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Offline Karin

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A Bouncy: What a Day
« on: October 25, 2024, 03:55:50 PM »
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Blue Full Moon (756 posts)
Fri Oct 25, 2024, 03:59 PM

What a day
Sorry need to rant. Went to the grocery store. The place was packed. Noticed a couple getting into their car so I waited then this person in a Mercedes tried to take the spot. They didn't get to. They stopped their car and said that they had a Mercedes and that I should know my place.

Then some other moron yelled as loud as they could that I was one of them there Kamala Harris supporters. Mind you I don't put bumper stickers or yard signs or wear campaign gear.

Earlier today I was watching my grandson he was asking me what I was doing so Without thinking I told him I was filling out postcards for swing states. He asked more about it and told him was to get out the vote for democrats. He told me he wished he could vote for Trump. I asked him if he thought a criminal should be president. I told him Trump is a felon with 34 counts of fraud. He is a criminal. Then he said a criminal should not be president.

I didn't go into it but he other grandma is dead. She died of Covid. His maternal grandpa watched Alex Jones. So even though the vaccine was out. She didn't get it.

I added paragraphs to aid in your reading comfort. 

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219606899

Not much response, just thought it was funny. 
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2024, 04:04:03 PM »
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2024, 04:46:31 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 25, 2024, 03:55:50 PM
I added paragraphs to aid in your reading comfort. 

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219606899

Not much response, just thought it was funny.


     While I am certain this did not happen, there is no doubt that the grandchild should be nowhere near this asshole.
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2024, 04:54:11 PM »
This one was pathetic. Even more pathetic than normal. Are you sure that this isn't one of you guys moleing and successfully trying to make them look even more stupid? If not, and this is a genuine DUer, someone really needs to open up a creative writing class for these clowns.
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2024, 05:04:31 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 25, 2024, 04:46:31 PM

     While I am certain this did not happen, there is no doubt that the grandchild should be nowhere near this asshole.
If there actually is a grandkids, post just looks like DUmbshit cred in the echo chamber.
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2024, 06:30:16 PM »
Dearest DUmmy Blue Full Moon:

Please repeat the remedial Bouncy class for a refresher course, as this effort failed.

Might I guide you in the proper direction:

Bouncy Ball tale
A recounting of an imaginary encounter (portrayed as fact) by a liberal moonbat between themselves and a conservative in which the latter usually displays some exaggerated, stereotypical speech or behavior assigned to conservatives which the liberal defines as repugnant in some way. It may also involve a "conversion", in which the (usually lifelong) conservative reaches an epiphany, realizes the error of his or her ways, and instantly becomes a diehard liberal as a result.

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Classic Bouncy Ball tale : So, I was at the convenience store filling up my Prius, and this huge Hummer pulls up covered with W'04 and NRA stickers. A blue-haired old lady steps out wearing cowboy boots and a Huckabee campaign button and immediately starts complaining about the price of gas. I can't contain my rage any longer and finally blurted out, "Did you know that monstrosity you're driving as a replacement for a penis kills 3,500 baby seals a year, and that Chimpy McCokespoon has personally executed over 1,300,000 innocent Iraqis?" Well she started blubbering something about "terra", and I strode over and kicked the Truck Balls off her trailer hitch, peeled her Columbine-inducing NRA stickers off and handed her a set of enlistment papers for the U.S. Marine Corps. She eventually started crying and confessed that she hated GWB but thought he was the only one who could save her from brown-skinned people. I proceeded to tell her about how the President ordered the attack on the WTC and how he breakfasts on Afghani babies and light sweet crude. Finally, she thanks me for opening her eyes and I give her a card for the local Democratic Party committee and Code Pink chapter. As she drove off, two homeless people hanging out by the ice cooler started applauding and thanked me for Speaking Truth To Power. The tide is turning, folks.

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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2024, 06:46:40 PM »
DU-folk need to create a :bouncy:-writing tutorial for LPC Noobs like Blue Full Moon. Those two :bouncy:-irrelevancies are truly pathetic.
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2024, 08:22:49 PM »
I'm glad that I don't watch Alex Jones. I guess it kills you. I'm not jabbed and have never had the ChiVi.
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2024, 04:39:57 AM »
I think we need a booth review on her bouncy.  She started it with the word "Sorry" which is dangerously close to the word "So".  Does she score any points for that?
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2024, 06:03:42 AM »
Quote from: BamaMoose on October 26, 2024, 04:39:57 AM
I think we need a booth review on her bouncy.  She started it with the word "Sorry" which is dangerously close to the word "So".  Does she score any points for that?

I think she is apologizing in advance for such a crappy unbelievable bouncy. :thatsright: :lmao: :rotf: :loser:
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2024, 07:01:06 AM »
Grocery store again. ::)

Surprised it wasn't a McDonalds.
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2024, 09:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Karin on October 25, 2024, 03:55:50 PM
I added paragraphs to aid in your reading comfort. 
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The original DU-OP was a semi-unreadable half-wall of text? Geesh! How does one post for any amount of time on a discussion forum without realizing that long paragraphs are hard on the eyes?
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2024, 10:08:07 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on October 26, 2024, 07:01:06 AM
Grocery store again. ::)

Surprised it wasn't a McDonalds.

With so many B & N stores having closed, possible :bouncy:-tale venues have decreased.
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2024, 08:31:08 PM »
The only part of this bouncy that I find believable is the part about the primitive needing to learn her place.
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Re: A Bouncy: What a Day
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2024, 08:48:28 AM »
And then a fascist MAGA NAZI jumped out of the Mercedes' trunk.
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