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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2008, 12:33:56 AM »
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10. And in my dreams: declare martial law; arrest all Republicans.

Talk about irony with a capitol I  :-)

At least he spelled it right.   :tazeme:
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2008, 12:34:21 AM »
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I think I've seen this before.  Wasn't this the Brave New World they expected to wake up to in the Kucinnich Administration?

Funny you should mention that,
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5. Sounds like what a Kucinich administration would have been like (nt)

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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2008, 12:34:48 AM »
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10. And in my dreams: declare martial law; arrest all Republicans.

Talk about irony with a capitol I  :-)

At least he spelled it right.   :tazeme:

Only took them 7 years too  :lmao:
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2008, 12:36:26 AM »
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8. Day One MUST be dedicated to dissolving the corporate media
   
Otherwise there won't even be a Day 2 because of all the rightwing hate noise.

Hmmm I am guessing the primitives have never read the entire 1st amendment. But then again they can't read the second too well either  :whatever:
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2008, 12:41:31 AM »
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13. Couple of other comments 
 The wording of day 9 needs to be tightened up a bit to include something like "and it's still a war if you call it a "police action"".

etc etc blah blah

Amazing.  I don't think I've ever seen somebody nitpick at a circle-jerk before.   ::)
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2008, 12:42:47 AM »
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13. Couple of other comments 
 The wording of day 9 needs to be tightened up a bit to include something like "and it's still a war if you call it a "police action"".

I'd also like to see the establishment of some form of "peerage". Now, hear me out here. I'm not talking about the British system where peers get to vote on legislation, more somethign like the Order of Canada. No extra rights or responsibilities, just a way of singling out and honouring the truly remarkable. As far as I can tell, the USA doesn't have a system to do so. I'd also like to propose Daniel Levin as the first recipient because if anything qualifies as extraordinary service, having yourself voluntarily waterboarded does.

Amazing.  I don't think I've ever seen somebody nitpick at a circle-jerk before.   ::)

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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2008, 12:48:40 AM »
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8. Day One MUST be dedicated to dissolving the corporate media
   
Otherwise there won't even be a Day 2 because of all the rightwing hate noise.

Hmmm I am guessing the primitives have never read the entire 1st amendment. But then again they can't read the second too well either  :whatever:

What other kind of media is there?  Will we be getting our news from the community college on the other side of town?  What about the high school?

******* retards.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2008, 04:06:54 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 07, 2008, 06:26:26 PM
Day 101 -- learn Chinese, Russian or arabic, depending on who our new overlords are.


Why not take the time to learn all three?  :whatever:
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2008, 04:10:13 AM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on April 07, 2008, 06:34:56 PM
Quote from: mamacags on April 07, 2008, 06:24:50 PM
What a dumbass.
Needs repeating. What a dumbass, indeed.
worth repeating again. what a dumbass.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2008, 03:56:18 PM »
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10. And in my dreams: declare martial law; arrest all Republicans.

The same thing they claimed Bush would do to them. Can we say hypocrite?
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8. Day One MUST be dedicated to dissolving the corporate media
   
Otherwise there won't even be a Day 2 because of all the rightwing hate noise.

Hmmm I am guessing the primitives have never read the entire 1st amendment. But then again they can't read the second too well either  :whatever:

The Constitution never mattered to these whackjobs.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2008, 04:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Attero Dominatus on April 08, 2008, 04:10:13 AM
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on April 07, 2008, 06:34:56 PM
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What a dumbass.
Needs repeating. What a dumbass, indeed.
worth repeating again. what a dumbass.
Ditto.  What a dumbass.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2008, 05:01:38 PM »
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Day 8: Announce the planned convening of a Middle Eastern peace and disarmament conference.

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I'm sure the Arabs will be happy to entertain any idea of us or Israel disarming. As far as themselves, not so much.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2008, 06:31:15 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on April 07, 2008, 05:34:38 PM
OMG, this had to have been written by a junior high school student.

Ding!! Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!! Ding!

Yes, the whole thing smacks of  juvenile thinking, including the "On day one..." type of thing. Sounds like me when I was about 8, "The FIRST thing that I am going to do when....The SECOND thing that I am going to do when..."

Even if this is a minor who can't vote, they are parroting someone who can.

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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2008, 07:21:58 PM »
Okay, after they do all this announcing, renouncing, declaring, and paper shuffling then what? The fact that they're actually taking themselves so seriously, as if ANYONE (dem or rep) would consider them worthy of a second thought is laughable. I mean this isn't evern "let's have a DU committee to propose ideas for the first 100 days", this is some anonymous person on the Internet's even MORE anonymous friend doing this. Throw them a shiny object they'd be occupied for hours.

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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2008, 07:51:22 PM »
After Day 4, nobody would give a **** what you did anyway, since at that point world-wide trade collapse would have begun and the unemployment rate would hit about 25% by the end of the second week.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2008, 08:15:08 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on April 07, 2008, 06:17:07 PM
Quote from: franksolich on April 07, 2008, 05:26:28 PM
This Swanson TV dinner primitive is always a riot.


By associating an American icon with this dumb DUmmy, you have forever ruined my love of the Swanson Salisbury Steak TV Dinner.  :-)





I shall now go to the corner and sulk quietly....


What dumbass thought it was EVER a good idea to put SOUP in a flimsy aluminum frozen dinner tray?!?  :mental:

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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2008, 03:37:38 AM »
It's supposed to be frozen when you get it.  What you do with it after that is your problem.   :-)

Seriously, I had to read the box.  I had no idea TV dinners ever came with soup.  Weird.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2008, 08:43:29 AM »
Quote from: Chris on April 09, 2008, 03:37:38 AM
It's supposed to be frozen when you get it.  What you do with it after that is your problem.   :-)

Seriously, I had to read the box.  I had no idea TV dinners ever came with soup.  Weird.

Soup is normal.  It is the placemat and oh-so-properly placed flatware that is weird.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2008, 09:53:57 AM »
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Quote from: Chris on April 09, 2008, 03:37:38 AM
It's supposed to be frozen when you get it.  What you do with it after that is your problem.   :-)

Seriously, I had to read the box.  I had no idea TV dinners ever came with soup.  Weird.

Soup is normal.  It is the placemat and oh-so-properly placed flatware that is weird.

And also that the peas aren't in every other little compartment. That's what I remember most about the TV dinner: the peas went everywhere.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2008, 10:06:56 AM »
I think on day 67, they may have to do some revising. :-)

How's that mandate for change Pelosi promised coming along DU???? Umm Hmmm.
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2008, 08:12:26 PM »
reality -- assuming a Dem wins....

day 1 to 100 - make promises

day 101 forward - make excuses
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Re: First 100 Days
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2008, 10:54:56 PM »
Damn, the stupid is so painfull to read in the OP. 
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