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Offline USA4ME

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seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« on: July 18, 2014, 09:50:51 PM »
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tell me about pot and the pee test. please.

so many places anymore make people take a drug test. even for a stupid ass minimum wage job that one can friggin be stoned doing with no repercussions. but. that seems to be the way it is today. so. please. all the experts. i have done some online searching. i do not know how safe they are being in their info. i have gotten information from others that makes me think on line is being really cautious.

take a couple hits daily for a couple months, how long does it take to work out of system to have a clean test? i heard 2, 3 weeks.

have a couple hits and that is it? i hear 2 or 3 days.

what if you take a couple hits. then a week later take a couple hits. then a week later take a couple hits. how long does that take? saying, is it cumulative cause it is taking a couple hits weekly?

help out please. thank you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025256662

Explains the goofy posts she makes.

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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2014, 10:24:02 PM »
I'm so glad this question was asked because this is one of the reasons I'm here: to help those in need of answers.

First, disregard anything the DUmmies may tell you as they are too stoned to answer correctly.

Now on to the question at hand. No one can tell you with 100% certainty how long it will stay in your system. With that in mind, your main question should be if you, personally, will be able to pass a drug test. Thankfully I can give you some hints on that one.

If you can't find the capitalization key on your keyboard, you probably can't pass a drug test.
If you constantly use a period instead of a comma, you probably can't pass a drug test.
If you have to ask a question about drug tests at a website full of drugged out lunatics, you probably can't pass a drug test.

Hope the above was helpful. Shouldn't you be making some fellow a sandwich?
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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2014, 11:11:07 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on July 18, 2014, 09:50:51 PM
Explains the goofy posts she makes.

It might however something else that does it to her.

When reading the incoherent seabeyond bitch, I always have the impression of a semi-comatose person laying on a hospital bed, the eyeballs wide open but rolled up so only the whites of the eyes show, and the person softly moaning and groaning "oh ah oh ah oh ah."

nadin at her most incoherent is more understandable than this one.
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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2014, 12:02:09 AM »
And the primitives wonder why we consider them losers.

Stoned and stupid is no way to go through life, but it seems to be cornerstones of the DUmp inhabitants.


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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2014, 12:07:38 AM »
What's more important to these people? Staying clean so you can pass a piss test anytime or being a stoned useless slug?
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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2014, 05:45:14 AM »
Late July and supposed to be some sort of teacher,God forbid.
School starts soon so she has to probably get clean for a test.

Wonder how many parents know their child is under her watch and care for a part of the day.  :thatsright:

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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2014, 09:14:13 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on July 18, 2014, 10:24:02 PM
I'm so glad this question was asked because this is one of the reasons I'm here: to help those in need of answers.

First, disregard anything the DUmmies may tell you as they are too stoned to answer correctly.

Now on to the question at hand. No one can tell you with 100% certainty how long it will stay in your system. With that in mind, your main question should be if you, personally, will be able to pass a drug test. Thankfully I can give you some hints on that one.

If you can't find the capitalization key on your keyboard, you probably can't pass a drug test.
If you constantly use a period instead of a comma, you probably can't pass a drug test.
If you have to ask a question about drug tests at a website full of drugged out lunatics, you probably can't pass a drug test.

Hope the above was helpful. Shouldn't you be making some fellow a sandwich?

 How did I know it had to be the "FlippyDippy Weatherman" who would have the "logical" answer to this question? Just spit coffee across my keyboard! Thank goodness I'm prepared for such "calamities" before I visit my home town! heh, heh! I have a water "resistant" keyboard, it has a plastic cover!
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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2014, 09:52:38 AM »
The best way I know of to pass a drug test is......DON'T DO DRUGS.
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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2014, 11:16:51 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 19, 2014, 09:52:38 AM
The best way I know of to pass a drug test is......DON'T DO DRUGS.

You have to understand Reb, DUmpster DIvers have to come here for the truth! God Knows their butt buddy, drug addled, companions, don't have the slightest idea! You seriously can't expect them not to do drugs, now can ya? How in the world could they cope with the truth that everything they believe in is absolute cat shit? It would be the end of, heaven forbid, the DUmpster as we know it! You wouldn't want to do that would ya? just sayin'.............
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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2014, 03:29:48 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on July 19, 2014, 11:16:51 AM
You have to understand Reb, DUmpster DIvers have to come here for the truth! God Knows their butt buddy, drug addled, companions, don't have the slightest idea! You seriously can't expect them not to do drugs, now can ya? How in the world could they cope with the truth that everything they believe in is absolute cat shit? It would be the end of, heaven forbid, the DUmpster as we know it! You wouldn't want to do that would ya? just sayin'.............

I disagree Allo, if I wanted info on how to game the welfare, EBT, SSDI system or information about all aspects of drug use I would consult the experts at DU.
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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2014, 05:53:12 PM »
Seabehind, it's a little-known secret, but marijuana and hashish become completely undetectable in a urine test if you use a very strong laxative for two days beforehand and then drink an entire gallon of milk in an hour the night before.








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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2014, 06:40:56 PM »
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86. That is a matter of attitude

Obviously, for 27 years you were dedicated to your job. For others, getting to the point where realizing every important thing in your life doesn't come down to some job are interested in the answers.

Some people naturally care more about each other, the planet, and many other things in our lives that are far more important than a boss's feeling about my free time. You miss the important things when you're at work.

What a worthless SOB.  Why work when you can live on the take?  You can bet that this DUmmy lives on food stamps, Obamaphones, and every other freebie he can get his grubby little hands on. 
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Re: seabeyond harpie: feminist stoner
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2014, 10:43:56 PM »
She's claiming to be a teacher? Art?

Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 20, 2014, 05:53:12 PM
Seabehind, it's a little-known secret, but marijuana and hashish become completely undetectable in a urine test if you use a very strong laxative for two days beforehand and then drink an entire gallon of milk in an hour the night before.

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She should try that so she can pass that test.
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