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Offline franksolich

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franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« on: July 19, 2014, 09:50:14 PM »


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Hi, old buddy, old friend, old pal, old chap!  How’s it hanging?

It’s been a rather pleasant summer out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska; we’ve had some hot days, but here it is, July 18, and I haven’t had to use the air-conditioner yet.

Hey, I got a suggestion.

Every message board seems in the doldrums at the moment, including yours and ours.

Something new might excite more interest, and hence more participation.

How about adding a new forum to democraticunderground, a sex forum, where members could describe and discuss their encounters of that kind?  Given that much of your membership was around during the Age of Aquarius, hippies hopping around in the sack with anyone and anything that moved, I’m sure you’ll agree that there’s a gold-mine of anecdotery and short stories among your members.

A sex forum would beat the cooking and baking forum by a mile.

Please think about it, dude; it’d be awesome.

--with all my good wishes to you and yours, and to Elad, your friend forever,

franksolich.
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Re: franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2014, 10:02:51 PM »
Maybe PhDD's will give her account about hanging with Coach.     :fuelfire:
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Re: franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2014, 10:05:04 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on July 19, 2014, 10:02:51 PM
Maybe PhDD's will give her account about hanging with Coach.     :fuelfire:

You know, this really gets me.

According to the primitives, we're a bunch of uptight prudes and prunes, while they're the "liberated" ones.

How come sex is described more over here, than over there, then?

In fact, it's described quite a bit here.....and described not at all over there; it's like the primitives are too inhibited to talk about it.
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Re: franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2014, 10:06:08 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on July 19, 2014, 10:02:51 PM
Maybe PhDD's will give her account about hanging with Coach.     :fuelfire:
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Re: franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2014, 10:32:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 19, 2014, 10:05:04 PM
You know, this really gets me.

According to the primitives, we're a bunch of uptight prudes and prunes, while they're the "liberated" ones.

How come sex is described more over here, than over there, then?

In fact, it's described quite a bit here.....and described not at all over there; it's like the primitives are too inhibited to talk about it.

Thank God for small favors, IMHO the sexual adventures of the primitives is something best left alone.

I'm no prude, but I shudder as I contemplate the stories that would emerge given their predisposition to all things sick and twisted.
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Re: franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 05:38:28 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on July 19, 2014, 10:32:53 PM
Thank God for small favors, IMHO the sexual adventures of the primitives is something best left alone.

I'm no prude, but I shudder as I contemplate the stories that would emerge given their predisposition to all things sick and twisted.

Yeah--I have a feeling that we would get all sorts of ghey sex stories in said forum.

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Re: franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 10:29:47 AM »
DUmmie foreplay.

Fingers go snap-snap and DUmmie says, "Fido"

Extended foreplay, "Here Fido"

Extremely long foreplay, "Come here Fido".
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Re: franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2014, 10:34:00 AM »
I expect the lies to float freely about the new forum.

DUmmies really have only 5 girlfriends: The four finger sisters and Thumbilina.
Put on a glove and it's a mystery date.
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Re: franksolich writes his fellow alum Skins
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2014, 10:48:30 AM »
They post enough lies and disgusting shit already (Especially in the cooking threads for the latter, for instance the infamous vomit stew pics).
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