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Offline Schadenfreude

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Banana diet?
« on: December 13, 2008, 03:23:16 PM »
It's no secret that I seem to be getting fat :evillaugh:.

But, do I dare try the Japanese fad diet? You eat 1-2 bananas before every meal. Sounds like a lot of bananas.  :p
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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 03:25:21 PM »
It's no secret that I seem to be getting fat :evillaugh:.

But, do I dare try the Japanese fad diet? You eat 1-2 bananas before every meal. Sounds like a lot of bananas.  :p

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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2008, 03:27:52 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2008, 03:30:14 PM »
You will burn in hades for posting that.


:rofl:

dude, she said "banana".  that flash was required after that. :-)

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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2008, 03:31:22 PM »
:rofl:

dude, she said "banana".  that flash was required after that. :-)


Funny how your mind works WE.  You hear banana and immediately go for that flash.  Interesting.
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2008, 03:33:05 PM »

Funny how your mind works WE.  You hear banana and immediately go for that flash.  Interesting.

well, it's not my first impulse, but it is the first one that is acceptable in the public. 


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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2008, 03:35:07 PM »
well, it's not my first impulse, but it is the first one that is acceptable in the public. 




LOL! :rofl:
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2008, 03:36:54 PM »
:rofl:

dude, she said "banana".  that flash was required after that. :-)

It doesn't change the status of your immortal soul.
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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2008, 03:37:04 PM »
What.the.hell. :evillaugh:
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2008, 03:37:06 PM »

it's a very catchy tune.  I have it bookmarked. :-)

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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2008, 03:38:27 PM »
It doesn't change the status of your immortal soul.


my soul is more than likely irretrievable.  I have too many "banana phone" marks against me.

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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2008, 03:39:25 PM »
What.the.hell. :evillaugh:

hey, if your friends can't hijack your threads, then why do you need enemies? :-)

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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2008, 03:40:34 PM »
my soul is more than likely irretrievable.  I have too many "banana phone" marks against me.


From now on, I shall name fruit in all my posts to see what happens.



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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2008, 03:42:06 PM »

banana phone is such an internet thing, that it has youtube blowback:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo[/youtube]

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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2008, 03:44:10 PM »

From now on, I shall name fruit in all my posts to see what happens.



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a very unfortunately named fruit.  go with "mango". :-)

(that was a triple play on words, mind you)


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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2008, 03:44:43 PM »

From now on, I shall name fruit in all my posts to see what happens.



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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2008, 03:45:01 PM »
a very unfortunately named fruit.  go with "mango". :-)

(that was a triple play on words, mind you)




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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2008, 03:47:33 PM »
Lychees.


i hope you aren't wondering why your BS count is over 600. :-)

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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2008, 03:59:43 PM »
Who doesn't like pomegranates?
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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2008, 04:00:16 PM »
i hope you aren't wondering why your BS count is over 600. :-)
I never wonder.  I think I have that short term memory thing.
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2008, 04:05:34 PM »
Get thee to the shed one pound thread.....we have a workout planned  :evillaugh:
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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2008, 04:09:33 PM »
It's no secret that I seem to be getting fat :evillaugh:.

But, do I dare try the Japanese fad diet? You eat 1-2 bananas before every meal. Sounds like a lot of bananas.  :p

 :naughty:You will gain 1lb. for every banana you eat!!!!! :tongue:
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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2008, 04:13:46 PM »
:naughty:You will gain 1lb. for every banana you eat!!!!! :tongue:

That's no good, then I shall have sex while eating bananas!  :-)
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Re: Banana diet?
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2008, 04:15:49 PM »
That's no good, then I shall have sex while eating bananas!  :-)

isn't that redundant?