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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2008, 06:21:35 AM »
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2008, 07:09:55 AM »
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2008, 07:45:31 AM »
The only difference between mrs. clinton and hussein is that she has testicles.
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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2008, 08:05:45 AM »
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

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not to mention the Bolsheviks.

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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2008, 08:11:06 AM »
The only difference between mrs. clinton and hussein is that she has testicles.


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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2008, 07:32:32 PM »
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

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not to mention the Bolsheviks.

It IS a very uniting kind of theme, isn't it?

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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2008, 07:54:33 PM »
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.

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The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter.  :nunchuck:  :evillaugh:

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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2008, 07:54:53 PM »
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

 :popcorn:

not to mention the Bolsheviks.

It IS a very uniting kind of theme, isn't it?

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 . . . and very healing.  but, look, it's change, so all we have to do is create unhappy people, and viola.

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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2008, 07:56:08 PM »


They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.

Idjits.

That is what makes them all the more ridiculously amusing  :rotf:
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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2008, 08:00:07 PM »
Too easy.

ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."

Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."

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Or, "Damn. you are right. I guess I won't vote for Bush this time. McCain has my vote!"

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Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2008, 08:15:58 PM »
Considering that Bush served honorably in the military also, I would say his neighbor's back aways because they think he's not right in the head.  Possibly confusing Bush with Clinton, who has never served anything honorably.
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