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Offline Tucker

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You hippie freaks- let my son go
« on: February 10, 2008, 08:48:41 AM »
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RepublicanDad (28 posts)      Sun Feb-10-08 08:40 AM
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Liberal hippies, release my son!
 Look, I feel like a pilgrim in an unholy land here but I'll make this brief. I am a staunch republican who doesn't really care about your socialistic communist ideals and I thought I had raised my son that way. All the people in my family are, and always will be republicans. We believe in Jesus, in getting jobs, in shaving, and in George W. I just found out recently that my son has been posting on this website behind my back and that he is now one of those "Obama" supporters. LET GO OF MY SON. You people have nothing better to do than brainwash an innocent republican child's mind? He even said he will vote for Obama instead of McCain, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? I am so angry at the moment and I demand you hippies let him go. I don't know why he is this way but it is bad enough being at work with my peon republican colleagues who all love this Obama character.

Now, I blame this Obama man for all our problems this primary. I know you hippies would have worn yourselves out dancing in the mud if this Obama character hadn’t revitalized your movement.

I know you all don’t believe in getting jobs or Jesus, but if you can find it in your heart to release your grip on my son, I would be very thankful. Look, just so you know, I know us republicans kill your “buzz”, but I want you to know that whatever tree gods you worship in your own time is none of my business. So there’s no reason why we can’t be civil towards each other.

Let go of my son! Justin, if you are reading this, just know I am so angry with you... but I'm willing to accept that this is a temporary lapse of judgement and if you let go of all this liberal nonsense, we can be a strong republican family again.

 

He got the marble slab.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: You hippie freaks- let my son go
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 08:54:08 AM »
JUSTIN, COME HOME!

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That had to be a sock.
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Re: You hippie freaks- let my son go
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 09:31:44 AM »
"We believe in Jesus, in getting jobs, in shaving, and in George W."

Gotta' love that!  :-)
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Re: You hippie freaks- let my son go
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 09:35:09 AM »
that has got to be one of the most amusing Sockpuppet attacks ever!
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Re: You hippie freaks- let my son go
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2008, 09:55:32 AM »
Five bucks it was a Clinton supporter. Just to damn much mentioning of Obama.

On 9/15 in DC a guy with a megaphone was singing "Give soap a chance" :lmao:
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Re: You hippie freaks- let my son go
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2008, 09:58:33 AM »
Bouncies: Not just limited to the check out line.
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Re: You hippie freaks- let my son go
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 03:34:51 AM »
That was so unbelievably fake... :bs:
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Re: You hippie freaks- let my son go
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 05:08:28 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on February 11, 2008, 03:34:51 AM
That was so unbelievably fake... :bs:

I thought the same thing when I read it.
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Re: You hippie freaks- let my son go
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2008, 04:24:37 AM »
Quote from: djones520 on February 11, 2008, 03:34:51 AM
That was so unbelievably fake... :bs:

That's what made it so amusing. DUmmies have an inability to be truthful and in their attempt to do what they're good at, which is fabrication, they fall short.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.
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