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orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« on: April 07, 2008, 06:22:03 PM »
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Oh my.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 06:53 PM
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Watching those women and children on the six o'clock newz ...... this really frosts my ass ......
   
The ones rescued from that Warren Jeffs compound in (imagine my surprize) Texas.

The ****ed upness of the events is directly proportional to the religious insanity of the perps.

This poor kids ... bred as chattel ..... as sperm receptacles and male organ pacifiers ..... dressed up as some ****ed up fantasy of what some religiously insane men think women should look like.

There can't possibly be anything that mitigates the evil that lives in these ****wads' minds.

edited for typo

I dunno.

Cults have been a phenomenon throughout all of human history.

And as long as we have primitives, well, that's a sure sign cults will continue to flourish.

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Beaverhausen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 06:55 PM
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1. Read "Under the Banner of Heaven" by Jon Krakauer
   
Great book about Mormonism and the fundie sects that are still around. I learned a lot from reading it.

Or one could, I suppose, learn a lot from reading the DUmpster.

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Bucky  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 06:57 PM
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2. Best typo I've seen all week, Stinky!
   
Emphasis added:

"...dressed up as some ****ed up fantasy of what some religiously insane me think women should look like....."

Insane who?

Freudian slip on the part of the orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive, Bucks.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 06:58 PM
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3. Damn ... I just fixed and there ya go ...... pointing out what a ****up I am
   
Thanks pallie!

Freudian slip masquerading as "humorous" self-deprecation.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 07:00 PM
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4. Four Hundred and One Children .... four hundred and one .....
   
.... amazing and appalling.

Check the statistics of your neighborhood abortion clinic lately?

I'm sure there's been more than 401 there.

Until the orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive gets concerned about that too, his "concern" about these other 401 children appears specious; he's just looking for something to blame on George Bush.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 07:02 PM
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5. "The Largest Child Removal Action In Texas History"
   
..... according to CBS News

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6. Jeffs and the others can hold themselves out to be religious
   
every moment of every day. The rest of us know what he really is: a f#@king pedophile and child abuser.

By the way, I know I promised a Freudian analysis of the orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive the other day; I'm still working on it.  The problem is, every time I finish the product, something new comes up to add to it.
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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 06:33:24 PM »
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There can't possibly be anything that mitigates the evil that lives in these ****wads' minds.

Oh, the left's love for the wholesale slaughter of the unborn comes to mind.
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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 06:34:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 07, 2008, 06:22:03 PM

By the way, I know I promised a Freudian analysis of the orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive the other day; I'm still working on it.  The problem is, every time I finish the product, something new comes up to add to it.

How about a "best of" booklet?
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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 06:35:20 PM »
Hi5 to Frank for the outstanding thread title!!
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 07:07:17 PM »
Now that's really strange.  Here the DUmmies are always preaching about accepting and tolerating the odd lifestyles of others, and here they are not defending and being tolerant of the odd lifestyles of others.  Perhaps they just weren't paying attention, because you know the DUmmies certainly meant to be tolerant and understanding of other lifestyles just as they've told others they should.

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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 07:12:39 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on April 07, 2008, 07:07:17 PM
Now that's really strange.  Here the DUmmies are always preaching about accepting and tolerating the odd lifestyles of others, and here they are not defending and being tolerant of the odd lifestyles of others.  Perhaps they just weren't paying attention, because you know the DUmmies certainly meant to be tolerant and understanding of other lifestyles just as they've told others they should.

That's exactly what confuses me too.

Like look at my current icon, all those weirdos dressed up in what they imagine to be "ancient" costumery, and they practicing what they imagine to be "ancient" rites.

Now, how is that not weird?
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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 07:24:33 PM »
In DUmpland, this is sick...



This is free speech...



And this is an acceptable cultural practice...





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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 07:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Flame on April 07, 2008, 06:35:20 PM
Hi5 to Frank for the outstanding thread title!!
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I was gong to BS him for making me work through "orchidectomized" (it took me 3 tries), but the cleverosity outdid the workiosidity, so H5 it is.
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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 09:33:25 PM »
I swear this guy has been completely neutered by his wife. How can she possibly respect a guy who's such a wuss?

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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 09:48:42 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 07, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
I swear this guy has been completely neutered by his wife. How can she possibly respect a guy who's such a wuss?

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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 09:49:11 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 07, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
I swear this guy has been completely neutered by his wife. How can she possibly respect a guy who's such a wuss?

Wait until I give my first Freudian analysis, it being of the orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive.

It's based entirely on his bonfires on Skins's island, nothing taken from anywhere else.

I know I promised it last week, but the orchidectomized sparkling husband just keeps talking and talking and whining and demanding so much, every day there's something new, Freudianwise, in him.

I'll get it up one of these days.
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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 11:56:01 PM »
They're just angry becuase Reno Mukasey didn't send the BATF in to burn the place to the ground.  :whatever:
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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 04:22:15 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 07, 2008, 07:31:43 PM
Quote from: Flame on April 07, 2008, 06:35:20 PM
Hi5 to Frank for the outstanding thread title!!
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I was gong to BS him for making me work through "orchidectomized" (it took me 3 tries), but the cleverosity outdid the workiosidity, so H5 it is.

H5 to Coach, as always . . . and H5 to you for the inventive use of the language! :-)
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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2008, 06:00:33 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 07, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
I swear this guy has been completely neutered by his wife. How can she possibly respect a guy who's such a wuss?

Cindie

I suspect the relationship involves a strap-on appliance on her part more than it does this 'respect' of which you speak.

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Re: orchidectomized sparkling husband primitive puts icing on his posterior
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2008, 09:16:11 AM »
Where is the outrage for the subjugation of women in Islam?

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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2008, 01:27:40 PM »
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Quote from: delilahmused on April 07, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
I swear this guy has been completely neutered by his wife. How can she possibly respect a guy who's such a wuss?

Cindie

I suspect the relationship involves a strap-on appliance on her part more than it does this 'respect' of which you speak.

 :popcorn:

Well, that thought went through my mind as well...but then I thought it wasn't very lady-like.

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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2008, 03:39:12 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 08, 2008, 01:27:40 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 08, 2008, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: delilahmused on April 07, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
I swear this guy has been completely neutered by his wife. How can she possibly respect a guy who's such a wuss?

Cindie

I suspect the relationship involves a strap-on appliance on her part more than it does this 'respect' of which you speak.

 :popcorn:

Well, that thought went through my mind as well...but then I thought it wasn't very lady-like.

Cindie

But, DAT isn't very lady-like, either.  :tongue:  (At least I hope so!)
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2008, 07:27:41 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2008, 03:39:12 PM
Quote from: delilahmused on April 08, 2008, 01:27:40 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 08, 2008, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: delilahmused on April 07, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
I swear this guy has been completely neutered by his wife. How can she possibly respect a guy who's such a wuss?

Cindie

I suspect the relationship involves a strap-on appliance on her part more than it does this 'respect' of which you speak.

 :popcorn:

Well, that thought went through my mind as well...but then I thought it wasn't very lady-like.

Cindie

But, DAT isn't very lady-like, either.  :tongue:  (At least I hope so!)

I've been called a lot of things, but indeed none of them sounded or meant anything like that!

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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2008, 10:16:21 PM »
Is there really a DUmmie name Sparkley that Hubs2 is actually married to? 
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« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2008, 03:50:21 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 08, 2008, 10:16:21 PM
Is there really a DUmmie name Sparkley that Hubs2 is actually married to? 

I believe theres a sparkling primitive, "sparkly," but I don't know if that's her.
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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2008, 03:55:46 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 09, 2008, 03:50:21 AM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 08, 2008, 10:16:21 PM
Is there really a DUmmie name Sparkley that Hubs2 is actually married to? 

I believe theres a sparkling primitive, "sparkly," but I don't know if that's her.

That's her. :rofl:
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