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Offline franksolich

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primitive gets counterfeit currency
« on: October 09, 2014, 01:38:41 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025641321

Oh my.

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Jeffersons Ghost (11,346 posts)    Wed Oct 8, 2014, 11:47 PM

Why aren't most cashiers checking $20. $50 or $100. dollar bills from AL to NM?

From Alabama to New Mexico, I traveled and stayed in weekly motel and monthly rented rooms all over this route; and everywhere I shopped very few cashiers checked for counterfeit money. I reported this problem to two FBI offices and both agents instructed me to contact the "Secret Service." I informed the FBI agents that I had obviously counterfeit money in my possession, which was the worst printing jobs I've ever seen; and these FBI agents were extremely dismissive. I thought the "Secret Service" only guarded the President of the USA. This problem needs to be publicized. Please kick and recommend this OP.

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Dreamer Tatum (9,106 posts)    Wed Oct 8, 2014, 11:48 PM

1. How did you come into possession of counterfeit money?

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Jeffersons Ghost (11,346 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:01 AM

4. I was getting the hundred dollar bills from a Wells Fargo Bank!

I suffered identity theft. Then, I was forced to draw all my money out of the bank - in cash - to pay my bills. Each time I withdrew money, Wells Fargo Bank gave me three odd looking hundred dollar bills. When I held them up to the light, the nearly invisible faces on the right part of the bill were radically different. When I cashed the $100. bills at a certain store - where cigarettes were cheap - I noticed the clerk was working from two different cash registers. When I held these twenties up to the light, the hidden faces were even more out of register. I told the FBI agent that I thought that I was being used to transport counterfeit money over state lines, since my bank was in Alabama, while I was living in Mississippi.

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Electric Monk (10,419 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:10 AM

6. I think your tattoo might be slipping again

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022638370

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KittyWampus (47,258 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:15 AM

8. OP'er might be having issues with balance.

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Jeffersons Ghost (11,346 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:22 AM

13. well go get several $20. bills and check and see it for yourself before making comments in code

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PSPS (4,892 posts)    Wed Oct 8, 2014, 11:53 PM

2. The Secret Service is in charge of protecting the financial system against counterfeits

If you have bogus notes, call the local police or the Secret Service.

http://www.secretservice.gov/know_your_money.shtml

Note that if you surrender a counterfeit bill, you don't get a real one in return. That's why banks always make sure that any counterfeit bill a teller takes somehow always ends up in some customer's night deposit.

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Jeffersons Ghost (11,346 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:17 AM

10. I do not need a link!

I know the only job of the Secret Service is to protect The Commander in Chief. There are no Secret Service offices in the Southeastern or Eastern regions of the USA. I AM GOING TO A PRINTER AND HAVE THEM PRINT OUT 1,000 COPIES OF THIS COMPLAINT TOMORROW ONLINE NSA IDIOTS AND LEAVE THEM EVERYWHERE! Check my record for "Love Letters to Kelly." I'm not bluffing NSA and FBI online idiots!

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Recursion (34,193 posts)   Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:49 AM

22. Here are the multiple Secret Service field offices in the Southeastern US

http://www.secretservice.gov/field_offices.shtml

Also, the service was originally founded to stop counterfeiting; the Presidential security detail only came 50 years later.

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arcane1 (25,388 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:06 AM

5. Perhaps counterfeit money isn't all that prevelant.

Wasn't this posted already?

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Electric Monk (10,419 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:11 AM

7. Yes, they posted a similar thread on Saturday

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5621379

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X_Digger (15,726 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:16 AM

9. Are you due beer and travel money?

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KittyWampus (47,258 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:26 AM

16. The OP'er has posted several threads over last few days that sound as if they're having

a psychotic break. So it really isn't funny.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359079
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025621379#post18

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Jeffersons Ghost (11,346 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:41 AM

20. Is worldwide economic collapse as cute as your online espoinage?

Is worldwide economic collapse funny?

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Jamastiene (33,704 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:21 AM

12. Whatever you are on...

I'll take two, please. One for now and one for later, because that has GOT to leave a mark.

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Jeffersons Ghost (11,346 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:36 AM

18. As NSA online agents continue to turn my online activity over...

to Chinese satellite teams and organized crime syndicates, I will drive all over the place and distribute printed documents, which will destroy the economy of the USA! You online NSA and FBI agents have no idea what kind of support that I can muster for this activity.

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Dreamer Tatum (9,106 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:37 AM

19. Are you by chance driving a 1964 Chevrolet Malibu?

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marlakay (4,359 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:23 AM

15. My boss doesn't have us check

I work in a small shop, she said she has never got a bad bill before.

I did check when I had part time job at bank though.

when I worked in cashiering at AAA in CA they had us check all big bills.

So I am thinking bigger places in bigger cities check more...makes sense.

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Jeffersons Ghost (11,346 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:43 AM

21. thanks for your reply! Finally we see a post from someone with experience...

I don't know why; but this trend is growing rapidly.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2014, 02:14:29 AM »
Another primitive with experiencing a psychotic  breakdown.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2014, 06:33:32 AM »
JG is the craziest of the crazy.
Memory fails me but is this the one that claims to be a former CIA agent who is now being monitored by the agency or was that another lunatic?
We need to make trading cards to keep these idiots sorted out.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2014, 06:34:56 AM »
Quote from: Carl on October 09, 2014, 06:33:32 AM
JG is the craziest of the crazy.
Memory fails me but is this the one that claims to be a former CIA agent who is now being monitored by the agency or was that another lunatic?
We need to make trading cards to keep these idiots sorted out.

You're thinking of the formica primitive, the "formercia" primitive.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2014, 07:02:53 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 09, 2014, 06:34:56 AM
You're thinking of the formica primitive, the "formercia" primitive.

Ah yes,imagine the fun one could have if you got those two nut cases together in the same room.



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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2014, 08:39:09 AM »
Man, that is some totally classic DU crazy right there.  Loved the snark from Xdigger and DT.

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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2014, 10:17:05 AM »
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Jeffersons Ghost (11,346 posts)    Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:36 AM
18. As NSA online agents continue to turn my online activity over...
to Chinese satellite teams and organized crime syndicates


This guy is crazy, even by DU standards. 
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2014, 10:35:43 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on October 09, 2014, 10:17:05 AM

This guy is crazy, even by DU standards.

Hell, this guy makes UgPee look rational and well ordered by comparison.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2014, 10:45:14 AM »
Sad to think that this idiot actually cancels out someones vote.  :mad:

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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2014, 10:49:48 AM »
Why is Jeff's Ghost running around loose? Can't the authorities get him institutionalized?
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2014, 10:54:03 AM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on October 09, 2014, 10:49:48 AM
Why is Jeff's Ghost running around loose? Can't the authorities get him institutionalized?

This horrible O-conomy is hurting everyone. Butterfly nets and tranquilizer dart guns don't come cheap (to say nothing of the hoops you have to jump through at the ObamaCare rationing board - wouldn't want to hurt their voting hand, ya know).
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2014, 10:55:57 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on October 09, 2014, 10:45:14 AM
Sad to think that this idiot actually cancels out someones vote.  :mad:

Probably more than one, given that he's a Pigressive.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2014, 12:17:21 PM »
Most places I go to either hold any bills bigger than a $20 up to the light or they mark them with one of those pens. They even check the newer $100 with the purple stripe on them.

Every once in a while the local police put out a notice to look out for counterfeit bills, but it doesn't happen very often.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2014, 12:23:56 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 09, 2014, 12:17:21 PM
Most places I go to either hold any bills bigger than a $20 up to the light or they mark them with one of those pens. They even check the newer $100 with the purple stripe on them.

Every once in a while the local police put out a notice to look out for counterfeit bills, but it doesn't happen very often.
I heard about counterfeit bills being passed on the news this week, but I don't remember if it was a local or national news broadcast.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2014, 12:29:26 PM »
One of JGs threads in what used to be the 9/11 forum,now called "Creative Speculation"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359100

There should be a prize awarded to anyone that can actually read through it.
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2014, 12:52:55 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on October 09, 2014, 10:17:05 AM

This guy is crazy, even by DU standards.

This bad . . .

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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2014, 05:55:52 PM »
Quote from: Carl on October 09, 2014, 06:33:32 AM
We need to make trading cards to keep these idiots sorted out.

I've always thought a game of Top Trumps made out of primitive profiles would make a fun game.



Billy-  "My primitive thinks it's a cat."

Bobby- "Well, my primitive lives in the back of a Buick!"

Jane-  "My primitive weighs 400+ pounds, and lost one of his size 15EEEEEE flippers due to his lifestyle!"

Billy and Bobby sigh, while passing their cards to Jane.


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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2014, 05:23:24 PM »
Yo dummie:

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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2014, 05:30:34 PM »
Rhetorical question:
How is it they are so quickly able to recognize "psychotic breaks" ?
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2014, 06:27:20 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on October 10, 2014, 05:23:24 PM
Yo dummie:

 :urmeds:

Didn't realize that patients were able to self-administer thorazine. :popcorn:
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2014, 06:56:57 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 10, 2014, 06:27:20 PM
Didn't realize that patients were able to self-administer thorazine. :popcorn:

Couldn't find a "have the shrink give you your meds" pic.  :tongue:

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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2014, 05:41:45 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on October 10, 2014, 05:30:34 PM
Rhetorical question:
How is it they are so quickly able to recognize "psychotic breaks" ?

When that's all you know, it's easy to spot them ("fellow travellers").
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Re: primitive gets counterfeit currency
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2014, 10:37:33 AM »
There for a while, I had the misfortune of potentially being exposed to a lot of primitive currency. 

Since I live fairly close to the Wild Bill clan, and being wary of his habit of paying with counterfeit $10 bills, I bought myself one of these for peace of mind.

http://www.mag-ii.com/authentication.html



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