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Title: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: franksolich on April 07, 2008, 06:32:24 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3120096

Oh my.

The plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive; I checked to be sure the legendary herb primitive Mythsaje hadn't written this first.

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 05:02 PM
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If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would be toothless
   
and would NEVER call another woman that ever again

okay...it is hyperbole

but...

that is just aweful and I would NEVER put up with it

It's a really big bonfire, the primitives dancing around in rage and Hate, wiggle-waggling their armpits and snarling their teeth at each other.  Sample comments, selected at random:

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 05:06 PM
Response to Reply #6

8. oh get off the holier than thou attitude
   
so you would let your spouse call you a c@#t

and take it ?

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 05:09 PM
Response to Reply #11

14. you ain't kidding
   
that would be the ultimate

I would put his ass on the floor, then take him for EVERYTHING he EVER had or will ever have

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 05:16 PM
Response to Reply #19

21. true
   
I am real

I have feelings

at times, I even get a little sharped tongued

but calling me a c@#t I think would throw me into a rage

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 05:43 PM
Response to Reply #36

39. oh come on...in reality hubby would never call me that
   
so I would never hit him

its called hyperbole

I dunno.
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: PatriotGame on April 07, 2008, 06:56:27 PM
Can you imagine living with and sleeping next to that which causes you so much hate and anger?

How deserving of a DUmmy.

I dearly love my wife and would NEVER call her that name or anything close. The thing is, in my mind, a marriage is a man and a woman living together in a unbreakable bond while sharing and helping with each other's joys and sorrows in life.

Is that so bad?

On the other hand, GreenBitch is a DUmmy and I fully believe she deserves all of the shit that her little pathetic life dumps into her punchbowl.
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: USA4ME on April 07, 2008, 07:27:08 PM
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greenbriar

If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would be toothless and would NEVER call another woman that ever again

Yeah, but if he's having sexual relations with a 21 year old intern all would be forgiven.

Geez, these idiots have weird priorities.

.

Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: MrsSmith on April 07, 2008, 07:27:24 PM
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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 05:02 PM
Original message

If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would be toothless
   
and would NEVER call another woman that ever again

okay...it is hyperbole

but...

that is just aweful and I would NEVER put up with it

I can't tell you how desperately I hope she is NOT a teacher.   :bawl:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: BEG on April 07, 2008, 08:23:35 PM
greenbriar...you are a c*nt
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Crazy Horse on April 07, 2008, 08:30:28 PM
greenbriar...you are a c*nt

 :o
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: BEG on April 07, 2008, 08:32:42 PM
greenbriar...you are a c*nt

 :o

I've never called anyone a c*nt before, I figured she was my perfect "first time".
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Bondai on April 07, 2008, 08:41:04 PM
greenbriar...you are a c*nt

 :rotf:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: jukin on April 07, 2008, 08:42:20 PM
If Jane 'hanoi' Fonda can call women  c*nts on daytime television with a bunch of c*nt hostesses, then I can too. :tongue:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: franksolich on April 07, 2008, 09:45:08 PM
I can't tell you how desperately I hope she is NOT a teacher.   :bawl:

She is, in or near Wichita, Kansas, where she teaches social studies to 8th-graders.

Is Wichita anywhere near you, madam?
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 08, 2008, 06:12:51 AM
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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-07-08 05:02 PM
Original message

If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would be toothless
   
and would NEVER call another woman that ever again

okay...it is hyperbole

but...

that is just aweful and I would NEVER put up with it

Whatever he does call you out loud, I'm sure that's what's really going through his mind, since you certainly are one.

 :loser:
Title: If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 07:29:05 AM
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-07-08 05:02 PM
Original message
If my husband ever called me a c@^t, his ass woudl be on the floor and he would be toothless
 Edited on Mon Apr-07-08 05:44 PM by greenbriar
and would NEVER call another woman that ever again


okay...it is hyperbole


but...

that is just aweful and I would NEVER put up with it

 
Jesus! no wonder Mrgreenbriar drinks... :whatever:
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Donnachaidh  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-07-08 05:05 PM
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7. I'd have one CALM response to anyone who called me that.
 "you have to sleep sometime." And then I'd sharpen my kitchen knives in full view of them.
“An election cannot give a country a firm sense of direction if it has 
So he calls you c**nt,you cut off his penis? How progressive! :whatever: For such peace loving people they sure do engage in some violent scenarios at least in their mind.
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-07-08 05:19 PM
Response to Reply #22
23. A woman hurting a man = funny
 You see, those stupid oafs don't feel pain like normal people. Their pain is a font of comedy. 
This is DU AA! All men are overbearing,controlling assholes to you people. :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3120096 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3120096)
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 07:30:58 AM
Where did that come from? I thought it may have been a response to something, but it was actually the starting point. WTF is going on in that ****'s mind? :confused:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 07:36:16 AM
It's just a word, greenbriar. WTF do you care if someone thinks you are a c*nt. I bet your 8th graders have even called you that under their breath sometimes.  :-)
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 07:44:05 AM
Where did that come from? I thought it may have been a response to something, but it was actually the starting point. WTF is going on in that ****'s mind? :confused:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

She's angling for something here. I'm seeing a set up. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see her next post say: "Well he finally did it! The bastard snapped and hit me! He call me a a c*nt too so I smacked him good but he was so drunk that he just stood there wailing on me." I'm leaving and I don't have any money. Brother can you spare a dime??"

Watch. Just watch and wait.
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Taxman on April 08, 2008, 08:35:00 AM
Where did that come from? I thought it may have been a response to something, but it was actually the starting point. WTF is going on in that ****'s mind? :confused:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

She's angling for something here. I'm seeing a set up. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see her next post say: "Well he finally did it! The bastard snapped and hit me! He call me a a c*nt too so I smacked him good but he was so drunk that he just stood there wailing on me." I'm leaving and I don't have any money. Brother can you spare a dime??"

Watch. Just watch and wait.

I agree with that.  And TiT will come to her rescue.  He was sucking up big time to her when she posted pictures of herself last week.  She is an attention whore. 

Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: VivisMom on April 08, 2008, 08:39:00 AM
Where did that come from? I thought it may have been a response to something, but it was actually the starting point. WTF is going on in that ****'s mind? :confused:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

She's angling for something here. I'm seeing a set up. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see her next post say: "Well he finally did it! The bastard snapped and hit me! He call me a a c*nt too so I smacked him good but he was so drunk that he just stood there wailing on me." I'm leaving and I don't have any money. Brother can you spare a dime??"

Watch. Just watch and wait.

I agree with that.  And TiT will come to her rescue.  He was sucking up big time to her when she posted pictures of herself last week.  She is an attention whore. 



Where is the pic thread? I'd like to see this woman...if it really is her.
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 08:44:21 AM
Scroll down a bit vivismom. She's on the cruise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3096932#3096965
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 08:48:30 AM
Scroll down a bit vivismom. She's on the cruise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3096932#3096965
She's GROSS! TIT really digs her though! I thought he only dated super models? :-)
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 08:54:44 AM
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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts)       Tue Apr-08-08 09:35 AM
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103. Aren't you the one who posts the "he's drunk again" threads in the lounge?
 Hmmm.... ok.
 
:lmao: Oooh! thats gonna leave a mark! :-)
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 08:56:02 AM
Scroll down a bit vivismom. She's on the cruise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3096932#3096965
She's GROSS! TIT really digs her though! I thought he only dated super models? :-)
TiT is so studly that he can turn average, middle aged women INTO super models!!! :-)
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: VivisMom on April 08, 2008, 08:56:38 AM
Scroll down a bit vivismom. She's on the cruise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3096932#3096965

I just threw up in my mouth a little.   :o
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: asdf2231 on April 08, 2008, 09:25:01 AM
Geezus.

No wonder her husband drinks.

It would take a case of cheap malt liquor and rhino tranquilizers to put me in the mood to mount that.

And I'm not sure rhino tranquilizers would even shut her up...
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:27:06 AM
Scroll down a bit vivismom. She's on the cruise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3096932#3096965

Bad posture and a tramp stamp... :lmao:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: stickyboot on April 08, 2008, 09:40:03 AM
Scroll down a bit vivismom. She's on the cruise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3096932#3096965

Bad posture and a tramp stamp... :lmao:

Did you notice that the size has been photo-shopped out of the tag on the jeans? I wouldn't suggest she's huge, but I thought that was a nice, vain touch. Also wondered who took the picture, if not hubby himself.
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:43:37 AM
Scroll down a bit vivismom. She's on the cruise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3096932#3096965

Bad posture and a tramp stamp... :lmao:

Did you notice that the size has been photo-shopped out of the tag on the jeans? I wouldn't suggest she's huge, but I thought that was a nice, vain touch. Also wondered who took the picture, if not hubby himself.

I didn't notice that, but I'm outside and sun is glaring on my screen. Did she really?  :thatsright:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 09:45:01 AM
I don't think it's been photoshopped. I don't think women's Levi's have size on them like men's. If she was that good at photoshopping, there are a ton of other things the skank could have photoshopped to save us the displeasure.
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:53:13 AM
I don't think it's been photoshopped. I don't think women's Levi's have size on them like men's. If she was that good at photoshopping, there are a ton of other things the skank could have photoshopped to save us the displeasure.

550's do have the W measurement even for women. I have a pair. Usually it has waist measurement and Length(her length reads medium..mine has the S I think, for short :whatever: :-))
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:55:17 AM
I don't think it's been photoshopped. I don't think women's Levi's have size on them like men's. If she was that good at photoshopping, there are a ton of other things the skank could have photoshopped to save us the displeasure.
I just looked in the mirror and you're right. :-) Mine

Some do have the waist/length on the back but some don't.
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 10:01:49 AM
I don't think it's been photoshopped. I don't think women's Levi's have size on them like men's. If she was that good at photoshopping, there are a ton of other things the skank could have photoshopped to save us the displeasure.
I just looked in the mirror and you're right. :-) Mine

Some do have the waist/length on the back but some don't.

Mine do :censored: :lmao:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 10:11:13 AM
As they should. I believe in truth in advertising..and when women are advertising.........well......
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 10:18:08 AM
As they should. I believe in truth in advertising..and when women are advertising.........well......
Well, not much difference seeing a size will make if you are already interested in it by site...just sayin'  :-)
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: PatriotGame on April 08, 2008, 11:15:13 AM
greenbriar...you are a c*nt
Notch... :lmao:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: asdf2231 on April 08, 2008, 01:19:37 PM
Aprapos of nothing whatsoever here's a Stewie Griffin:

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: delilahmused on April 08, 2008, 01:42:53 PM
Here's what I don't get...why would a man be attracted to one of these angry harpies from hell? Even if they met when she was kind of young and almost attractive in that dumpy, no make-up, pot & patchouli perfume hippy kind of way...why would you want to be with someone who had such a seething rage towards men? Okay so maybe they're easy, maybe they put out on the first date (but how good can it be considering their hatred of anything with a penis), but once they've sampled the milk, why buy the cow? It would be like being around someone with PMS everyday instead of once a month. My husband wouldn't put up with it. It doesn't just set a bad example for their children, when I'm cheerful (even on days when I wake up less so), it rubs off on those around me and comes right back to me. All they spread is misery, anger, and hatred.

Cindie
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 02:01:50 PM
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All they spread is misery, anger, and hatred.
And their legs! :-)
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: delilahmused on April 08, 2008, 02:04:37 PM
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All they spread is misery, anger, and hatred.
And their legs! :-)

And screwing someone who hates everything about you is okay? I couldn't do it.

Cindie
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 02:15:02 PM
Something tells me that the greedy thorn primitive hasn't said hello to the little mr. greedy thorn primitive in a while. :-)
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: jukin on April 08, 2008, 02:49:56 PM
When will I learn to never, ever click on one of thoe DUmp links that has pictures? :thatsright:
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: Taxman on April 08, 2008, 02:55:08 PM
Something tells me that the greedy thorn primitive hasn't said hello to the little mr. greedy thorn primitive in a while. :-)

Well she was bitching about him wanting to have sex while they were on their cruise. 

As an aside...the screen name "greenbriar" doesn't exactly conjure up the image of a attractive, alluring, sexy woman. 
Title: Re: plagiarizing greedy thorn primitive threatens to hit husband
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2008, 03:40:59 PM
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All they spread is misery, anger, and hatred.
And their legs! :-)

And screwing someone who hates everything about you is okay? I couldn't do it.

Cindie

At the absolute most, it'd be a one-nighter.