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Offline Freeper

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I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« on: August 28, 2009, 12:25:55 PM »
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BuyingThyme  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-28-09 01:12 PM
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I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
   
I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's where a better deal has been secured for the crew.

I saw him on the beat with a female cop, in class with a gay teacher, at the White House with a black President, and on a park bench with a guy whose luck has run out.

I saw him offer a glimmer of hope to a young woman whose choice remains fundamental to her freedom.

I saw him standing guard at a national wildlife refuge.

I saw his reflection in a glass of tap water free of heavy metals and harmful chemicals.

I see Ted Kennedy everywhere and realize that it's our turn to look after him just as he's always looked after us. And I see it's gonna be a hell of a lot of hard work.

Thank you Ted Kennedy for the opportunity.

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Offline Chris_

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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 12:28:09 PM »
Only one person saw him on a certain bridge... :whatever:
She's dead.
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Offline NHSparky

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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 12:32:00 PM »
Oh, shit--how long until they start seeing his image in a piece of burnt toast?

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Offline BadCat

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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 12:32:49 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on August 28, 2009, 12:28:09 PM
Only one person saw him on a certain bridge... :whatever:
She's dead.

I saw him too.

He was in a box, desecrating an American flag.
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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 12:36:10 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on August 28, 2009, 12:32:49 PM
I saw him too.

He was in a box, desecrating an American flag.
And befouling consecrated ground intended to be the resting place of heroes.
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Offline CC27

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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 12:54:21 PM »
I saw Kennedy invent the HMO.
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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 01:02:48 PM »
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I saw Ted Kennedy drunk at McDonald's.

I saw him drunk with a female cop, drunk with a gay teacher, drunk at the White House with a black President, and drunk on a park bench with a guy whose luck has run out.

I saw him offer a drink to a young woman.

I saw him drunk at a national wildlife refuge.

I saw his reflection in a glass of free liquor.

I see Ted Kennedy drunk everywhere and realize he's always been drunk. And I see he's drunk in hell.

Thank you Ted Kennedy for the laughs.

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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 03:28:41 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on August 28, 2009, 01:02:48 PM
Fixed.

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This is so funny, I was in DC a few years ago with my Mom and she went off to look at something . I hung out about the Tidal pool. waiting for her when a man passed by me,

Holey Molly as I was to his back I thought that is Ted Kennedy.   I chased him down with pen and autograph book in hand, tapped him on his back, he turned around and SOB the man was Jay Leno.

Crap I got Jays autograph BUT I was so disappointed he was not a Kennedy.

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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 03:53:33 PM »
I saw Ted Kennedy at a party last night, kicking back drinks like there was no tomorrow.

I saw Ted Kennedy get behind the wheel of a vehicle.

I saw Ted Kennedy drunkenly drive his car off a bridge and into the water.

I saw Ted Kennedy leave me to drown.
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Re: I saw Ted Kennedy at McDonald's this morning.
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 04:05:52 PM »
I thought I saw Ted Kennedy in my cereal, but it wasn't

I thought I saw Ted Kennedy going into the Mall, but that lady weighed much less

I thought I saw Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd and a waitress on HBO.... but I quickly turned the channel

I thought I saw a lady in a lake, she followed me home and left a wet spot by the front door

I thought I saw Ted Kennedy on the Dante Inferno Express... I did... I did
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