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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on May 19, 2014, 09:52:01 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024856588
The thread sure revealed a lot of information. What it especially revealed were all the primitives that this place really gets under their skin. Ms. Piggy's hatred of us pointing out how stupid she is really jumped off the page. I ever realized just how sensitive she is to being criticized, which is good for us to know.
Those who really showed themselves to be over-sensitive were some we knew and others we ( or at least I) didn't know as well:
Atman
msanthrope
Scorpio
BainesBane
NuclearDem
darkangel
ismnotwasm
hrmjustin
nadin
Lint Head
ProudToBeBlueInRhody
RandiFan1290
steve2470
cordelia
Ghost in the Machine
L0oniX
Gothmog
KharmaTrain
greatauntoftriplets
pintobean
Paladin
treestar
JHB
alp227
The Velveteen Ocelot
MineralMan
Scootaloo
el_bryanto
.... and a few others.
Quite a few of them who just can't stand decent and civilized people pointing and laughing at how stupid they are.
I strongly suggest they get over it, because the fun hasn't even started yet on what we have planned for them.
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Talk about living in their minds rent-free.....
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Mon Apr 28, 2014, 01:37 PM
grasswire (40,208 posts)
176. Frank is always making up stories about unwelcome guests...
....at his little Nebraska bodega where he doesn't hear people sneaking up on him out there in the boonies. He's very suspicious of strangers there.
CC current presence on CU is as if a carload of the Manson gang took over Frank's little house and forced him to host their exiled selves. Party on, Frank!
I wonder where poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith got the word "bodega", especially since she doesn't seem to know the definition.
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I wonder where poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith got the word "bodega", especially since she doesn't seem to know the definition.
PBS most likely. The particular program could be anything.... probably Big Bird was talking about the new place in town though.
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PBS most likely. The particular program could be anything.... probably Big Bird was talking about the new place in town though.
Mr. Hooper got bought out by the Rodriguez's.
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PBS most likely. The particular program could be anything.... probably Big Bird was talking about the new place in town though.
Nope. She got it from reading about herself here.
She planned her imaginary pie shop to be located in an abandoned bodega in Oak Grove, Oregon and has been a squatter in that vacant old building since.
http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html
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Ha! You're right. She didn't use the word properly.
Back in the days of St. Trayvon, she also apparently didn't know what a "hoodie" was. She said she wore hers "with a collared shirt." Suffice it to say, that a hoodie doesn't care whether you have a collar or not.
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Good one. Add grasswire to the list. Of course, I'm pretty sure she's one we already knew was bothered by us posting about her.
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Ha! You're right. She didn't use the word properly.
Back in the days of St. Trayvon, she also apparently didn't know what a "hoodie" was. She said she wore hers "with a collared shirt." Suffice it to say, that a hoodie doesn't care whether you have a collar or not.
Umm . . . Nadin? :runaway:
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Yeah, grasswipe Judy once posted at the DUmp about how irritating it was to be described here as an addled old woman, wandering the sidewalks bundled in multiple overcoats, muttering to herself about a pie shop, while tugging a little red wagon heaped with junk.
The problem is, all that comes exactly from her descriptions of herself.
I think she behaves that way to keep the grasswipe men off her.
Considering she's the matriarch of five generations at less than seventy years of age, the men of the grasswipe clan must be an incredibly randy bunch.
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Yeah, grasswipe Judy once posted at the DUmp about how irritating it was to be described here as an addled old woman, wandering the sidewalks bundled in multiple overcoats, muttering to herself about a pie shop, while tugging a little red wagon heaped with junk.
The problem is, all that comes exactly from her descriptions of herself.
That is absolutely correct.
The essential details about how a primitive looks come from self-supplied details of the primitives themselves.
I myself use a little bit of literary license, but essentially the descriptions of personages and their manners are close to, if not at, full accuracy, unless a primitive's lying about how he looks or acts.
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Ms. Piggy's hatred of us pointing out how stupid she is really jumped off the page. I ever realized just how sensitive she is to being criticized.....
You know, that one really surprised me.
And here, I thought I'd portrayed the msanthrope primitive in a rather warm, sympathetic manner in "the msanthrope primitive meets franksolich;" the story was a flop because MsPiggy is a dud insofar as being a literary inspiration, a muse, but her characterization, I think, was a very kind one.
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CalPeg reminds me of a badly done Hugh Laurie female impersonation.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm2jvmkDjG1qenqzg.png)
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If you had to go through life looking like DUmmy msanthrope, you'd have a vile personality, too.
It seems a disproportionate share of the most hateful DUmpettes are morbidly obese.
When you see a fat democrat, you naturally speculate on how many tax dollars it took to accumulate all that lard.
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You know, that one really surprised me.
I agree.
Did you notice how brave they suddenly became once they believed we couldn't comment back to them? Out of nowhere they were crying towards us about the we treated them.
Reminded me of a little dog that's really tough when they're barking at something from inside the house. When you let them out in the open, they start hiding behind you to make sure that mean ole thing they were barking at won't get them. The primitives barked when they felt safe. Now.... not so much.
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I wonder where poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith got the word "bodega", especially since she doesn't seem to know the definition.
Frank lives in a convenience store!
Who knew?
(we can always trust DUmmie ignorance, especially when they think they are being erudite, for a quick chuckle)
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Is Bainesbane the one who sees the whole world as misogynistic ?
The one who came to our forum and attempted to call everyone who disagreed with her a woman hater ?
I'm quite confident she's not a mole.
As for the thin skinned DUmmies who react by taking such offense, this might be a solid indicator that they are not moles either.
So it might be prudent for moles to take exception with any criticism directed at them from the cave, just to keep suspicions down. Keep your moles in deep deep cover !
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I agree.
Did you notice how brave they suddenly became once they believed we couldn't comment back to them? Out of nowhere they were crying towards us about the we treated them.
Reminded me of a little dog that's really tough when they're barking at something from inside the house. When you let them out in the open, they start hiding behind you to make sure that mean ole thing they were barking at won't get them. The primitives barked when they felt safe. Now.... not so much.
I've noticed the absence of announcements of conservativecave being back on Skins's island and DU Jr. It may've been, but I've been concentrating on rounding up the stragglers who got lost elsewhere on the internet, and haven't noticed. It's been like pulling people off lifeboats onto solid land.
Anyway. What did the primitives gain from this downage?
(a) it gave those dealing with the hard-core technical stuff of conservativecave an opportunity to repair and replace things that had naturally sort of eroded (as they do on all web-sites), making the site physically solider and stronger than it had been.
(b) it gave many members the chance to interact with others on other message-boards, speading our message and gaining new members.
(c) it got franksolich off his rear end to sift through and better organize select material about select primitives. One might recall it took the friends of the big guy in Omaha more than a month to put together his site two years ago; with the material being better organized now, it'd take just a couple of days.
Flippy Doo had an excellent analogy--if you see this, Flippy, please post it here--about how it's better to have an opponent out in the open where one can see what he's doing, rather than behind a closed door somewhere.
I think the primitives who celebrated our submergence will change their minds, wishing we'd been out in the open all the time.
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Never mind, Flippy, I found it.
Note: franksolich was w-a-a-a-a-y overflattered in this parable, and many others needed mentioned.
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http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?61360-According-to-DUchebags-we-are-now-quot-goat-****ers-quot&p=605667#post605667
In my early days as a fictional spirit-guide I was sent on a mission into a swamp. The water depth varied from about one foot deep to about waist deep (or fivehead deep if you’re a pretend reporter).
I came upon a cluster of roots that extended out of the water and on top of the root cluster noticed what appeared to be a snake head. As I got closer I could see that it was a moccasin. It was the biggest poisonous snake that I’d ever seen, but it didn’t scare me because I knew where it was at.
I calmly looked around for something to kill the snake. When I had found something and got back to the root cluster, the snake was gone. That scared me.
As long as I knew the location of snake I could keep myself safe, but when I could no longer see the snake it meant it was in the water with me. Possibly sneaking up to me under the water. I was no longer safe.
I think the DUmmies frequent the places where frank posts because they are like I was toward that snake. As long as they know frank is posting they feel safe. If he goes a couple of days without posting they know he could be anywhere, and it terrifies them.
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I think the primitives who celebrated our submergence will change their minds, wishing we'd been out in the open all the time.
We're the best thing that ever happened to them. Without us, they'd just be merrily going thru life believing that what they are saying makes sense. We remind them they're dumber than a bag of hammers. They should be thanking us for not only allowing them to live, but giving them an opportunity to amend their poorly conceived ways.
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We're the best thing that ever happened to them. Without us, they'd just be merrily going thru life believing that what they are saying makes sense. We remind them they're dumber than a bag of hammers. They should be thanking us for not only allowing them to live, but giving them an opportunity to amend their poorly conceived ways.
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The difference between a hammers and a DUmmies is a hammer is useful. Try looking somewhere at something, anything really, and imagine if it could have been built without a hammer.
DUmmies, on the other hand, haven't built anything on their own. Everything a DUmmie has, has done, is doing, or will do, was first done by someone else (ie. "wealth redistribution" anyone).
In the end, we still have the hammer, and we can use it to first tear down DUmmie "accomplishments", and then rebuild America to its former greatness.
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The difference between a hammers and a DUmmies is a hammer is useful. Try looking somewhere at something, anything really, and imagine if it could have been built without a hammer.
DUmmies, on the other hand, haven't built anything on their own. Everything a DUmmie has, has done, is doing, or will do, was first done by someone else (ie. "wealth redistribution" anyone).
In the end, we still have the hammer, and we can use it to first tear down DUmmie "accomplishments", and then rebuild America to its former greatness.
The DUmmies have one thing they could do on their own, my friend.
(http://cartergilliespottery.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/taking-a-hammer-to-your-head.jpg)
But half of them are too lazy to pick up the hammer, and the other half are too stupid to hit the target.
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We're the best thing that ever happened to them.
That's true, very true.
I mean, even the professional Democrats and liberals laugh at the primitives; no one takes them seriously.
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That's true, very true.
I mean, even the professional Democrats and liberals laugh at the primitives; no one takes them seriously.
They take great pictures though. What could be a better representation of the modern Democrat party?
(http://www.danzfamily.com/archives/blogphotos/08/904-dancing-flute-player.jpg)
(http://blogs.citizen-times.com/blogs/media/blogs/clinton/obama_supporters.jpg)
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/10/20/us/20campaign/20campaign-articleLarge.jpg)
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Who has the picture of Judys glop in a pan she introduced her pie shop with?
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Who has the picture of Judys glop in a pan she introduced her pie shop with?
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/grasswipepie_zps9cfb9ff3.jpg)
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Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.
I'd eat it, the whole thing.
It's just too bad Judy grasswire spends so much of her time hanging around with the primitives on the internet, instead of making pies in real life. Once she's gone, the primitives won't remember who she was, but if she interacts with her descendants in her declining years, she'll create memories of herself that'll last their own lifetimes.
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Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.
I'd eat it, the whole thing.
It doesn't look bad compared with NJCher's stew.
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It doesn't look bad compared with NJCher's stew.
That, I wouldn't touch any more than I'd touch raw sewage.
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Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.
I'd eat it, the whole thing.
It's just too bad Judy grasswire spends so much of her time hanging around with the primitives on the internet, instead of making pies in real life. Once she's gone, the primitives won't remember who she was, but if she interacts with her descendants in her declining years, she'll create memories of herself that'll last their own lifetimes.
It may taste just fine but what a demented looking mess of stuff to try to advertise a business with.
Looks like it fell on the floor and was just scooped back in.
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It may taste just fine but what a demented looking mess of stuff to try to advertise a business with.
Looks like it fell on the floor and was just scooped back in.
My neighbor is dead on.
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Looks like it fell on the floor and was just scooped back in.
She followed the five-second rule, so it's okay.
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I have a rule regarding food: I don't eat anything I wouldn't be willing to step in first.
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It was easy to see from her posts that PhDD was pining for the Cave. Poor Alex was barely holding back the tears; I believe the word is bereft.
She gets more attention here than she gets at the DUmp and in real life.
It's OK, Alex honey. Daddy's home.
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That, I wouldn't touch any more than I'd touch raw sewage.
Yep, vomit stew for the masses. Tasty and nutritious!
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Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.
It looks the little red wagon needs a new set of shocks.
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I give this entire thread a giant H5. :lmao: :lmao:
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Well now, to be fair, that really doesn't look bad.
I'd eat it, the whole thing.
You don't know what's underneath that white stuff.
It could be pickled kale, or creamed peas.
Remember, this is poor addled grasswipe.
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Screw them. They are not worth the sweat off a snakes ass.
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Her pie is uneven to me - the strawberries are poorly placed, and the crust isn't leveled. It looks homemade but too unprofessional to be on a restraunt menu.
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Her pie is uneven to me - the strawberries are poorly placed, and the crust isn't leveled. It looks homemade but too unprofessional to be on a restraunt menu.
I'll bet it was meant just as a photographic prop.
They wanted a picture, and thought it'd be nice if a pie were included, and so this was thrown together.
By the way, didn't this article appear in June or July of the year it appeared?
Why's she so heavily coated in summer? And in summer on the Columbia River of Oregon? I thought the worst they had there in winter was something like a damp spring here.
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I can't remember when the article ran, I just remember the coats and the pie. Now not remembering is driving me crazy:
http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html
end of March. It's never that cold in Portland that time of year. Why did she never open pieandjam?
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I can't remember when the article ran, I just remember the coats and the pie. Now not remembering is driving me crazy:
http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html
end of March. It's never that cold in Portland that time of year. Why did she never open pieandjam?
She never opened it, because as predicted when she first announced it, it would've been too big of an endeavor, too much work, and far beyond her intellectual and mental capabilities to understand.
She obviously thought all she'd have to do was clean up the place and furnish and decorate it.
Uh, no, Judy.
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The DUmmies have one thing they could do on their own, my friend.
(http://cartergilliespottery.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/taking-a-hammer-to-your-head.jpg)
But half of them are too lazy to pick up the hammer, and the other half are too stupid to hit the target.
Not to mention the cali/hampshire-teed DUmmie in your pic is using the wrong side of the hammer... :lol:
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Her pie is uneven to me - the strawberries are poorly placed, and the crust isn't leveled. It looks homemade but too unprofessional to be on a restraunt menu.
Much like the leech of Tuscon Amber and her "art" it is the product of an addled mind equivalent in judgment to that of a small child.
Normal people see Judys attempt at a pie as a disaster that one would not put on a table at a family gathering yet to her it was something worthy of esteem and the basis for a business.
They are deranged through and through.
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I always thought those strawberries were supposed to form the head of a chicken.
Which makes no sense whatever.
Also, I speculated that her multiple heavy overcoats were worn to help fend off the males of the grasswipe clan.
You don't reach Judy's position - matriarch of five generations by age 60 - unless the menfolk are as persistent and perpetually aroused as stevenumbers.
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Also, I speculated that her multiple heavy overcoats were worn to help fend off the males of the grasswipe clan.
You don't reach Judy's position - matriarch of five generations by age 60 - unless the menfolk are as persistent and perpetually aroused as stevenumbers.
I've noticed that Judy grasswire's never denied that, being a great-great-grandmother when circa 60-65 years old (depending upon her actual real-life age, which is sort of difficult to determine).
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I always thought those strawberries were supposed to form the head of a chicken.
Which makes no sense whatever.
Also, I speculated that her multiple heavy overcoats were worn to help fend off the males of the grasswipe clan.
You don't reach Judy's position - matriarch of five generations by age 60 - unless the menfolk are as persistent and perpetually aroused as stevenumbers.
I have kind of looked but not seen...what is the green thing near the epicenter of the mess?
At first I thought a strawberry stem but then why only that one out of all the rest thrown on the thing in a head spinning,spit flying spasm?
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I strongly suggest they get over it, because the fun hasn't even started yet on what we have planned for them.
We've been back up six days now, and not a peep on either Skins's island or DU Jr.
<<<breathing a sigh of relief; perhaps the primitives have forgotten we exist, and are back to minding their own business rather than snooping on us.
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The Leech of Tucson !!!
That's good stuff.
It brings to mind the imagery of the Phantom of the Opera.
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You know, that one really surprised me.
And here, I thought I'd portrayed the msanthrope primitive in a rather warm, sympathetic manner in "the msanthrope primitive meets franksolich;" the story was a flop because MsPiggy is a dud insofar as being a literary inspiration, a muse, but her characterization, I think, was a very kind one.
Frank, your descriptions could have been the kindest, most benevolently-intended write-ups ever recorded, but if they included anything resembling "truth" or "facts", the DUmmy's natural, knee-jerk reaction would have been to violently recoil from it like a vampire from a crucifix.
Face it, your average DUmbass can't handle the truth. :cheers1: