You know, that one really surprised me.
And here, I thought I'd portrayed the msanthrope primitive in a rather warm, sympathetic manner in "the msanthrope primitive meets franksolich;" the story was a flop because MsPiggy is a dud insofar as being a literary inspiration, a muse, but her characterization, I think, was a very kind one.
Frank, your descriptions could have been the kindest, most benevolently-intended write-ups ever recorded, but if they included anything resembling "truth" or "facts", the DUmmy's natural, knee-jerk reaction would have been to violently recoil from it like a vampire from a crucifix.
Face it, your average DUmbass can't handle the truth.