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If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would
« on: April 08, 2008, 08:07:01 AM »
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-07-08 05:02 PM
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If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would be toothless
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and would NEVER call another woman that ever again


okay...it is hyperbole


but...

that is just aweful and I would NEVER put up with it

 
Jesus! no wonder her husband drinks! What a violent c***t! :-)
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Donnachaidh  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-07-08 05:05 PM
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7. I'd have one CALM response to anyone who called me that.
 "you have to sleep sometime." And then I'd sharpen my kitchen knives in full view of them.
 
So he calls you c***t,you cut off his penis? How very progressive :-)
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-07-08 05:19 PM
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23. A woman hurting a man = funny
 You see, those stupid oafs don't feel pain like normal people. Their pain is a font of comedy
This is DU AA all men are evil controlling sobs! Who deserve to be treated like the garbage that they are for oppressing females! :-) Get with the program you crazy Amish Bastard! :-) theres more over there for the picking! :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3120096
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Re: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he wo
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 08:13:12 AM »
Frank already started this thread (plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband). I merged the last one you made with his.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=5514.0
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Re: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he wo
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 08:15:24 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 08:13:12 AM
Frank already started this thread (plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband). I merged the last one you made with his.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=5514.0
Ooops sorry Kev! :banghead: thanks for the merge! :cheersmate:
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Re: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he wo
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 08:16:40 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 08:15:24 AM
Quote from: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 08:13:12 AM
Frank already started this thread (plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband). I merged the last one you made with his.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=5514.0
Ooops sorry Kev! :banghead: thanks for the merge! :cheersmate:

No problem. I too had to learn Frank's vernacular, after I had missed several topics.  :-)
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Re: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 06:23:07 PM »
Who would like to take a bet that if the Hubby was so cowed by the wife after an exchange like that ,he isn't 50% on the way to becoming someones elses dance partner in Prison.
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Re: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 06:36:26 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 08:07:01 AM

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Re: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2008, 09:33:57 AM »
When applied to the primitives I think it fits all of them very well.

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Re: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2008, 06:05:15 PM »
Hey Greenbriar, truth is a defense to libel and slander.

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Re: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he wo
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2008, 06:11:19 PM »
Quote from: HACKSAW on April 09, 2008, 09:33:57 AM
When applied to the primitives I think it fits all of them very well.

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