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Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:53:13 AM »
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Whenever I come across ridiculous things that wingers say…

And here's a good example right here… http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/anti-islam-group-and-tea-partiers-harass-florida-sheriff-for-hiring-muslim-deputy/ …I usually try to classify their statements into one of several categories:

1. Things that are outrageous declarations of complete and utter bullshit they don't even believe in, but are attempting to get others to believe in it because they feel that they draw an advantage from making others believe in outrageous things.

2. Things that are based on their innate need to hate and fear other people, because that use hate and fear to depict themselves as better and moralistic people. They simply choose other people to contradict against and base their own personal validity on how much they disagree with those people that they despise.

3. Conflicted statements that depict their unwillingness to account for facts that they're aware of, but which unfortunately cannot abide by their own distorted worldview.

4. Plain, baldfaced lies, demonstrations of utter ignorance and outright delusions.

Given my observations of these kinds of right wing statements, time and time again, I came to the conclusion a long time ago that I could never trust those mother****ers.

Just about everything that I normally admire in other human beings, like compassion, candor, good naturedness, generosity, acceptance, self-awareness, intelligence and most of all, honesty, I simply cannot see in those people. I see their shit eating smirks, as if they think they're actually fooling people who wouldn't want to otherwise be fooled. I hear fear and anger in their voices, as they whip themselves into a frenzy of misery, hatred and despair. I see how their cling to their own animosity of others unlike themselves and their unabashed bigotry as comfort blankets.

These are people who are completely unlikeable, untrustworthy and nothing to be admired. The problem is that they feel justified to be complete assholes, as if being an asshole is a Gawd-given right to them.

All I know about them is that they never give up, these insufferable bastards. They make it really hard to be nice during the holiday season. But sometimes I find that I can't help myself and point out just how crappy they are.

Just to get it off my chest, I have to just end this with saying, all in all, **** them. Really… **** 'em all. The worthless pieces of shit.

There, I'm all better now. Anyway, have a good Sunday, y'all!

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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2015, 12:02:10 PM »
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Whenever I come across ridiculous things that wingers say…

And here's a good example right here…(insert link to DU post about your usual DUmbass bouncy) …I usually try to classify their statements into one of several categories:

1. Things that are outrageous declarations of complete and utter bullshit they don't even believe in, but are attempting to get others to believe in it because they feel that they draw an advantage from making others believe in outrageous things.

2. Things that are based on their innate need to hate and fear other people, because that use hate and fear to depict themselves as better and moralistic people. They simply choose other people to contradict against and base their own personal validity on how much they disagree with those people that they despise.

3. Conflicted statements that depict their unwillingness to account for facts that they're aware of, but which unfortunately cannot abide by their own distorted worldview.

4. Plain, baldfaced lies, demonstrations of utter ignorance and outright delusions.

Given my observations of these kinds of right left wing statements, time and time again, I came to the conclusion a long time ago that I could never trust those mother****ers.

Just about everything that I normally admire in other human beings, like compassion, candor, good naturedness, generosity, acceptance, self-awareness, intelligence and most of all, honesty, I simply cannot see in those people. I see their shit eating smirks, as if they think they're actually fooling people who wouldn't want to otherwise be fooled. I hear fear and anger in their voices, as they whip themselves into a frenzy of misery, hatred and despair. I see how their cling to their own animosity of others unlike themselves and their unabashed bigotry as comfort blankets.

These are people who are completely unlikeable, untrustworthy and nothing to be admired. The problem is that they feel justified to be complete assholes, as if being an asshole is a Gawd-given right to them.

All I know about them is that they never give up, these insufferable bastards. They make it really hard to be nice during the holiday season. But sometimes I find that I can't help myself and point out just how crappy they are.

Just to get it off my chest, I have to just end this with saying, all in all, **** them. Really… **** 'em all. The worthless pieces of shit.

There, I'm all better now. Anyway, have a good Sunday, y'all!

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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2015, 12:04:43 PM »
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Whenever I come across ridiculous things that wingers say…

And here's a good example right here… http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/anti-islam-group-and-tea-partiers-harass-florida-sheriff-for-hiring-muslim-deputy/ …I usually try to classify their statements into one of several categories:

1. Things that are outrageous declarations of complete and utter bullshit they don't even believe in, but are attempting to get others to believe in it because they feel that they draw an advantage from making others believe in outrageous things. You mean like the DUmmies actually believing the Bernster is going to win the democRAT nomination? Talk about outrageous that people don't believe, but push at DUmmmieland

2. Things that are based on their innate need to hate and fear other people, because that use hate and fear to depict themselves as better and moralistic people. They simply choose other people to contradict against and base their own personal validity on how much they disagree with those people that they despise. You mean like the civil war that has erupted in full between the Berniebots and the Hitlary backers over there at loving and tolerant DU?

3. Conflicted statements that depict their unwillingness to account for facts that they're aware of, but which unfortunately cannot abide by their own distorted worldview. You mean like the DUmmie hate for Donald Trump and Ted Cruz who speak honestly about what has to happen to ISIS? Don't tell me if a liberal came out for exactly the same thing, you wouldn't walk in lock step with them?

4. Plain, baldfaced lies, demonstrations of utter ignorance and outright delusions. You have accurately described DUmmieland.

Given my observations of these kinds of right wing statements, time and time again, I came to the conclusion a long time ago that I could never trust those mother****ers.

Just about everything that I normally admire in other human beings, like compassion, candor, good naturedness, generosity, acceptance, self-awareness, intelligence and most of all, honesty, I simply cannot see in those people. I see their shit eating smirks, as if they think they're actually fooling people who wouldn't want to otherwise be fooled. I hear fear and anger in their voices, as they whip themselves into a frenzy of misery, hatred and despair. I see how their cling to their own animosity of others unlike themselves and their unabashed bigotry as comfort blankets. Here is a clue you DUmmie as*hole, conservatives are everything you say we aren't, but, you wouldn't know because you're so full of hate you won't bother to figure out who we are, much less try to understand.

These are people who are completely unlikeable, untrustworthy and nothing to be admired. The problem is that they feel justified to be complete assholes Have you looked in a mirror lately?, as if being an asshole is a Gawd-given right to them.

All I know about them is that they never give up, these insufferable bastards. They make it really hard to be nice during the holiday season. But sometimes I find that I can't help myself and point out just how crappy they are.

Just to get it off my chest, I have to just end this with saying, all in all, **** them. Really… **** 'em all. The worthless pieces of shit.

There, I'm all better now. Anyway, have a good Sunday, y'all!
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2015, 01:18:10 PM »
CAIR is nothing but an American front for the Muslim terrorists who want to kill the rest of us, including moderate Muslims.  This guy is the director of the Florida chapter of CAIR.  Decent, patriotic citizens are justifiably outraged.

Tell me, assholes who object to criminalize the First Amendment right to free speech, would you prefer these same outraged citizens burn down the sheriff's office, or call for frying his officers like "pigs in a blanket"?  Apparently, for the Left, free speech, if it's opposed to what they maintain is the TRUF, is audacious and atrocious, while burning buildings, throwing rocks at cops, and making death threats, well, THOSE actions are understandable in the face of our "bigotry and racism"?

I almost have to admire the sheer chutzpah and utter blindness that infests today's liberal fringe.  They really DO have alot in common with radical Islamic fascism.  There's only one right way, and it's theirs, and anyone who doesn't get in line ought to be silenced.  Some of them don't particularly mind HOW that silencing is accomplished either, and they are a scary lot.  Of course, no thanks to them, we still have the Second Amendment, which gives us some comfort in these turbulent times.

Haven't checked, but I sure as hell hope this sheriff was elected awhile back and thus can be bounced out on his ass in the near term. :bird:

From that article Mr.Scorpio brought over to DU
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/anti-islam-group-and-tea-partiers-harass-florida-sheriff-for-hiring-muslim-deputy/

Like him, thousands of other Muslims in America today are wearing the uniform. … I was, myself, a naval officer,” Ruiz said.”Nobody from a desk can tell me what patriotism is when I have worn my uniform.” said Wilfredo Ruiz, a local attorney who works with Hamze at CAIR.

OMG, Butthead Bergdahl just found his dense defense lawyer! :fuelfire:
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2015, 01:30:14 PM »
Here, Lamond.  They knew people like you exist.




 
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2015, 01:34:01 PM »
Does MrS even know a conservative? As for his screed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2015, 02:31:57 PM »
Yawn.

It'd be a lot easier to take Lamond seriously if he pursued that malicious Bernie bully who's terrorizing poor bravenak, making her life Hell with uncertainty about who it is.
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2015, 04:20:38 PM »
You mean like those that say that guns should be confiscated and ownership banned?

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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2015, 06:27:51 PM »
You mean like those that say that guns should be confiscated and ownership banned?

.......and a whole lot more!



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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2015, 06:57:29 PM »
Rawstory? For real??  :lmao:   May as well quote the Onion.
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2015, 07:00:29 PM »
.......and a whole lot more!



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What a moron! He'd have to ban any/all loose-fitting clothing, make everybody wear spandex. On some that would be rather comely, but me ... can you say, "Eyesore"?
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2015, 07:21:16 PM »
No prosthetics either.
Too easy to hollow them out and conceal a firearm.
Or, the prosthetic itself could be converted to a concealed weapon.
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2015, 07:29:12 PM »
Rawstory? For real??  :lmao:   May as well quote the Onion.

Yeah, and this from the guy who a couple of months ago claimed credit for starting the Zimmerman-Trayvon race war a couple of years ago.  Lamond was really proud of that, that he'd successfully incited hate and might have cost an innocent man justice.

Of course, as usual Lamond was blowing hot hair; it'd been the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive and the sparkling old dude who started that particular race war, and the bandwagon was already rolling down the street before Lamond jumped on it.

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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2015, 07:50:56 PM »
What a moron! He'd have to ban any/all loose-fitting clothing, make everybody wear spandex. On some that would be rather comely, but me ... can you say, "Eyesore"?

Also ban purses, backpacks, fanny packs, winter jackets, cargo pants, carpenter jeans.

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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2015, 08:08:36 PM »
Rawstory? For real??  :lmao:   May as well quote the Onion.

Only lunatic leftist blogs are considered valid sources.

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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2015, 11:20:02 PM »
Well, I think I can be forgiven for confusing the rawstory with a legit blog source because the shit I read in there sure seemed like stuff any good liberal rag says. :shucks:
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2015, 10:28:11 AM »
What is an "assault clip"? 
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2015, 11:02:37 AM »
What is an "assault clip"?

It's like a regular clip, but it will jump up and attack you if you're not careful.
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2015, 12:18:18 PM »
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I usually try to classify their statements into one of several categories:
1. Things that are outrageous declarations of complete and utter bullshit they don't even believe in, but are attempting to get others to believe in it because they feel that they draw an advantage from making others believe in outrageous things.

2. Things that are based on their innate need to hate and fear other people, because that use hate and fear to depict themselves as better and moralistic people. They simply choose other people to contradict against and base their own personal validity on how much they disagree with those people that they despise.

3. Conflicted statements that depict their unwillingness to account for facts that they're aware of, but which unfortunately cannot abide by their own distorted worldview.

4. Plain, baldfaced lies, demonstrations of utter ignorance and outright delusions.
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2015, 03:37:55 PM »
It's like a regular clip, but it will jump up and attack you if you're not careful.

Just like a UAV(Urban Assault Vehicle), which is nothing more than a SUV that jumps up and assaults people.
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2015, 04:16:26 PM »
Don't forget the 10" assault Bowie knife.
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Re: Mrs Corpulent tries to go Truly Mad
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2015, 05:02:38 PM »
What is an "assault clip"?

It's what women use when they're mad at you and their hair won't quietly go where it's supposed to.

I guess.
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Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

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