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X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« on: November 14, 2008, 06:40:56 PM »
X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
By PEGGY FIKAC
Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle
Nov. 14, 2008, 5:46PM

AUSTIN — Another day, another cell phone found on Texas' death row.

Prison staff conducting a shakedown of the row today found a cell phone in the rectum of convicted murderer Henry Skinner, said Texas Department of Criminal Justice spokeswoman Michelle Lyons.

They first found two SIM cards, or memory cards, in Skinner's Bible, she said. Because they suspected he also had a cell phone, they took him to the infirmary, did an X-ray and found the cell phone in his rectum.

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He's gonna need a lot of Preperation H after he passes that cell phone in the toilet.
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 07:17:50 PM »
I think a cell phone like mine wouldn't be as hard to pass as the regular ones, unless it flipped open.....  :o  (There's no SIM card to it, though)

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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 07:26:58 PM »
Hope it ins't a blackberry
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 07:28:11 PM »
at least it wasn't a bunny bung hole.
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 07:30:56 PM »
Talkin' out your ass has a whole new meaning.
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 07:33:06 PM »
Now your not "Bubba's Bitch" in prision you're "Bubba's Phonebooth."
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 07:35:10 PM »
  :wtf2::puke: :2muchgay:
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 08:00:56 PM »
Can you hear me now???? :-)
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 08:01:42 PM »
Don't cellphones cause tumors??
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 08:05:35 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on November 14, 2008, 08:00:56 PM
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 08:05:59 PM »
Quote from: RightCoast on November 14, 2008, 08:01:42 PM
Don't cellphones cause tumors??
Maybe ass tumors turn into cell phones?
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 08:42:35 PM »
Talk about your shitty reception.
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 09:50:34 PM »
This thread has gone down the toilet.......
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2008, 10:01:55 PM »
I bet he was really bummed out when they found it.
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Re: X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate's rectum
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2008, 02:58:19 AM »
Damn good thing for technology huh? If this had been 20 years ago...

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