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Interests => Health & Fitness => Topic started by: Zeus on October 12, 2012, 07:58:01 PM
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One of the Most Detested Sex Acts Is Good for Women (http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/121763/one_of_the_most_detested)
Posted by Jamye Waxman on June 17, 2011 at 6:41 PM
I've always been a swallower. As a child, I swallowed anything the vacuum cleaner failed to pick up. Crayons. Paper. Nose boogers. Nothing felt dirty or wrong, even if the look on my mother's face told me otherwise. It wasn't until I started giving blow jobs that I thought about what I swallowed. I had given up breast milk long before then, and the idea of swallowing something out of someone else's body felt odd. But anything feels strange until you get used to doing it.
There's a lot of chatter over the age old sex debate, to spit or swallow, but when it comes to decisions, this is an easy one. If you love your partner and can muster up enough strength to take one for the team, take one for the team. Not only do guys love it when women swallow -- something about the whole completion thing -- but there are actually measurable benefits to swallowing, too.
1. Semen can boost your mood. Sure, this study had to do with intercourse, but if the hormones in semen, mainly testosterone and estrogen, make women happy when they screw, why wouldn't they make women happy when they swallow? Going on that theory, swallowing can make you happier. So next time the kids are screaming for SpongeBob, think about the benefits of another type of bob. The head bob.
2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course, talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting, protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger?
3. Semen can taste good. Like French fries or fruit, it all depends on what he eats. When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20 calories per teaspoon. And when he eats celery, cranberries, watermelon, and drinks pineapple juice, he'll taste even juicer.
4. And for those who can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin. According to The Sexual Teachings of the White Tigress, semen facials are good for you. And in her memoir, I'm Wild Again, even Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."
Do you prefer to spit or swallow?
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I read the headline and immediately thought of the opposite end. O-)
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I read some of the comments, I don't think this is going over well.
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Hell no!
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I read some of the comments, I don't think this is going over well.
Some of those ladies aren't happy with the idea at all. :rofl:
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Hey, ladies, it promotes weight lose!
(I don't know why this isn't common knowledge)
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I read the headline and immediately thought of the opposite end. O-)
Getting a head of yourself in falling behind.
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I would have to see the studies they did to come up with those conclusions.
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I would have to see the studies they did to come up with those conclusions.
Flash new here. This comes out of a text book that is given to the girls in sex education in religious schools that teach against the use of the pill and abstinence. I believe it was co authored by Bill Clinton. You can find it at B&N, it had a little blue dress on the cover.
Protine facials my butt, We all know that puppy kisses are the best for our complexion.
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Flash new here. This comes out of a text book that is given to the girls in sex education in religious schools that teach against the use of the pill and abstinence. I believe it was co authored by Bill Clinton. You can find it at B&N, it had a little blue dress on the cover.
Protine facials my butt, We all know that puppy kisses are the best for our complexion.
You have a Shar-pei?
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You have a Shar-pei?
Nope we got us a blood hound, you know that people do resemble their dogs.
Question, why as people age do their ears keep growing, or is it their head shrinks ?????
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Nope we got us a blood hound, you know that people do resemble their dogs.
Question, why as people age do their ears keep growing, or is it their head shrinks ?????
The nose continues to grow and reshape as we age. Mine looks like Florida.
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I read the headline and immediately thought of the opposite end. O-)
Yup. O-)
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Yup. O-)
It's perfectly natural for straight guys to enjoy stimulation in that "area".....don't you be ashamed for one second.
:bs: = butt stimulation. Y'all even have your own flag.
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The more a woman swallows before dinner is good for the wallet.
She eats less. O-)
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Protein facials my butt,
If they're around your butt, they aren't facials.
:whistling:
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I read the headline and immediately thought of the opposite end. O-)
Yeah.... that's what I assumed too.