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Interests => All Things Edible (and how to prepare them) => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on November 16, 2012, 06:12:12 PM

Title: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 16, 2012, 06:12:12 PM: This is a mishmash that worked.
I had a package of instant mashed potatoes. 4 cheese flavor. Looks freeze dried, just add water milk and butter.
I had no milk so I doubled the butter and added more water.
There are no microwave directions, so I stirred it up real good and nuked it for a minute 45.
Hmmm, not enough water. another half cup should do it.

I also made a cup of freeze dried hamburger. and mixed it in.
then I added 8 oz of left over Kraft shredded cheddar cheese. nuked another minute 30. mixed well.

Wala! Creamy smooth potatoes, all cheesy with lotsa beef to flavor it right up!

You guys and gals should like totally try this! fer sure! I ate the whole thing!
This whole cooking thing is turning out great!

Now I need to get a wife so she could be all proud of me.
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Chris_ on November 16, 2012, 06:46:33 PM: Generally, a master chef is one that has had four years of training and another 4 years in an apprenticeship to a master chef.

But whatever works for you. :rofl:
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 16, 2012, 07:08:19 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on November 16, 2012, 06:46:33 PM
Generally, a master chef is one that has had four years of training and another 4 years in an apprenticeship to a master chef.

But whatever works for you. :rofl:
Yeah, that's what they say. all they really do is add some cheese and everyone loves it. Heck anyone can do that.
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: thundley4 on November 16, 2012, 07:09:30 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 16, 2012, 07:08:19 PM
Yeah, that's what they say. all they really do is add some cheese and everyone loves it. Heck anyone can do that.

Cheese, like bacon makes everything better.
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Chris_ on November 16, 2012, 07:09:51 PM: Cheetos on anything 99Â¢
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 16, 2012, 07:18:49 PM: The girls are all gonna wish they had me for a husband.
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: catsmtrods on November 17, 2012, 12:36:58 AM: Yeah that Master Chef title is BS! Cheese, salt, butter and bacon is all you need!
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: CG6468 on November 18, 2012, 09:56:52 AM: I thought Mr. Mann was our top notch baiter. (Think about it...)
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Wineslob on November 19, 2012, 10:29:00 AM: I just threw up a little.............. :thatsright:
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 19, 2012, 05:06:35 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on November 19, 2012, 10:29:00 AM
I just threw up a little.............. :thatsright:
You just need to eat some of my cooking! Better in no time!
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: LC EFA on November 19, 2012, 05:19:50 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 19, 2012, 05:06:35 PM
You just need to eat some of my cooking! Better in no time!

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Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 19, 2012, 06:42:37 PM: Oh ye of little faith. I tell you the truly great men are never appreciated in their own time.

my meals may be a little creative, but they end up edible every time. Just wait till I practice my outdoor cooking on my rocket stove. Now that will truly amaze you.
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Wineslob on November 20, 2012, 10:28:25 AM: (http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//paula-bananas.jpg)
Title: Re: I am a MASTER chef!
Post by: Chris_ on November 20, 2012, 10:29:31 AM: wtf? :rofl: