You know, maybe the lying titty primitive's feelings about Charlton Heston is nothing more than the jealousy of the "wisher," the "dreamer," against the accomplishments of the "doer."
It's a common phenomenon among the primitives on Skins's island.
That, and the fact that the lying titty primitive can't get anybody to loan him some money, not even old pals of his, and so the lying titty primitive's stuck on the east coast, with no way to get back to good times with the local police chief on the west coast.