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Offline Delmar

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The perfect invite to the State of the Union address
« on: January 20, 2018, 09:11:00 AM »
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"I don't know which Democrat will be brave enough to invite Stormy Daniels to the State of the Union speech but they will have my everlasting gratitude."
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Response to ehrnst (Original post)Fri Jan 19, 2018, 04:39 PM
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1. That would be fine.

Also don't forget someone's comfort Newfoundland and Great Pyrenees dogs. Since Trump thinks dogs are low class. Couldn't get any lower then a Trump state of the union, but we can look for the pretty pups.
That was a stupid reply if I've ever seen one.  BTW, Obama eats dogs.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)Fri Jan 19, 2018, 05:56 PM
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6. Never forget that Groper Don the Con took two of Bill Clinton's female accusers

to a Hillary Clinton debate and tried (and failed) to seat them in the front.
I will never forget it, Christine.  It was an instant classic.

Maybe someone should invite Mimi Alford to the State of the Union address.  It would give her the opportunity to tell about how as a nineteen year old intern "Bad Back Jack" Kennedy raped her and forced her to take drugs and perform oral sex on his "Body Man" Dave Powers, etc.

http://www.ibtimes.com/jfk-intern-mimi-alford-claims-president-forced-drugs-cajoled-her-sex-acts-resistance-was-out-406194
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Re: The perfect invite to the State of the Union address
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2018, 11:10:09 AM »
I think Trump should invite Hilliary, he can introduce her as 2 time loser, not president clinton!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: The perfect invite to the State of the Union address
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2018, 09:13:55 AM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on January 20, 2018, 11:10:09 AM
I think Trump should invite Hilliary, he can introduce her as 2 time loser, not president clinton!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I prefer the latter.

"Not President Clinton."

Has a nice ring to it!
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Re: The perfect invite to the State of the Union address
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2018, 01:38:19 PM »
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Re: The perfect invite to the State of the Union address
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2018, 02:43:46 PM »
Stormy who?
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Re: The perfect invite to the State of the Union address
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2018, 08:50:52 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 21, 2018, 01:38:19 PM

Nor will she EVER be.   :yahoo:the
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