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Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« on: March 27, 2012, 07:49:56 PM »
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I just don't think we can bridge this gap

Had an argument with a bigoted freeper today...and it was so over the top that I don't even know where to start.

The ignorance is to the bone. The hatred is to the marrow.

The propaganda is working for the low information cretins.

I want them to have their OWN country where they can sniff each other's panties, peep into each other's bedrooms, put Jeebus back in THEIR schools and shoot each other when they feel afraid...

I think our founding fathers were very prescient. However, I don't think that they even had the foresight to see this coming.

Why do I have to share my country with them?

Yeah, "bigoted freeper"'s a nice way to bridge a gap.

Anyway, only two primitives showed up at this rapidly-waning campfire, with tepid responses.

Maybe by posting it in the DUmpster, Ms. Ed can get more feedback.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 07:52:14 PM »
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I just don't think we can bridge this gap

Had an argument with a bigoted freeper today...and it was so over the top that I don't even know where to start.

The ignorance is to the bone. The hatred is to the marrow.

The propaganda is working for the low information cretins.
I feel sorry for the guy too.  Imagine how bad it must have been, having to interact with a DUmbass liberal.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 07:55:54 PM »
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I want them to have their OWN country where they can sniff each other's panties, peep into each other's bedrooms, put Jeebus back in THEIR schools and shoot each other when they feel afraid...

How about this?  All you leftists that want to live under socialism, you pick a country and conservatives will get the government to give one way tickets and bar you from entering.  See , there are lots of socialist countries for you to choose from, but there is only one United States that offers the freedoms we have.  Those  freedoms are unimportant to most leftist so, GTFO.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 07:59:10 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 27, 2012, 07:55:54 PM
How about this?  All you leftists that want to live under socialism, you pick a country and conservatives will get the government to give one way tickets and bar you from entering.  See , there are lots of socialist countries for you to choose from, but there is only one United States that offers the freedoms we have.  Those  freedoms are unimportant to most leftist so, GTFO.
I don't see why we should have to leave at all.  There are plenty of purely socialist, quasi-, and semi-socialist countries for the ilk from DU to pick and choose from.  If the federal government announced it was funding a mass exodus to voluntarily expel liberals, that is one stimulus program I would get behind.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 08:00:33 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 27, 2012, 07:59:10 PM
I don't see why we should have to leave at all.  There are plenty of purely socialist, quasi-, and semi-socialist countries for the ilk from DU to pick and choose from.  If the federal government announced it was funding a mass exodus to voluntarily expel liberals, that is one stimulus program I would get behind.

That's my point. They pick a county and we pay to get them out of this one.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 08:24:11 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 27, 2012, 07:59:10 PM
If the federal government announced it was funding a mass exodus to voluntarily expel liberals, that is one stimulus program I would get behind.

Why bother to fund it, when the taxpayers are already overburdened?

Why not follow the practices of primitive icons such as Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Ho, Fidel, Yugo, and just force them to leave?

Surely the primitives wouldn't have a problem with that socialist solution.
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Re: Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 08:37:09 PM »
Ignorance to the bone and hatred to the marrow?  Sounds like you're referring to yourself and your fellow Dummies during the Bush presidency.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 08:45:25 PM »
The thing that really gets DUmmy Horse with no Brain, the DUmp dick inspector, is jealousy.

Here she is, a morally and intellectually superior leftist, and she's stuck in a crappy, dusty Texas trailer park, living in a cramped little single-wide.

Meanwhile, all the other neighborhoods she sees are full of beautiful homes, new cars, and, overwhelmingly, Republicans.

Like most DUmpmonkeys, jealousy and envy are how she generates her hatred for normal people.

But anyway, this is a promising thread for her. She's been on a real losing streak.

If she cranks up the tales about her slutty daughter, she could be an outstanding DUmmy.

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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 04:24:03 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 27, 2012, 07:59:10 PM
I don't see why we should have to leave at all.  There are plenty of purely socialist, quasi-, and semi-socialist countries for the ilk from DU to pick and choose from.  If the federal government announced it was funding a mass exodus to voluntarily expel liberals, that is one stimulus program I would get behind.

I agree, Chris--aren't self-confessed liberals only 20% of the population?  And self-described conservatives around 40% of the population--and much more likely to be armed?
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2012, 04:50:19 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 27, 2012, 08:24:11 PM
Why bother to fund it, when the taxpayers are already overburdened?

Why not follow the practices of primitive icons such as Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Ho, Fidel, Yugo, and just force them to leave?

Surely the primitives wouldn't have a problem with that socialist solution.

Would that be "force them to leave, with extreme prejudice?"

Or more along the lines of the traditional totalitarian leaders and regimes, and make them dig a deep trench first, before making them line up along the edges?

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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2012, 09:14:02 AM »
Apparently the uneducated equine has the words 'Propaganda' and 'Facts' turned around, the propaganda all came out first and slowly the facts have been burning their way to the surface through it.  Teh truth, it buuuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnsssss.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2012, 09:54:59 AM »
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Anyway, only two primitives showed up at this rapidly-waning campfire, with tepid responses.


That's because she didn't even develop her bouncy!  How lazy can you get?  Where is the verbatim conversation?  Where is the crowd of onlookers?  "I don't even know where to start."  This is not plot-building.  Why post it at all?  Come on, get to work, Horse.  

Oh, here are her details, (last post).

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3. I was "accused" of being a Muslim (??)

accused of sucking off the government tit along with a litany of other racist insults because I dared think about non-Christian people. These people are ****ing nuts.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2012, 10:06:56 AM »
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I think our founding fathers were very prescient. However, I don't think that they even had the foresight to see this coming



Because you DUmbass, the founding fathers probably figured people would enjoy their personal freedoms.  Who in their right mind wants the federal government dictating their day to day activities.  Somewhere along the line you have to assume some sort of responsibility for your actions.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2012, 10:09:27 AM »
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I think our founding fathers were very prescient. However, I don't think that they even had the foresight to see this coming



Because you DUmbass, the founding fathers probably figured people would enjoy their personal freedoms.  Who in their right mind wants the federal government dictating their day to day activities.  Somewhere along the line you have to assume some sort of responsibility for your actions.

They don't believe in "personal responsibility."  And you ask who in their right mind wants the federal government dictating they day to day activities?  These DUmmies do.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 10:15:26 AM »
The DUmp's self-described dick inspector makes a funny:
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3. I was "accused" of being a Muslim (??)

accused of sucking off the government tit along with a litany of other racist insults


Uh, you better take a closer look there, DUmmy Horse. That's not a government tit.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2012, 10:27:45 AM »
Why should we leave DUmmie?  You people say you want to change the US not us. There are quite a few places that are already in line with your views, pick one.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2012, 10:55:52 AM »
Yeah, I agree. Hard to bridge the gap between you moochers, looters, and thieves and the producers.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2012, 10:58:53 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 28, 2012, 10:55:52 AM
Yeah, I agree. Hard to bridge the gap between you moochers, looters, and thieves and the producers.

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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2012, 10:59:21 AM »
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The propaganda is working for the low information cretins.

Plenty of those "low information cretins" here for you to debate. You're just too ***** to do so. I'll school your liberal ass up and down, DUmbass.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2012, 11:28:08 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2012, 10:15:26 AM
The DUmp's self-described dick inspector makes a funny:

Uh, you better take a closer look there, DUmmy Horse. That's not a government tit.


Yeah, horse...tits come in pairs, and that thing is just sticking out by itself...
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2012, 11:33:32 AM »
I'm not big-toed.
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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2012, 01:23:50 PM »
Actually the Founders did have foresight, concerning you DUmmies. Ben Franklin told us to be on the lookout for  you mooching mofo's over 225 years ago!

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Re: Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, can't bridge the gap
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2012, 01:37:51 PM »
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I think our founding fathers were very prescient. However, I don't think that they even had the foresight to see this coming



Because you DUmbass, the founding fathers probably figured people would enjoy their personal freedoms.  Who in their right mind wants the federal government dictating their day to day activities.  Somewhere along the line you have to assume some sort of responsibility for your actions.

I'm pretty sure our Founders, who at great personal expense, never thought such things as SS, Medicare/Medicaid, welfare, the Department of Education, the Department of Health and Human Services, the EPA, the FDA, and countless other anchors tryin' to drag us under and drown our freedoms, would ever exist, you ****in' WhoreWithNoName!
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