Congratulations! to
laserhaas, voted the #03 Top DUmmie of 2014.
Talk about soaring up from out of nowhere, to near the top of the heap; before November 2013, this clown had never even been on anyone’s radar.
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ScubaGuy
Posts: 1196
This is it! Romney has Toasted Legs
« on: November 07, 2013, 03:43:54 PM » I've been following this post through the day and it's a perfect example of why they're called DUmmies.
laserhaas (1,128 posts) Thu Nov 7, 2013, 10:08 AM
PRESS RELEASE: Racketeering Romney Lawsuit Becomes Official November 6th
Many a naysay, oppenent, detractor and/or supporter/voter for Mitt Romney pompously stated that the Racketeering Mitt Romney case would never be filed. Then they said it would never see light of day; finding fault with the initial Romney RICO Complaint being a rant.
Turns out there's no Code & Rule of Law against ranting in one's initial civil complaint; especially when the allegations therein are true.
It is now OFFICIAL
- the Racketeering Lawsuit of Laser Haas v Mitt Romney is going forward.
Haas v Romney
Case# 2:13-cv-7738
Federal District Court
Central Division - Spring Street
County of Los Angeles
PRESS RELEASE
1st Amended Complaint Filed in Romney Rico Litigation
By Collateral Logistics, Inc.,
CEO Steven (“Laserâ€) Haas (laser.haas@yahoo.com)
November 6, 2013
Los Angeles – On Romney’s 1st Anniversary of his POTUS loss, a foe (Laser Steven Haas owner of eToys Collateral Logistics, Inc., {“CLIâ€}) filed an illuminating 1st Amended Complaint in the Los Angeles Federal District Court; which issued a “New Case Order†and specific instructions for the RICO trial. Laser Haas originally sued Romney for $100 million on October 18, 2013 for Racketeering Kay Bee, Stage Stores, Learning Company & eToys.
Nature of Proceeding
The case, initially held up several days for review, is now formally titled “HAAS v ROMNEY†and is assigned docket number 2:13-cv-07738 in the Los Angeles Division of Federal Dist. Ct.
Concerning Romney’s tenure as CEO of Bain Capital in 2001, CLI’s CEO Haas 1st Amended Complaint claims to clarify some of the mystery behind Mitt’s “retroactivity†lies upon Romney’s sworn under Penalty of Perjury Fed Election Campaign Finance OGE 278 Form.
Civil Racketeering complaints permit a citizen plaintiff to become a “Private Attorney General†to address federal corruption issues that create “Prosecutorial Gapsâ€. Plaintiff Haas claims prosecution gaps immensely exist. The 1st Amended Complaint reveals details of possible federal corruption concerning Bain Capital’s MNAT law firm arranging for one of their own (Colm F Connolly) to become the Delaware United States Attorney on August 2, 2001.
Summons Issued for Mitt Romney, Sachs, Colm Connolly, Michael Glazer, Paul Traub and Bain Capital
Summons's have been issued for Goldman Sachs (accused of fraud in eToys IPO & Bankruptcy case), Bain Capital (acquired Kay Bee in 2000) and Michael Glazer (CEO of Stage Stores and Kay Bee that acquired eToys) and eToys CEO Barry Gold (Glazer’s director’s assistant at Stage Stores). Along with Paul Traub who confessed his secret partnership with Barry Gold. Also partners with Paul Traub is convicted fraudster Marc Dreier and Ponzi schemer Tom Petters. During the election quest, Traub was named as “controller†of Petters Ponzi. Noteworthy is the fact that Former U.S. Attorney Colm Connolly is called a Co-Defendant for blocking prosecutions of Goldman Sachs & Romney’s Bain Capital.
All day with "atta boys", "go get him", it's about time etc. etc.
Very few had the smarts to look up the actual complaint and who the crackpot is that filed it.
Skim the PDF (PDF HERE). This guy is bat shit crazy.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023995168http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=92281.0- - - - - - - - - -
Now, this primitive posted similar “news†several times this past year, always causing most primitives to go atwitter and twitching in joy:
LaserHaas - "Private Attorney General" returns to torment Romney
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=94421.0Private Attorney General" Laser Haas gets screwed by a hotel
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=94891.0LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=95231.0Here we go again....lazerass
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=95518.0 LoserHaas just received his ruling from the court. Now taking bets.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96263.0primitive still going after Mitt
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96786.0Laser Haas returns! Now Contacting Holder
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=97680.0Is Laserhaaz a typical DUmmy or is he totally bats**t insane.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=97950.0DUmp crazy "private attorney general" told to get lost again
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Okay then, who is this guy?
Well…..according to linkedin, he lives down in Oklahoma and doesn’t even have a high school diploma. Really.
And there’s this (link available at comment 2708, in a non-public forum, so as to shield him against retribution, and worse, by primitives who stalk):
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.msg1251722#msg1251722Name: Laser Haas AKA "Laser the Liquidator"
Location: Bixby, OK, United States
Cashes:7
Total Winnings: $23,240 (Includes all tournament winnings)
First Place Finishes: 2
Age: 58
Marital Status: Single
Children: 4
Started Playing Poker: Feb 2000
Favorite Poker Game: No Limit Holdem Tourn.
Ambition: Book will be published when 50 Tourney win's are accomplished
Hobbies: Basketball, Laser Tag and Liquidations
Favorite Movie: Matrix
Favorite Music: Classic Rock
Favorite Place: Los Angeles California home of Tourney's outside Vegas
Favorite Celebrity: Steve Martin
Poker Players I Respect Most: Daniel
If I could change anything in the world: Consideration for others. Humility 101 Legal 101
If I could change anything in the poker world: Make it revolve around Tourney players instead of the the item that is utilized to help increase cash games
Great work, laserhaas, in joshing the primitives!