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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Rebel Yell on February 13, 2008, 09:00:00 AM
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Solon (1000+ posts) Wed Feb-13-08 07:18 AM
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****ING *******ED CAT! ****ing PISSED on me this shitty morning!
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Eh, I went to bed around 1:30 AM or so, no biggie, and I figured there were no cats in my room, so I shut the door all the way, so they don't come in and bug me. I lay down and fall asleep.
5:20 AM, this morning, yeah, I know the EXACT ****ING TIME! I'm half-asleep, and here a cat meow, didn't think anything about it. I was laying on my right side, and all of the sudden I felt the right side of my back getting pissed on, warm and wet. I was up like a shot, kicked the cat out of my room, took a shower, and took off the bedsheets and treating the wet spot.
The ****ed up part is that I don't think I can yell at her about this. I mean, she was trapped in my room, she tried waking me up, and then she did, and relieved herself at the same time. Its still shitty, I still feel like shit, mostly from how I was woken up, but it was mostly my fault anyways. Still, I have to vent, so instead of the kitty being the target of my annoyance, DU is instead!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Assuming it is "fixed," that is how many cats tell you they are upset about something. It might indicate a medical problem (cats are prone to kidney infections).
Rather than get upset, this person should get the cat to a Vet forthwith.
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Would be nice to have a pic. I could add it to my pwnage collection :lmao:
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I dunno.
I think the colonic primitive subconsciously doesn't like cats.
And so the colonic primitive really shouldn't have one.
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Assuming it is "fixed," that is how many cats tell you they are upset about something. It might indicate a medical problem (cats are prone to kidney infections).
Rather than get upset, this person should get the cat to a Vet forthwith.
I think the cat was just reaffirming who the dominant one in the house is.
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Assuming it is "fixed," that is how many cats tell you they are upset about something. It might indicate a medical problem (cats are prone to kidney infections).
Rather than get upset, this person should get the cat to a Vet forthwith.
I think the cat was just reaffirming who the dominant one in the house is.
Most cats don't need to do that (it is assumed). Hmm....
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No. The DUmmy is just an idiot. He/she locked the cat in the bedroom, the litterbox was not in the bedroom, the cat just showed the DUmmy what it thought of being locked out of its bathroom.
BadCat!!! BadCat!!! No pissing on DUmmies in their sleep!!!! :asssmack:
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No. The DUmmy is just an idiot. He/she locked the cat in the bedroom, the litterbox was not in the bedroom, the cat just showed the DUmmy what it thought of being locked out of its bathroom.
Actually, BadCat, I think the colonic primitive really subsconsciously resents cats.
Remember, primitives are control-freaks, albeit ineffectual ones, and one can't control cats.
And so the colonic primitive Hates the cat because it won't be controlled.
I dunno.
I never felt any particular ambition to "control" the cats here, or any dogs linked with my life. It's just best to let cats be cats and dogs be dogs.
As one can imagine, I've never met a cat or a dog who didn't trust me.
And because I don't try to "control" them, I don't have problems with them, like pissing where they're not supposed to. Hell, I can house-break a puppy in a very short time, no more messes.
I'm appalled at the way the primitives treat their pets, and am even more appalled they haven't ever been arrested for cruelty to animals.
I've been guilty of many sins in this life, but one of them is that I've never even hit an animal.
It makes my blood curdle, when primitives talk about swatting a cat off a kitchen counter, for example.
There's no need to swat a cat, and the cat doesn't learn anything from it anyway.
One just picks the cat up off the counter and puts it on the floor, nothing more.
I think the colonic primitive, like the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, has a problem with Anger.
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Assuming it is "fixed," that is how many cats tell you they are upset about something. It might indicate a medical problem (cats are prone to kidney infections).
Rather than get upset, this person should get the cat to a Vet forthwith.
I think the cat was just reaffirming who the dominant one in the house is.
Most cats don't need to do that (it is assumed). Hmm....
Dogs have owners; cats have staff.
BC, where the deuce did you find that avatar? :rotf:
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So this DU'er takes responsibility for his cat pissing on him but I bet you he doesn't take responsibility for his own life.
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So this DU'er takes responsibility for his cat pissing on him but I bet you he doesn't take responsibility for his own life.
I don't think that the serenity-impaired colonic primitive really took responsibility for the cat pissing on him; it reeks of window-dressing to me.
I think the serenity-impaired colonic primitive still blames the cat.
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The cat's obviously a conservative. Probably been logging on to CC when Solon's out of the house. :-)
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The cat's obviously a conservative. Probably been logging on to CC when Solon's out of the house. :-)
He he.... :-)