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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2010, 03:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 01, 2010, 03:10:14 PM
Mutha fu--

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*Pssssssst....someone take a look...is he buying any of this?

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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2010, 03:22:25 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 01, 2010, 03:15:17 PM
did you hear how he scammed family members out of money over a phony illness?  Further proof that he's a DUmmie.

True. A real sociopath, it seems.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2010, 03:25:25 PM »
I dunno, offer him a drugged carrot.  That way it won't matter if he buys it, and we'll have time enough to get him on down to Silver Springs without a struggle.

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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2010, 03:30:02 PM »
Algore needs to be used as a bartering chit for in a hostage swap.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2010, 03:43:04 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on September 01, 2010, 03:30:02 PM
Algore needs to be used as a bartering chit for in a hostage swap.

Ohhhh...that's better...MUCH BETTER.....much much better than using any bunnies, yes, Al Gore, exactly, yes, we want no bunny hostages, my word no.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2010, 03:47:07 PM »
Sooooo, I'm guessing "Kate Plus Eight" was not exactly TiVo material for this guy.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2010, 04:04:23 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on September 01, 2010, 03:47:07 PM
Sooooo, I'm guessing "Kate Plus Eight" was not exactly TiVo material for this guy.

I think when 18 Kids and Counting changed to 19 Kids and Counting it sent him over the edge.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2010, 04:11:06 PM »
Fox reported around 10 min. ago hostages are safe, suspect has been shot. Too bad it wasn't fatally.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2010, 04:16:04 PM »
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2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.

it takes a screwed up mind to see babies as a parasite.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2010, 04:16:50 PM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on September 01, 2010, 04:11:06 PM
Fox reported around 10 min. ago hostages are safe, suspect has been shot. Too bad it wasn't fatally.

Too bad indeed. I hope he practices what he preaches and offs himself.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2010, 04:34:43 PM »
The big question is....will MSM ever call him a leftwing nutcase?

They would certainly be screaming RIGHTWING NUTCASE if the shoe fit.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2010, 04:37:28 PM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on September 01, 2010, 04:11:06 PM
Fox reported around 10 min. ago hostages are safe, suspect has been shot. Too bad it wasn't fatally.


He's dead.

Fox just reported it a few minutes ago.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2010, 04:55:19 PM »
Quote from: debk on September 01, 2010, 04:37:28 PM

He's dead.

Fox just reported it a few minutes ago.

I was going to suggest, if it was a sniper who got him, he needs more time at the range. Apparently not!
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2010, 04:56:18 PM »
"He's dead, Jim."

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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2010, 04:57:57 PM »
Well, then, I guess he positively contributed to the goal he sought, if only in his own small, personal way.

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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2010, 05:40:35 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 01, 2010, 04:34:43 PM
The big question is....will MSM ever call him a leftwing nutcase?

They would certainly be screaming RIGHTWING NUTCASE if the shoe fit.
Knowing them, they would anyway.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2010, 06:10:06 PM »
Paging Mike Malloy, paging Mike Malloy...where are you gonna bring this one up?

Ditto the rest of the MSM.  I'm sure Queef Olbertard will name this guy, "Worst Person In The World" tonight.

Yes, yes--I'm SURE of it.  He'll do it in 24 business hours!
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2010, 06:25:08 PM »
I do9ubt it will be anything, Sparky, but I'm probably going to listen to Crazy Mike tonight to see how exactly he spins this incident.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2010, 08:16:04 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on September 01, 2010, 02:44:49 PM
What if the police rounded up a few squirrels and deer and threatened to shoot them unless he surrendered? "WE'VE GOT YOUR BUDDIES HERE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP, OR THE BUNNY GETS IT FIRST!"

Just sayin'.

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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2010, 08:23:25 PM »
^ That made me chuckle. How dare you, you ruthless, cut throat, roughian!

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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2010, 09:10:51 PM »

TAH

Surprise, surprise! ::)
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2010, 09:25:39 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on September 01, 2010, 08:23:25 PM
^ That made me chuckle. How dare you, you ruthless, cut throat, roughian!

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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2010, 09:26:40 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 01, 2010, 02:00:59 PM
One of our moonbats is missing...

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All together now:  "What's his DU name?"

Her certainly fits the profile of  DU'er, about in his 40's and radicalized.
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Re: Hostage Situation at Discovery Channel Headquarters
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2010, 11:54:21 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 01, 2010, 04:57:57 PM
Well, then, I guess he positively contributed to the goal he sought, if only in his own small, personal way.

 :cheersmate:

Only if he didn't reproduce. 

One less DUmmie in the world. 

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Lee said at the time that he experienced an ‘‘awakening” when he watched former Vice President Al Gore’s environmental documentary ‘‘An Inconvenient Truth.”


Algore really seems to attract the genetic and intelligence impaired like a magnet.

First the "Unibomber", and now this  :loser:.  At least he was capped before he hurt someone.

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