Such Hispanic would claim to have immigrated from Mexico City, legally, having waited their turn in the green card lottery. She or he would be all for LEGAL immigration, but angry that others are jumping the line and getting more help from the government than legal immigrants are allowed.
Okay, now we are getting somewhere. But let's drill down a bit more.
Let's evaluate Mexico city for it's believability, but also it's ability to stir the nest more than some other mexican city.
And what about leaving Mexico alone and going with OTM ?
Other than mexican but still hispanic. I really like the green card lottery angle. Libs think that all life revolves around some lottery or another.
I'm not sure about the jumping the line imagery, because libs have no respect for lines.
They imagine themselves to be too good to stand in some plebeian line somewhere.
But I do like the imagery of jumping. It has the air of vague racism. I would like to work the jumping bean image in without being too over the top. Maybe I was a hispanic track star in the high jump and the pole vault ?
And last but not least I want to wring out this concept of fairness, you know, be totally in character yet making the libs squirm about all their hangups with their concept of fairness.