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Interests => All Things Edible (and how to prepare them) => Topic started by: franksolich on November 11, 2013, 05:02:52 PM

Title: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: franksolich on November 11, 2013, 05:02:52 PM
This isn't a recipe, Thor, sir.

Anyway, some weeks ago out of curiosity I bought one of those $1 packets of Betty Crocker "Loaded Mashed" instant potatoes.  Instant potatoes of course have been around for eons, but I always ignored them, supposing they were nothng near as good as the real thing.

I dunno why I tried it, but I got immediately hooked.   These are good.  There's other sorts in the Betty Crocker line, but I've just bought the "Loaded Mashed" type, potatoes with a touch of cheese, chives, bacon bits, and sour cream; the packet that ostensibly serves four (4 x 2/3rd of a cup), but I eat the whole thing all up in one sitting, by myself.  Also, despite that it doesn't call for it, I add a chunk of real butter, and of course salt and pepper.

Before I go any further, I should mention that I dine lightly.  I'm just as much of a glutton as the next guy, but the family history is a long dirge of melancholy, when it comes to what happened to those of us who made fine dining a "pleasureable experience."  So even though I have the motivations of a glutton, I dine lightly.  One of these packets is one whole meal for me, one time a day (I dine upon other cuisine for breakfast and lunch).

To me, food is just a fuel, nothing else.

Anyway.

The other day, I came across packets of Farmland "Premium Real Hickory Bacon Bits," and wondered how those would taste, when mixed in with the potatoes.  Not the whole packet, just a couple of tablespoons of it, for each packet of instant mashed potatoes.

Man, this is the greatest stuff since the invention of sliced bread.
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: marv on November 11, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
Instant mashed potatoes with extra sharp New York cheddar cheese is better!
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Big Dog on November 11, 2013, 06:29:08 PM
Instant mashed potatoes with extra sharp New York cheddar cheese is better!

And the bacon chips.
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Big Dog on November 11, 2013, 06:30:30 PM
The other day, I came across packets of Farmland "Premium Real Hickory Bacon Bits," and wondered how those would taste, when mixed in with the potatoes.  Not the whole packet, just a couple of tablespoons of it, for each packet of instant mashed potatoes.

Man, this is the greatest stuff since the invention of sliced bread.

Two thumbs up, for sure.
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Wineslob on November 12, 2013, 12:16:21 PM
Bacon FTW!
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: marv on November 12, 2013, 12:59:53 PM
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Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Wineslob on November 12, 2013, 02:16:20 PM
This isn't a recipe, Thor, sir.

Anyway, some weeks ago out of curiosity I bought one of those $1 packets of Betty Crocker "Loaded Mashed" instant potatoes.  Instant potatoes of course have been around for eons, but I always ignored them, supposing they were nothng near as good as the real thing.

I dunno why I tried it, but I got immediately hooked.   These are good.  There's other sorts in the Betty Crocker line, but I've just bought the "Loaded Mashed" type, potatoes with a touch of cheese, chives, bacon bits, and sour cream; the packet that ostensibly serves four (4 x 2/3rd of a cup), but I eat the whole thing all up in one sitting, by myself.  Also, despite that it doesn't call for it, I add a chunk of real butterbacon grease, and of course salt and pepper.

Before I go any further, I should mention that I dine lightly.  I'm just as much of a glutton as the next guy, but the family history is a long dirge of melancholy, when it comes to what happened to those of us who made fine dining a "pleasureable experience."  So even though I have the motivations of a glutton, I dine lightly.  One of these packets is one whole meal for me, one time a day (I dine upon other cuisine for breakfast and lunch).

To me, food is just a fuel, nothing else.

Anyway.

The other day, I came across packets of Farmland "Premium Real Hickory Bacon Bits," and wondered how those would taste, when mixed in with the potatoes.  Not the whole packet, just a couple of tablespoons of it, for each packet of instant mashed potatoes.

Man, this is the greatest stuff since the invention of sliced bread.


FIFY
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: obumazombie on November 12, 2013, 09:12:38 PM
It's a side that eats like a meal.
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Karin on November 25, 2013, 03:49:43 PM
We do a lot of business with Farmland, and their stuff is always good. 

Instant mashed potatoes:  People love them or hate them.  I happen to love them. 

Speaking of Farmland, in the ham section, look for a vacuum pack of "Smoked Ham Spiral pieces and slices."  It's excellent, and quite inexpensive for protein these days.  $1.80/lb or so.  It comes in a 2 lb. pack.
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Crazy Horse on November 25, 2013, 05:05:22 PM

Speaking of Farmland, in the ham section, look for a vacuum pack of "Smoked Ham Spiral pieces and slices."  It's excellent, and quite inexpensive for protein these days.  $1.80/lb or so.  It comes in a 2 lb. pack.

OMG is it good and inexpensive.
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Big Dog on November 25, 2013, 06:15:29 PM
We do a lot of business with Farmland, and their stuff is always good. 

Instant mashed potatoes:  People love them or hate them.  I happen to love them. 

Speaking of Farmland, in the ham section, look for a vacuum pack of "Smoked Ham Spiral pieces and slices."  It's excellent, and quite inexpensive for protein these days.  $1.80/lb or so.  It comes in a 2 lb. pack.

Farmland was one of the sponsors of the Kansas City Bacon Festival. They had a circus tent with banquet tables inside, and serving pans full of different bacons.

Ah, good times.
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: IassaFTots on November 25, 2013, 08:46:12 PM
Good with a bit of sour cream on top too. 
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on November 27, 2013, 06:44:54 AM
Good with a bit of sour cream on top too. 

Just how much did Frank pay you for that plug??  **ducks**     :-)
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Karin on November 27, 2013, 12:26:10 PM
Yeah, but Frank wouldn't have just "a bit."  He'd upend the carton over the plate.   :-)
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: IassaFTots on December 01, 2013, 04:58:11 PM
Just how much did Frank pay you for that plug??  **ducks**     :-)

Jus sayin is all.   :wink:
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 17, 2014, 09:00:15 PM
Farmland was one of the sponsors of the Kansas City Bacon Festival. They had a circus tent with banquet tables inside, and serving pans full of different bacons.

Ah, good times.

Cool. I like bacon on mashed potatoes, but I prefer baked potatoe with lots of bacon.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: mashed potatoes and bacon chips
Post by: Purple Sage on March 17, 2014, 11:31:50 PM
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