- You didn't show up for the midnight screening of Bros in full cosplay: You wore pants and everything. Not good!
Well, make an interesting movie with dialogue and an actual story than shoving gay sex into what might have been a good movie. Remember the VERY good movie "The Birdcage"? That was appealing to everyone.
You don't really care for soccer: If you're not a major fan of humanity's gayest sport, that's a huge red flag.
I'm not going to say it's "GAY", but I've never cared for soccer, or European scolds will say "football". Been hearing since the 1980's that soccer is going to be the dominant sport in the U.S. Well...we're still waiting.
You're married to a woman: You know who else married a woman? Yeah, that's right--Hitler.
Much like Hitler, I have been married to a woman. I must be a Nazi.
You order black coffee at Starbucks instead of a Pumpkin Spice Latte with extra whip and caramel drizzle: Black coffee is a gateway to the far-right-alt-extremist-right.
Fru-fru coffee sucks, and Starbucks is gawd-awful. Yes, I put some Sweet-N-Low in mine, but can drink it black as well.
You've never contracted monkeypox: Not even once? BIG yikes.
Personally don't have random gay anal sex so I'm not in the risk group.
You've only seen Rent one time: Multiple viewings are required to keep away the bigotry.
Quick story, took my future ex-wife to see "Rent" performed live at a theater in Chicago. I've seen about a dozen other musicals, and "Rent" was dreadfully awful. Hey look, a bunch of gay artists living in squalor singing about how bad life and society is. The tickets were incredibly expensive in relative 1990's terms, and then the cast came parading about asking for donations in between acts.
The Las Vegas Raiders aren't your favorite NFL team: Come on, it's bad enough that you don't care for soccer, but now you don't like the Raiders?
I don't understand what this means, is there some gay component to it?
You love gay people and treat them the same as everyone else but don't 100% support every single one of their lifestyle choices: Disagreeing is hate.
Have numerous dear gay friends and really don't care who the hell they sleep with.