poll: should the primitives discuss sex?

[njpines]

**** no.

Calpeg sex thread. Need I say more?

NO!

[GOBUCKS]

Yes, absolutely they should.

It makes for some of their funniest threads.

The DUmp would be a much lesser place without the classic "Aching Seed", or Pam Dawson's anniversary morning-after report.

Just think of the threads grasswipe Judy could start. Or Sarah Imaboobi. Or Horse With No Brain and her slutty daughter.

Gold medal material.

[landofconfusion80]

If we really want the DOTY nominations to take off.... absolutely! 

"Dear DU.... It was a cold dreary night in the coffee shop.  His words kept saying "EWWWWWW, NO!!! GOD HELP ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!" but his body was saying something completely different..."

[franksolich]

If we really want the DOTY nominations to take off.... absolutely!

That's what I was thinking, as an unintended but delightful consequence.

[BlueStateSaint]

Again, I post my advisory:

[Karin]

I said absolutely not, because there's not enough brain bleach supply.  Anyway, they're all so hideous, I doubt anybody's getting anything. 

Anyone remember the incident with Pam's anniversary report?  I remember it was highly uncomfortable and hilarious, but I can't remember the particulars. 

[franksolich]

I said absolutely not, because there's not enough brain bleach supply.  Anyway, they're all so hideous, I doubt anybody's getting anything.

Well, they probably really aren't, but as they invented this "sexual liberation," the primitives need to account for what consequently happened.  Did it turn out a good thing?  Did it turn out a bad thing, all this promiscuity?

The primitives are being less than honest if they're not willing to describe their intimate encounters.  After all, they were the ones who brought it out of the bedroom into the open.

I think the primitives secretly think it was a mistake, all this hopping around in the sack with anything that moved, but they're too proud to admit it.

It still freaks me that Atman would rather watch television than please his wife.

What kind of husband is that?

[landofconfusion80]

What kind of husband is that?

Well, look what he's working with... can you really blame him?

[franksolich]

Again, I post my advisory:

Uh huh.

Try to imagine antics in the bedroom between these two:

I can't, and I have a vivid imagination.

[franksolich]

Well, look what he's working with... can you really blame him?

Well, I'm rather more of the opinion that she's got the harder job.

Remember my gallantry towards women; if they're on the non-lithe, non-svelte side, I tend to "subtract" a hundred pounds or so in the mind*, so they end up "looking" aesthetic.

*the cousin excepted.

[BlueStateSaint]

It's really too bad I can't make those damned emoticons puke in sequence, rather than all at the same time.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Well, I'm rather more of the opinion that she's got the harder job.

Remember my gallantry towards women; if they're on the non-lithe, non-svelte side, I tend to "subtract" a hundred pounds or so in the mind*, so they end up "looking" aesthetic.

*the cousin excepted.

Of course, knocking a hundred pounds off 'Nads would still leave her far into the red zone on the hogometer.

[jb2u11]

I admit it would be amusing to read.  But anything that gives them ideas about procreation should be banned.  Then again if one gets pregnant they would likely just abort it anyway.

[Dori]

I said absolutely not, because there's not enough brain bleach supply. 

That's what I was thinking too.

PhDD did write about having sex once, I think it included a lot of margaritas.

[franksolich]

That's what I was thinking too.

PhDD did write about having sex once, I think it included a lot of margaritas.

I missed that, and for the sake of anthropological illumination, it'd be nice to know that when she was laying on her back, did the guy have to flop them up over her shoulders or off to the sides?

For anthropological insight, remember.

[BlondeMoment]

:backs slowly out of thread:

lol Now look what you've done. Oh my. Oh DEAR!

oh crap

[obumazombie]

Well, I'm getting the impression that, by the silence of the primitives, it all didn't turn out as great as they thought it would.

Can they, in this instance be referred to as lambs ?
You are missing an option for an answer.

[vesta111]

:backs slowly out of thread:

lol Now look what you've done. Oh my. Oh DEAR!

oh crap

One thing not discussed in sex education class is how to have sex with a pregnant woman.  We still live in a world of prudes even in medical schools.

My thinking is the missionary position was encouraged by the  the sex workers so they got more business from their married customers.   

The Churches encouraged this practice as they had more guilty men trying to save their souls by giving more money in the collection plate.

Wives loved it as they had a few months each year of not having a sweaty, smelly husband all over them.

Discussions about sex are no different then talking about what other physical actions one is doing, eating, sleeping, constarpation, an ingrown toe nail.

 It is the Liberals that keep the keep the subject Taboo, so we will except gay life and not think too much about it.   

Bring it on Libs, I learn more about life from them and it is not pretty.     

[franksolich]

Discussions about sex are no different then talking about what other physical actions one is doing.....

I wouldn't go that far, vesta dear; as originally mentioned, some inhibitions, some self-restraints, are good.

It is the liberals that keep the subject taboo.....

Which illustrates their hypocrisy, and the purpose of this inquiry.  They brought on this "sexual liberation" stuff, this "sexual revolution," bringing it out into the open from behind closed doors.....so why in this aftermath of unlimited promiscuity, aren't they talking about it?

I mean, come on, if it was so great, they should be boasting about their participation in it.

And it seems to me the Lounge on Skins's island is the perfect venue for such discussions and descriptions.

[Ptarmigan]

If they do, I am going to need a lot of industrial strength mind bleach and they are expensive.

[JohnnyReb]

One thing not discussed in sex education class is how to have sex with a pregnant woman.  We still live in a world of prudes even in medical schools.

My thinking is the missionary position was encouraged by the  the sex workers so they got more business from their married customers.   

The Churches encouraged this practice as they had more guilty men trying to save their souls by giving more money in the collection plate.

Wives loved it as they had a few months each year of not having a sweaty, smelly husband all over them.

Discussions about sex are no different then talking about what other physical actions one is doing, eating, sleeping, constarpation, an ingrown toe nail.

 It is the Liberals that keep the keep the subject Taboo, so we will except gay life and not think too much about it.   

Bring it on Libs, I learn more about life from them and it is not pretty.   

I prefer tying her to the ceiling fan. Round and round she goes, where she stops nobody knows. 

Now excuse me, I have to replace the ceiling in the bedroom.

[Dori]

One thing not discussed in sex education class is how to have sex with a pregnant woman.......

BAWHAHAHAHAH.........

why do I feel like I get whip lash from reading Vesta's posts?

[BattleHymn]

I voted yes. 

One of the pillars of primitivity is sticking things where they don't belong.  As uncomfortable as it may be to read, it deserves equal merit in study.   

[I_B_Perky]

Not only no but HELL NO!!!!! Who wants to read about two fat unwashed lizzies licking split? Or two queers packing fudge? Not me!!!!

[vesta111]

Not only no but HELL NO!!!!! Who wants to read about two fat unwashed lizzies licking split? Or two queers packing fudge? Not me!!!!

      Just skip over those pages and go on to the next subject, Erotic Strangulation for example.

So many interesting life styles out there, I found this out as a kid reading the NGO mags. and looking for pictures of naked Africans.

Sex is interesting and can be very funny at times, what on Earth turns one person on and another off is a mystery to me.     

My biggest bitch about the subject is the authors that insist in destroying their storys with sex scenes so their work is unsutiable for youngsters to read. Jaws for instance, would be a classic  for the ages had the sex scene not been included.   

My kids loved to read adventure storys and I debated with myself about censoring that few pages,  what the heck I waited a few years and took them to the movie.