RE: Pedro's thread when CC went down

[GOBUCKS]

Who has the picture of Judys glop in a pan she introduced her pie shop with?

[franksolich]

Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.

I'd eat it, the whole thing.

It's just too bad Judy grasswire spends so much of her time hanging around with the primitives on the internet, instead of making pies in real life.  Once she's gone, the primitives won't remember who she was, but if she interacts with her descendants in her declining years, she'll create memories of herself that'll last their own lifetimes.

[GOBUCKS]

Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.

I'd eat it, the whole thing.

It doesn't look bad compared with NJCher's stew.

[franksolich]

It doesn't look bad compared with NJCher's stew.

That, I wouldn't touch any more than I'd touch raw sewage.

[Carl]

Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.

I'd eat it, the whole thing.

It's just too bad Judy grasswire spends so much of her time hanging around with the primitives on the internet, instead of making pies in real life.  Once she's gone, the primitives won't remember who she was, but if she interacts with her descendants in her declining years, she'll create memories of herself that'll last their own lifetimes.

It may taste just fine but what a demented looking mess of stuff to try to advertise a business with.
Looks like it fell on the floor and was just scooped back in.

[BlueStateSaint]

It may taste just fine but what a demented looking mess of stuff to try to advertise a business with.
Looks like it fell on the floor and was just scooped back in.

My neighbor is dead on.

[GOBUCKS]

Looks like it fell on the floor and was just scooped back in.

She followed the five-second rule, so it's okay.

[USA4ME]

I have a rule regarding food: I don't eat anything I wouldn't be willing to step in first.

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[Big Dog]

It was easy to see from her posts that PhDD was pining for the Cave. Poor Alex was barely holding back the tears; I believe the word is bereft.

She gets more attention here than she gets at the DUmp and in real life.

It's OK, Alex honey. Daddy's home.

[fatboy]

That, I wouldn't touch any more than I'd touch raw sewage.

Yep, vomit stew for the masses. Tasty and nutritious!

[wasp69]

Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.

It looks the little red wagon needs a new set of shocks.

[lastparker]

I give this entire thread a giant H5. 

[GOBUCKS]

Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.

I'd eat it, the whole thing.

You don't know what's underneath that white stuff.

It could be pickled kale, or creamed peas.

Remember, this is poor addled grasswipe.

[Airwolf]

Screw them. They are not worth the sweat off a snakes ass.

[the county]

Her pie is uneven to me - the strawberries are poorly placed, and the crust isn't leveled. It looks homemade but too unprofessional to be on a restraunt menu.

[franksolich]

Her pie is uneven to me - the strawberries are poorly placed, and the crust isn't leveled. It looks homemade but too unprofessional to be on a restraunt menu.

I'll bet it was meant just as a photographic prop.

They wanted a picture, and thought it'd be nice if a pie were included, and so this was thrown together.

By the way, didn't this article appear in June or July of the year it appeared?

Why's she so heavily coated in summer?  And in summer on the Columbia River of Oregon?  I thought the worst they had there in winter was something like a damp spring here.

[the county]

I can't remember when the article ran, I just remember the coats and the pie. Now not remembering is driving me crazy:

http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html

end of March. It's never that cold in Portland that time of year. Why did she never open pieandjam?

[franksolich]

I can't remember when the article ran, I just remember the coats and the pie. Now not remembering is driving me crazy:

http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html

end of March. It's never that cold in Portland that time of year. Why did she never open pieandjam?

She never opened it, because as predicted when she first announced it, it would've been too big of an endeavor, too much work, and far beyond her intellectual and mental capabilities to understand.

She obviously thought all she'd have to do was clean up the place and furnish and decorate it.

Uh, no, Judy.

[diesel driver]

The DUmmies have one thing they could do on their own, my friend.



But half of them are too lazy to pick up the hammer, and the other half are too stupid to hit the target.

Not to mention the cali/hampshire-teed DUmmie in your pic is using the wrong side of the hammer...   

[Carl]

Her pie is uneven to me - the strawberries are poorly placed, and the crust isn't leveled. It looks homemade but too unprofessional to be on a restraunt menu.

Much like the leech of Tuscon Amber and her "art" it is the product of an addled mind equivalent in judgment to that of a small child.
Normal people see Judys attempt at a pie as a disaster that one would not put on a table at a family gathering yet to her it was something worthy of esteem and the basis for a business.

They are deranged through and through.

[GOBUCKS]

I always thought those strawberries were supposed to form the head of a chicken.

Which makes no sense whatever.

Also, I speculated that her multiple heavy overcoats were worn to help fend off the males of the grasswipe clan.

You don't reach Judy's position - matriarch of five generations by age 60 - unless the menfolk are as persistent and perpetually aroused as stevenumbers.

[franksolich]

Also, I speculated that her multiple heavy overcoats were worn to help fend off the males of the grasswipe clan.

You don't reach Judy's position - matriarch of five generations by age 60 - unless the menfolk are as persistent and perpetually aroused as stevenumbers.

I've noticed that Judy grasswire's never denied that, being a great-great-grandmother when circa 60-65 years old (depending upon her actual real-life age, which is sort of difficult to determine).

[Carl]

I always thought those strawberries were supposed to form the head of a chicken.

Which makes no sense whatever.

Also, I speculated that her multiple heavy overcoats were worn to help fend off the males of the grasswipe clan.

You don't reach Judy's position - matriarch of five generations by age 60 - unless the menfolk are as persistent and perpetually aroused as stevenumbers.

I have kind of looked but not seen...what is the green thing near the epicenter of the mess?
At first I thought a strawberry stem but then why only that one out of all the rest thrown on the thing in a head spinning,spit flying spasm?

[franksolich]

I strongly suggest they get over it, because the fun hasn't even started yet on what we have planned for them.

We've been back up six days now, and not a peep on either Skins's island or DU Jr.

<<<breathing a sigh of relief; perhaps the primitives have forgotten we exist, and are back to minding their own business rather than snooping on us.

[obumazombie]

The Leech of Tucson !!!
That's good stuff.
It brings to mind the imagery of the Phantom of the Opera.