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Offline Wineslob

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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2012, 12:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2012, 10:53:24 AM
I wouldn't mind a squeeze, of BEG I mean  :p  I am not bi by the way....   :lmao:   I just admire beautiful women from the chest up  :panic:

Lolz, reminds me of a friend of ours. When she gets drunk, she becomes boob obsessed. Plays with her own, and LOVES my wife's.
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2012, 12:12:00 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 17, 2012, 12:11:12 PM
Lolz, reminds me of a friend of ours. When she gets drunk, she becomes boob obsessed. Plays with her own, and LOVES my wife's.

I bet you just can't stand that!   :panic:
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2012, 12:14:54 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 17, 2012, 12:11:12 PM
Lolz, reminds me of a friend of ours. When she gets drunk, she becomes boob obsessed. Plays with her own, and LOVES my wife's.

I know someone that is like that.  She likes to flash her boobs and get other women to do the same. 
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2012, 12:16:05 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 17, 2012, 12:14:54 PM
I know someone that is like that.  She likes to flash her boobs and get other women to do the same. 

THAT my friend is why I don't drink anymore.  Got sick of seeing women do that  O-)
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2012, 01:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2012, 12:12:00 PM
I bet you just can't stand that!   :panic:


Ahhh, actually, NO.    :naughty:



and my wife don't mind
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2012, 04:33:48 PM »
Stop derailing my poor pitiful me thread into a drunk boobie thread.  :mad:
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2012, 04:35:39 PM »
Quote from: BEG on April 17, 2012, 04:33:48 PM
Stop derailing my poor pitiful me thread into a drunk boobie thread.  :mad:
It is careening rapidly off the rails.
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2012, 05:10:24 PM »
Come on Beg, you know these clowns, have a one track mind...boobiez!!!
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2012, 05:15:01 PM »
Boobies? Where? Duh!  :thatsright:

I hope your eye feels better, Beg.
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2012, 05:19:45 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on April 17, 2012, 05:10:24 PM
Come on Beg, you know these clowns, have a one track mind...boobiez!!!
If it's one track, how does it derail ?
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2012, 05:49:50 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on April 17, 2012, 05:15:01 PM
Boobies? Where? Duh!  :thatsright:

I hope your eye feels better, Beg.

Thanks Kyle.  It is, it got better last week.
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2012, 03:59:21 PM »
Well, for one thing, yes.

Then, you are not topless in those photos so of course we are gonna notice your hideous eye.

And, furthermore, bitchslaps for everyone because we do not joke about drunken boobiez thread pictures.
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2012, 04:15:18 PM »
Drunken bOObies?    :yahoo:
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2012, 09:14:42 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 04:35:39 PM
It is careening rapidly off the rails.

yeh, you said the magic word and it's not coming back to the station for pickup  :lmao:
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2012, 11:08:35 AM »


Tis not all about teh dunken boobiez.
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2012, 11:35:48 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 01, 2012, 11:08:35 AM


Tis not all about teh dunken boobiez.

look how big her nose is  :panic:
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2012, 11:54:25 AM »



Gina? When is your birthday?
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2012, 12:02:44 PM »
Ummmmm.....I'll pm you.
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2012, 01:49:50 PM »
Hell, I'll pitch in for the suit.  :yahoo:
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2012, 02:23:01 PM »


I think that means, "You two will do".

Or maybe it's "You, to, will do."
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2012, 02:23:46 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 01, 2012, 02:23:01 PM


I think that means, "You two will do".

Or maybe it's "You, to, will do."

sorry dutch baby but that lookalikaman
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2012, 02:25:59 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 01, 2012, 02:23:46 PM
sorry dutch baby but that lookalikaman

I didn't want to say anything -- figured he might be swinging that way these days......



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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2012, 02:35:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 01, 2012, 02:25:59 PM
I didn't want to say anything -- figured he might be swinging that way these days......



 :-)

could be, could be  :whistling:
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2012, 03:53:38 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 01, 2012, 11:08:35 AM


Tis not all about teh dunken boobiez.

Sometimes MORE is less.
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Re: I'm hideous
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2012, 04:12:44 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 01, 2012, 03:53:38 PM
Sometimes MORE is less.

With whatever that thing is, you be right!
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