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Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« on: April 05, 2008, 06:21:22 PM »
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Oh my.

Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus:

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Horse with no Name  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-05-08 04:13 PM
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Do you think that in the coming years of this economic fallout that it will be best to live in a rural area or a metropolitan area?

Will you be served best by being able to raise your own food and grow your own crops...or live in the city where you can get jobs to buy those items?

Hmmmm.

Ms. Ed must be thinking of the economic fallout from an overtaxed citizenry supporting and maintaining too many freeloaders on the public dole; too many subway cats and Doug's ex-wives, or overpaid teachers such as the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher or the plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive.

Probably she's not thinking of that, but anyway.

The nonmonickered equine makes a fundamental error here; she is assuming that food is all that one needs, to survive.  It's true that food is essential to life, but quite obviously people are always making the choice to forego some food in order to have other things.

Like the primitives who spend more per month on credit card fees, credit card interest, and credit card penalties, than on groceries.

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Tuesday Afternoon  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-05-08 04:15 PM
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1. what jobs?


Yawn. Quite obviously the afterpoop primitive is purposely avoiding reading the want-ads.

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izquierdista  (658 posts) Sat Apr-05-08 04:22 PM
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2. I think he meant a metropolitan area in India or China
   
That's where the jobs are.

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mrcheerful  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-05-08 04:29 PM
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3. Or he has high hopes that when the global market comes crashing down around the CEO's tax free holdings that every country will take their money and property away and the CEO's will come running back for protection and bring the factories and jobs back with them.

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JoeIsOneOfUs  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-05-08 04:59 PM
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4. People are not all suddenly going to become farmers
   
I'd love to have my own garden, but I couldn't afford to buy enough land to farm to feed myself, esp. considering the machinery, tools, implements, storage and processing needed, or barns, fencing, etc. for livestock.

Cities would normally be more expensive housing for comparable housing, but there are more housing units in cities, and more chance for rent costs to collapse. Assuming there's still property tax to be paid, the land in NYS would be way too expensive.

I have complained bitterly to my parents for them being smart and going off to college and moving off my grandparents' farms. I'd rather have the land mortgage-free and the infrastructure.

The primitive is just making up excuses.

franksolich has a garden here, circa half an acre.  franksolich has no green thumb, and just lets things grow.  franksolich has a tool inventory of one spade, one coal-shovel, one weed hacker, one ice-chipper.  franksolilch's total investment in "farm machinery" has been less than ten bucks, all these things gotten at thrift-stores.

franksolich's garden produces so much that 95% of it is left to rot.

Really.  95%.  franksolich is only one person, after all, with a stomach of limited capacity.

franksolich thinks the primitive's just lazy.

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izquierdista  (658 posts) Sat Apr-05-08 05:42 PM
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6. Wrong-headed thinking
   
You've got it wrong, people who DON'T have money are the subsistence farmers, growing enough on their small plots of land to feed themselves. Enough land to feed your family in many parts of the world means just a couple of hectares (~5 acres), many times much less. And forget the machinery, processing facilities, barns, etc., these people do it with shovels, rakes and hoes (hand powered) and maybe an ox if they are lucky. Look at the capital invested in the average Mexican, Vietnamese, or Ukrainian farm and tell me you can't scrape up 2 or 3 thousand dollars.

No, I take that back, look at your own ancestors. They packed a few tools into a covered wagon and went west and built what they had when they found a place that looked good. You can still buy farmland in the American midwest for around 1000 dollars an acre, maybe 2000 if you find a nice piece. The problem is that there aren't many small parcels, having all been consolidated into agribusinesses.

Before you say you can't "afford" it, look at a typical Third World farm and you will see that you would be wealthy if you took your bank account there.

Hmmm.  franksolich just promoted this primitive to first-tier primitive.

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JoeIsOneOfUs  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-05-08 05:55 PM
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9. I'm assuming the poster was asking about people staying in the U.S.
   
And I'm talking about what I know from trying to buy real estate in my area (upstate NY). I could not feed myself on what $2500 of land would buy - if I could, I'd be doing it already. Property tax on a small house on a small lot here costs that much each year. Of course land is cheaper elsewhere in the world. If a bunch of Americans start a land rush there, guess what will happen to the land price?

Not all land is arable. Most of the best farmland is already in use for farming, or has been consolidated into megafarms. I suppose I could buy a couple acres of marginal land with no plumbing, electric, or housing and live in a tent and buy some gardening tools and chain an ox to my Honda and hope I don't freeze to death in the winter. Oh wait, where do I have the money to buy that land or the ox?

My ancestors farmed in Appalachia. They were very poor and had to work outside jobs to supplement their income.

There are reasons for economies of scale and division of labor. The notion that everyone is going to become a farmer is not realistic; there has never been a time when everyone was a farmer (see other poster's post below).

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izquierdista  (658 posts) Sat Apr-05-08 06:32 PM
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10. You're right -- wrong area
   
But if you look at the area bounded on the west by I-25, on the east by I-55, I-20 on the south and I-80 on the north, you would find a lot of possibilities. Coincidentally, this is land that many people left upstate NY to farm going on two centuries ago -- longer growing season, not as many trees to clear, less snow.

I would disagree that there has never been a time when everyone was a farmer. Even today, in rural areas in lesser developed countries, everyone plants some sort of crop to help out. If you go to Russia today and ask about those "private plots" which people used in the Communist days, you will find that not much has changed. Most (like 90% of) families have some land to grow potatoes and cabbage, two staple crops, along with other vegetables. They may also have a few chickens or ducks too. They will tell you that without their vegetable gardens, they would starve. Gardening, for them, is not a pastime or recreational pursuit, it is for survival. That is how you survive when the national average income per worker is $200/month.

Hmmm.  franksolich is now seriously considering promoting this first-tier primitive up into the exalted ranks of the non-primitives, that very small elite class on Skins's island.

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JoeIsOneOfUs  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-05-08 06:41 PM
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11. I understand your general point, except for the $$ comparison
   
But as a single woman without a cash reserve, it's hard to see this happening. Universities and government are trying to help beginning farmers in the northeast, and it's not a simple matter to have people become successful. Many give up in a short time. Of course, I'm talking about people doing it as their job (being a farmer, not just a gardener) so they can buy things other than what they can produce on-site.

And those folks living on $200/month? They're not paying $850/month for rent and utilities on a small 1 bedroom apartment like I am. You can't compare living standards around the world just by looking at dollar amounts, anymore than you can in this country. It's the same as hearing about average gas prices or the average cost of a home. Within NY, if I was in NYC I'd be paid more but living expenses would be way worse. If I was further from the college town where I work, living expenses and income would both be lower, but I'd be spending more on gas unless I bought a horse, which isn't a cheap option either.

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Demeter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-05-08 05:31 PM
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5. Look At Your Skill Set
   
What can you do that will keep yourself and others alive? Then, which location would let you best use those skills?

Think barter. Think survival. Think 1800's. And get your capital together and put it somewhere that inflation, con men and the government can't find it.

People with brown thumbs have no business farming. Prostitutes will likely starve to death in the rural areas. Doctors and plumbers need other people or a means of transportation.

Small cities close to arable farmland with good water resources are the safest, most flexible bet for you and your children, offering more opportunities than either metropolitan areas or the empty regions.

Cities were always the engines of a nation--provided they didn't exceed the carrying capacity of the land around them. We are just dropping back a couple hundred years.

And go solar--get off the grid and generate power for income and survival.

Paper shufflers will have no future.

Paper shufflers who process welfare claims have no future?

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Elspeth  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Apr-05-08 05:53 PM
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8. "Small cities close to arable farm land with good water resources..." Any suggestions?
   
West coast?

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MadHound  (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-05-08 05:47 PM
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7. It has always been a truism that it is easier to go through a major economic downturn in the country
   
Rather than in the city. Not only can you raise your own food, but in most cases rural folks tend to develop closer social networks that help out everybody get through the tough times.

Besides, given today's mobility factor, you don't necessarily have to live in an urban area to get a job. There are many jobs available in small to medium size towns, ones that are within easy commute distance by either car or bike.
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 06:25:07 PM »
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I'd love to have my own garden, but I couldn't afford to buy enough land to farm to feed myself, esp. considering the machinery, tools, implements, storage and processing needed, or barns, fencing, etc. for livestock.

How much do you expect to eat in a year?  :rofl:
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2008, 06:26:35 PM »
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I'd love to have my own garden, but I couldn't afford to buy enough land to farm to feed myself, esp. considering the machinery, tools, implements, storage and processing needed, or barns, fencing, etc. for livestock.

How much do you expect to eat in a year?  :rofl:

I wonder how many acres of corn it takes to make one bag of cheetos anyway.
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2008, 06:29:44 PM »
How much do you expect to eat in a year?  :rofl:

That was my question, too.

I had ample first-hand, up-close, observation of how people survived in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants--and this was in Europe, remember, at the twilight of the 20th century, not in the backwoods of Africa or Asia or South America during the times of Christopher Columbus.

It was remarkable, how the workers and peasants managed to eke so much out of so little.

I'll bet if he tried, the Bostonian Drunkard could raise enough hops to keep him in beer all year long, on his postage-stamp-sized backyard in Boston.

But no, that takes work and ingenuity, things not in the "Skill Set" of the Bostonian Drunkard.
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2008, 06:31:49 PM »
From last spring....



I am ready. :-)


Honestly these fools sure are drama queens. :whatever:

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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2008, 06:35:19 PM »
Hey, Carl, what are land prices like up there, in upstate New York?

A guess is sufficient; no exactitude needed.

In Nebraska, there's a wide variance; good farmland in the eastern third of the state is circa $2500 an acre, but as one goes further and further west, the price declines.

By the time one gets to S Downing's part of the state, on the western slope of the Sandhills (I live on the eastern slope), prices are down to circa $600-800 an acre.
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2008, 06:44:36 PM »
Hey, Carl, what are land prices like up there, in upstate New York?

A guess is sufficient; no exactitude needed.

In Nebraska, there's a wide variance; good farmland in the eastern third of the state is circa $2500 an acre, but as one goes further and further west, the price declines.

By the time one gets to S Downing's part of the state, on the western slope of the Sandhills (I live on the eastern slope), prices are down to circa $600-800 an acre.

It varies greatly as the soil ranges from sand to loam to clay and can be very rocky and hilly.
A rough guess for tillable land is in the 1000-2000/acre range.

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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2008, 06:51:02 PM »
Wow.

I thought farmland in upstate New York would be higher, than even in the most-fertile areas of Nebraska (the eastern third of the state).

But then I forgot about something.

Up there, you guys have to deal with rocks.  All we have out here is dirt, with an occasional William Rivers Pitt.
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2008, 06:58:46 PM »
Wow.

I thought farmland in upstate New York would be higher, than even in the most-fertile areas of Nebraska (the eastern third of the state).

But then I forgot about something.

Up there, you guys have to deal with rocks.  All we have out here is dirt, with an occasional William Rivers Pitt.

Rocks are never in short supply.

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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2008, 07:04:13 PM »
DUmmy women, you'd best line up a conservative male with which to hitch up in your post-apocalyptic world. DUmmy males will be the "useless eaters" thrown out of the cave for the nocturnal predators to snack on.

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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2008, 03:52:02 AM »
I have a tiny garden of about 400 square feet (not all of which is devoted to growing food) judging by what I produced last year I could produce enough veg to keep me alive if need be when combined with a modest amount of protein from other sources. I could barter for that if society collapsed, it would be hard work and lacking in much variety but possible, even without the aid of machinery and power tools.



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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2008, 05:54:48 AM »
Wow.

I thought farmland in upstate New York would be higher, than even in the most-fertile areas of Nebraska (the eastern third of the state).

But then I forgot about something.

Up there, you guys have to deal with rocks.  All we have out here is dirt, with an occasional William Rivers Pitt.

Coach, the land that the deer camp I belong to, in the northeastern Adirondacks, all used to be farmland.  Most of it as late as the late 1940s.  The amount of rocks in the soil boggles the mind.  A lot of them are BFRs, too.

As for land prices, coincidentally, I listened to our side of a conversation that my supervisor had, with a water plant supervisor near Syracuse, Friday.  One of the things that was mentioned was land prices in the area.  My supervisor threw out a value of $2,000 an acre, and the supervisor (also on his town planning board, as we found out shortly thereafter) shot back, "$500.  $500 per acre."  My supervisor was kinda taken aback by the abruptness of the comment, and he wasn't the only one.  There's more to the story, as the water plant wasn't in the town that the guy was on the planning board for (or lived in) . . . so he wanted to keep his land prices, and taxes,  low . . .

Dandi, also, the DUmmy women would have to learn what a razor is properly used for.
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2008, 06:30:59 AM »
Living on an acre, it would be quite easy to grow MORE than enough to keep me going, and the temperature in the basement is good for storing food year round.

I haven't done it in a while, but I'm also quite sure my canning skills would do me well.
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2008, 08:44:53 AM »
We own a house on a small parcel of land in a large city located in one of the most crazy-ass expensive places to live. If we needed to, we could probably survive on what we have. It would be hard. It would require planning and dedication, and I suspect some level of bartering goods for services, but it could be done.

I have no idea why this DUmmy thinks the makings of an entire farm is necessary to live. I think the DUmmy may have seen one too many episodes of Little House on the Prairie.

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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2008, 11:04:11 AM »
Maybe Mrs Ed should just move to North Korea now and she wouldn't have to worry about any coming doom.......she'd already be used to it.
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Re: Ms. Ed wonders about best place to live in case of collapse
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2008, 01:57:20 PM »
Maybe Mrs Ed should just move to North Korea now and she wouldn't have to worry about any coming doom.......she'd already be used to it.

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