Well gosh thanks all.
Lesson learned at age 37... grey/white hair beats no hair on the head at all. No hair still wins on the ears and back.
Kind of a sad day really as I am now officially too old to achieve my dream of playing Pro Football (QB Seattle Seahawks) what with me probably having to spend at least a couple years of my still unused NCAA eligibility somewhere good (tOSU). Ah well. So be it.
I'm just about to head out for beers and such. Happy day to all ya'll as well. Fear not, I'll check in from time to time to chat, report my state of intoxication, and eventually (say, around midnight) put everone at CC on ignore who failed to wish me a happy day.