It has been suggested that I introduce myself to you fine folks that reside in the cave.
(ahem)
I am not a young person. Let's get that straight right off the bat.
I am sensitive, like romantic walks on the beach , and if crowned will work tirelessly for world peace.
Children seem to instictively trust me.
At least the ones that haven't testified against me in a court of law.
I dislike people who vacillate on important issues. To me that is a sign of muddled thinking and possibly a serious character defect.
My favorite color is blue.
No, wait, I meant green.
Yeah, definately green.
Also, I'm 5'9" in heels.