.  The MMPI, or Meyers-Briggs, maybe, but giving them actual IQ tests and then telling them the results can only lead to divisions when the ones who scored higher start begrudging any promotions or opportunities going to those who scored worse than themselves, or they just start lording it over anyone they outscored.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 04:57:02 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 23, 2012, 04:52:50 PM
That is a little weird.  The MMPI, or Meyers-Briggs, maybe, but giving them actual IQ tests and then telling them the results can only lead to divisions when the ones who scored higher start begrudging any promotions or opportunities going to those who scored worse than themselves, or they just start lording it over anyone they outscored.

Kinda like GT scores?  :fuelfire:
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 04:58:22 PM »
Yeah, kinda like that.  Or the stupid bullshit that goes on at Mensa meetings.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2012, 04:59:05 PM »
They know he's a DUmmie so they told him about scoring a .140 for the laughs that will ensue.  :-)
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 05:03:23 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 23, 2012, 04:58:22 PM
Yeah, kinda like that.  Or the stupid bullshit that goes on at Mensa meetings.

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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 05:05:23 PM »
I matched 5 numbers including the Power Ball on Power Ball. Is that good?
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 05:06:12 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 23, 2012, 05:05:23 PM
I matched 5 numbers including the Power Ball on Power Ball. Is that good?

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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 05:08:45 PM »
I was throwing some chemicals together and discovered cold fusion, is that good?
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 05:22:43 PM »
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I was throwing some chemicals together and discovered cold fusion, is that good?

Will it cool beer?
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 05:38:56 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 23, 2012, 05:22:43 PM
Will it cool beer?
No, but I did get quite wasted last night and vomited up a chemical compound that cures cancer. Is that good?
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 05:58:42 PM »
I earned $3.5 million last week on a home sale ... Is that good?

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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2012, 06:17:02 PM »
IQ tests are bullcrap. My husband is an engineer and has forgotten more about math than I will ever know. Science too. Yet, he doesn't do well on these kinds of tests. I always score high for the sole reason that I'm good at taking tests, even though on the math and science portions I pick my best guess through a process of elimination. Except for the basic stuff, I have no idea what the hell the answer is. Been able to do this all my life. Some people just don't take tests well. It's a stupid indicator of intelligence.

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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2012, 06:32:37 PM »
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2012, 06:32:38 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 23, 2012, 06:17:02 PM
IQ tests are bullcrap. My husband is an engineer and has forgotten more about math than I will ever know. Science too. Yet, he doesn't do well on these kinds of tests. I always score high for the sole reason that I'm good at taking tests, even though on the math and science portions I pick my best guess through a process of elimination. Except for the basic stuff, I have no idea what the hell the answer is. Been able to do this all my life. Some people just don't take tests well. It's a stupid indicator of intelligence.

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True.

When someone puts a test in front of my face, I kind of panic.  I'd rather someone just ask me a question and I'll give them the answer... if I know it, of course.  :)
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2012, 06:39:16 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 23, 2012, 06:17:02 PM
IQ tests are bullcrap. My husband is an engineer and has forgotten more about math than I will ever know. Science too. Yet, he doesn't do well on these kinds of tests. I always score high for the sole reason that I'm good at taking tests, even though on the math and science portions I pick my best guess through a process of elimination. Except for the basic stuff, I have no idea what the hell the answer is. Been able to do this all my life. Some people just don't take tests well. It's a stupid indicator of intelligence.

Cindie

Of course they are, and anybody who puts all of their faith in them isn't as smart as the test indicates. Genius comes in far more flavors - For example, how about musicians and artists ? How does one evaluate them ? Fine art and music is all mathematical, but its organic in nature, versus an almost artificial,  lifeless formula on a piece of paper.

Some people are capable of making numbers march in cadence, in perfect order-defining regularity. Others can make those same numbers dance and flutter about whimsically. Which is the real genius ?
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2012, 06:41:14 PM »
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I scored 140 on my IQ test at work is that good?



Hey JR, If you have to ask what is a good score on a IQ test you probably shouldn't be taking it.  You're only going to embarrass yourself.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2012, 07:10:03 PM »
An IQ of 140 is two times an idiot.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2012, 07:16:43 PM »
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I'm in the mid 120's! I guess it's not how many IQ points you have, but what you do with them, LOL!

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The poor OP poster is being run out of town.  With an IQ like that he has to be a mole.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2012, 09:33:36 PM »
The OP is so stupid, it sounds exactly like something Pam Dawson would post.
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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2012, 11:15:29 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on August 23, 2012, 05:58:42 PM
I earned $3.5 million last week on a home sale ... Is that good?

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Well, but the President says you didn't earn that yourself, so I'm not sure we can count it...

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Re: DUmbass discovers leaving out decimal point makes him really smart
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2012, 11:21:18 PM »
Did you DUmmies stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

No? Poor dumb bastards. Oh and FWIW, OP is full of shit. On testing for jobs they'll never give you a score, just a pass/fail or reply to that effect.
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