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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on January 16, 2009, 02:12:40 PM
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nadinbrzezinski
"Bush is a good man..."
Yes that is the new meme. And I had a chance to disarm it... here is what happened.
I was in line at the supermarket, and this older lady started saying this to the paper... apparently even the scream sheets are not good to bush.
So I said, you are right, he is a good man. In fact I am sure he cares for the family
Huge smile in her face
BUT... that does not make him a good president. Yep, sure I can have a beer with him, but for god sakes he should have never, EVER been in charge. He is the WORST President in modern US History.
She was red with anger... realizing how well I disarmed her.
The other folks in-line started to laugh, the gal at the register wasn't able to stop chuckling.
And this is exactly what I told a fellow DU'er yesterday when he was complaining about this meme... but this is how you effectively disarm it, and for the record I am sure he does care for the daughters, like any father would... now anybody outside the familia, not so much.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=4843222&mesg_id=4843222
I was so hoping with all the "change" happening they would at least make a better effort at their lies, but if this is any indication then it's not looking good.
0 bongs.
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I hope it's true and the DUmmies pull this shit again.....on some rednecks grandma while the redneck is standing near bye.
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Funny how in all there little fables there is always only one conservative and everyone else around is yucking it up.
Guess that is part of the template now too.
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Negative-50 bongs.
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Funny how in all there little fables there is always only one conservative and everyone else around is yucking it up.
Guess that is part of the template now too.
They have a secret hand sign they give.....SO.....they know when they have little old ladies out numbered.
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nadinbrzezinski
"Bush is a good man..."
Yes that is the new meme. And I had a chance to disarm it... here is what happened.
I was in line at the supermarket, and this older lady started saying this to the paper... apparently even the scream sheets are not good to bush.
So I said, you are right, he is a good man. In fact I am sure he cares for the family
Huge smile in her face
BUT... that does not make him a good president. Yep, sure I can have a beer with him, but for god sakes he should have never, EVER been in charge. He is the WORST President in modern US History.
She was red with anger... realizing how well I disarmed her.
Um, how?
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BUT... that does not make him a good president. Yep, sure I can have a beer with him, but for god sakes he should have never, EVER been in charge. He is the WORST President in modern US History.
I'm so glad I have never encountered intellect like this whilst out shopping. I think I would have fainted dead away. :rotf:
KC
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-16-09 02:36 PM
Original message
"Bush is a good man..."
Yes that is the new meme. And I had a chance to disarm it... here is what happened.
I was in line at the supermarket, and this older lady started saying this to the paper... apparently even the scream sheets are not good to bush.
So I said, you are right, he is a good man. In fact I am sure he cares for the family
Huge smile in her face
BUT... that does not make him a good president. Yep, sure I can have a beer with him, but for god sakes he should have never, EVER been in charge. He is the WORST President in modern US History.
She was red with anger... realizing how well I disarmed her.
The other folks in-line started to laugh, the gal at the register wasn't able to stop chuckling.
Then I pulled out a handful of leather belts and we made the old lady run the gauntlet with her Cream Of Wheat while we beat her with our "Hope" buckles. She called the cops and when one of them jumped out from behind the stack of canned peas I told him what had happened and he just Tasered her and laughed and told her she deserved it because of Abu Gharib. Then we hauled her back to the deli and waterboarded her at the sink and asked her "Is it TORTURE YET?" When we were done there we put her inside of a big whicker man and set it on fire with copies of the Downing Street Memos and laughed and laughed. Afterwards we had ice cream and everybody high fived me and it was the best day ever. The end.
Fixt.
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Okay, I know I'd be the dumb grandma in this scene but I'm totally missing the "disarming" part. I say Bush is a good man...you agree, which if you are a raving moonbat would definitely make myself and every other person in line disintegrate into fits of laughter. Still, after all the years of him being accused of being evil (probably the mildest thing you said, BTW), YOU saying he's a good man, even IF you qualify it with your opinion of him as president would be a MAJOR admission on YOUR part, while I've only said what I believed all along. It's sort of akin to Bin Laden emerging from his cave and converting to Christianity while promising to help little Cindy Lou Who put the star atop the Christmas tree, or Bambi and Thumper raising the Titanic with a crow bar, or finally understanding why the hell that bunny is wearing a pancake on his head. But perhaps you should consider...maybe they weren't laughing at the little old lady, maybe they were laughing at you. I mean, it's you who went on and on and on. Perhaps their laughter was due to how inappropriate, even rude your behavior was, not having enough class, enough tact to simply engage in the kind of lighthearted small talk one expects in supermarket checkout lines, but even while the guy is on his way out and you're about to anoint your messiah, you still can't let it go. Of course, being so completely self-absorbed I'm sure you never considered the laughter could be directed AT you instead of WITH you.
Cindie
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Then I pulled out a handful of leather belts and we made the old lady run the gauntlet with her Cream Of Wheat while we beat her with our "Hope" buckles. She called the cops and when one of them jumped out from behind the stack of canned peas I told him what had happened and he just Tasered her and laughed and told her she deserved it because of Abu Gharib. Then we hauled her back to the deli and waterboarded her at the sink and asked her "Is it TORTURE YET?" When we were done there we put her inside of a big whicker man and set it on fire with copies of the Downing Street Memos and laughed and laughed. Afterwards we had ice cream and everybody high fived me and it was the best day ever. The end.
H5!!!!!