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mopinko, dear; we have to have a talk.

I promise I’ll be gentle and soothing.


Earlier this week on Skins’s island, you posted a thread about having to give up a pet dog of yours; apparently the pet’s been very important for you for a long time.

In General Discussion, you posted this:

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mopinko (43,540 posts)   Sun Mar 22, 2015, 11:15 AM
well, I am giving up the dog after all.

after which the details.

(dear cave dwellers- have a good time w this news, you scum suckers.)

And then a few days later, you cross-posted the same topic in the mental health forum on Skins’s island, commenting this:

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mopinko (43,540 posts)  Sun Mar 22, 2015, 12:18 PM

i kinda didnt want to post this for my fan club in the cave, but....

Mo, dear, I am shocked beyond words.

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Whatever in the world prompted you to suppose that decent and civilized people would stoop to making light of, making a mockery of, what was obviously a heartbreaking thing for you?

We all love pets, just as much if not more so than, the primitives on Skins’s island.  And probably all of us have lost a cherished pet at least once in our lives, so we understand.

This tragedy for you is not anything the DUmpster would make merry of.

There’s a problem in your perception of us, Mo, dear, and it’d be good if you corrected it.

Decent and civilized people use the gift of judgement that God gives us all, to differentiate between what’s really important, and what’s laughable.

I’m sure that if you checked the archives of the DUmpster, you’d see that the topics have always been restricted to what’s laughable, what’s silly, what’s trite, what’s stupid, what’s downright evil.

I doubt you’ll find a single thread where something that was truly important, was mocked here.

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The DUmpster’s always been very sensitive to primitives whenever they’ve shown the human, and not the primitive, side, of their natures.

The problem is, primitives show the human side of themselves so rarely that side of them’s almost imperceptible.  Usually it’s all just anger, greed, sloth, arrogance, hate, envy, and gluttony.

But those once-in-a-blue-moon times when a primitive describes something that reveals his humanity, the topic’s not for bringing over to the DUmpster for mockery and ridicule.

There’s lots and lots of examples of such caring, considerate, sensitive omissions—where a primitive thread was deemed too serious to be mockable, and wasn’t brought to the DUmpster.

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I cite for you the example of your good friend Skippy, the NYC_SKP primitive, who a few years ago wrote a tear-jerking account of his meeting his ancient father for the first time in his life.

It was a great story, a wonderful story, an uplifting story.

And obviously not being anything mockable, it never appeared in the pages of the DUmpster.

I also cite for you the example of the now-returned hippywife primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer, who a few years before Skippy’s story, described the death of her mother.

Wet grew the eyes, damp got the handkerchief, and sniffled the nose, as one read what she wrote; it was a literary piece comparable to Charles Dickens’ the death of Little Nell or Harriet Beecher Stowe’s the death of Little Eva.

It was awesome, and not being anything mock-worthy, it never came over to the DUmpster.

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You really need to use your judgement, Mo, dear, and I’m confident you’ll see that the DUmpster laughs at only the trite, the silly, the stupid, the downright evil, that emanates from Skins’s island, never those things that betray the human side of the primitives.   
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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2015, 06:08:16 AM »
Lunatic attention whore.

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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2015, 06:26:57 AM »
She loves the audience she gets here.
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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2015, 06:33:57 AM »
She loves the audience she gets here.

It's bigger than the one at the DUmp.
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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2015, 08:19:39 AM »
Zo now what is she going to do with all that peanut butter?
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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2015, 08:38:11 AM »
Lunatic attention whore.

Well, I still feel highly insulted that Big Mo assumes we're going to be jerks about something before it even happens.

With an attitude like that, how are we supposed to get along with each other?
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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2015, 08:44:21 AM »
Well, I still feel highly insulted that Big Mo assumes we're going to be jerks about something before it even happens.

With an attitude like that, how are we supposed to get along with each other?

You are a gracious gentleman Frank and I applaud you for it.
However I suspect that crazy Mo is taking advantage of that altruism and hoping to capitalize on its DOTY win in an effort to lord it over the other primitives.

One thread it plays the DOTY card to try to incense the rabid howler monkeys and when that fails it slyly reverses course and pretends that it is a mystery (not unlike the weeper and its year and a half long terminal illness that will be revealed in great fanfare one day).

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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2015, 09:53:55 AM »
We may like to have our fun with the DUmmies, but we generally draw the line when it comes to the loss of pets and the loss of human life.

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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2015, 10:11:39 AM »
We may like to have our fun with the DUmmies, but we generally draw the line when it comes to the loss of pets and the loss of human life.

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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2015, 10:16:33 AM »
Giving up her dog might mean she's expecting to go to jail.
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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2015, 10:55:38 AM »
Well, I still feel highly insulted that Big Mo assumes we're going to be jerks about something before it even happens.

With an attitude like that, how are we supposed to get along with each other?

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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2015, 12:54:52 PM »
That train left the station years ago.

Well, Big Mo and the other primitives need to get their heads screwed on right.

When the primitives act like human beings they aspire to be, the DUmpster leaves them alone.

But when the primitives act like the primitives they are, they're fair game.
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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2015, 03:23:54 PM »
Big Mo is really wallowing in her celebrity as the reigning Top DUmmy.

I wonder if she knows what a dangerous position that is at the DUmp, with past DUmmies of the Year having been destroyed by envious DUmpmates.

Ask Pam Dawson or Tom Wright.

Anyway, on this one, you have to feel good for the pooch being rid of Big Mo.

And what about Big Mo discussing her daughter having suffered a fractured skull as a five-year-old, while Big Mo never paid her enough attention to notice?

Not only is she the ex-wife from hell and the neighbor from hell, she's also the parent from hell.

Anyway, I much prefer comical Top DUmmies like Pam, or TiT, or nadin, to hateful, appalling Top DUmmies like Big Mo and Anne Pritchett.

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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2015, 05:50:15 PM »
Yeah, who could feel sorry for Mo ?
I feel sorry for her pet.
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Re: mopinko dear, whatever in the world makes you think this way?
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2015, 05:57:42 PM »
Yeah, who could feel sorry for Mo ?

Well, the sad thing is, unlike in the case of most primitives, there's a microscopic crack, a crevasse, in Big Mo's head, for which decency and common sense can sneak in.

She's not totally closed-minded; only 99% closed-minded.

<<<bets if met Big Mo in real life, could charm her into opening her mind even further; probably could even get her to feel as young--really, she feels pretty old and drab right now--as a mare in heat.
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