DUmmy Mythsaje won't give up. Still striving in the pre-dawn murk of the DUmp to make that Greatest Page. When that happens, thousands of wealthy DUmmies will read his essay and learn of his fantasy books. They will take out their gold credit cards and buy and buy, several volumes for each person on their Christmas lists.
And inevitablly, DUmmy Mythsaje will end up on that sofa, on TV, the same one Tom Cruise jumped on, and Oprah herself will ask him, "DUmmy Mythsaje, could you read us a thumbnail from your latest fantasy thriller?"
And he will open his book and read, "Morrigan likes her life, and her job. She gets to knock down tyrants and bullies and dance on their graves. It's like a dream come true for the immortal assassin and notorious party girl. But she's not nearly as happy as she thinks she should be, mostly because her affection for her assistant Bryon--Raven's vampire apprentice--doesn't seem to be reciprocated." (Yes, he, his own self, did actually write that.)
And then Oprah will announce her latest book club selection.