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Title: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: dutch508 on June 03, 2019, 07:31:30 PM
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demtenjeep (25,741 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212158286

****er can't even get his tux right....TOO fat -sad
#fatdonnie

 :thatsright:  That's white tie and tails, you dumb****ingtwat...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/06/03/21/14322282-7098297-President_Trump_walks_into_the_State_Banquet_alongside_Queen_Eli-a-45_1559592281250.jpg)

White tie, also called full evening dress or a dress suit, is the most formal in traditional evening Western dress codes. For men, it consists of a black dress tailcoat worn over a white starched shirt, marcella waistcoat and the eponymous white bow tie worn around a standing wingtip collar. High-waisted black trousers and patent leather oxford or optionally court shoes complete the outfit.

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According to the British etiquette guide Debrett's, the central components of full evening dress for men are a white marcella shirt with a detachable wing collar and single cuffs, fastened with studs and cufflinks; the eponymous white marcella bow tie is worn around the collar, while a low-cut marcella waistcoat is worn over the shirt. Over this is worn a black single-breasted barathea wool or ultrafine herringbone tailcoat with silk peak lapels. The trousers have double-braiding down the outside of both legs, while the correct shoes are patent leather or highly polished black dress shoes.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/First_family_and_Elizabeth_II_2007_%28outside%29.jpg)

lots of stupid comments and ending with this:

magicarpet (3,862 posts)

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35. BLACK Tie,.. I am surprised trDump the racist would wear such an outfit called that...

... I am amazed he did not show up in his super shiny acetate bowling shirt or golf shirt with his name embroidered across the back in golden threads.

It's white tie, ****wad... as it is literally... a white tie.

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 03, 2019, 08:13:24 PM
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I am amazed he did not show up in his super shiny acetate bowling shirt or golf shirt with his name embroidered across the back in golden threads.
now THAT would have been Awesome with a capital A.  Buck tradition and stuffy British protocol and make a real fashion statement!
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 04, 2019, 08:04:10 AM
What a bunch of twits with their crowns, sashes and medals. :thatsright:

They are stuck in the old empire days, when the reality is the sun set long ago on the British empire. :yawn:
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 04, 2019, 10:07:07 AM
The primitives would much prefer the dumb and dumber style of tuxes
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: BadCat on June 04, 2019, 10:31:59 AM
Yeah, but remember...this was HIGH FASHION for lefty just a few years ago...

(https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/922/116922/333124.jpg)

That's their girl on the right.
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: Skul on June 04, 2019, 11:15:34 AM
Yeah, but remember...this was HIGH FASHION for lefty just a few years ago...

(https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/922/116922/333124.jpg)

That's their girl on the right.

OK, boys and girls, let's put that image into perspective.
   Ferrari :thumbs:     Lamborghini :thumbs:     Mack truck  :puke:
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: 67 Rover on June 04, 2019, 11:20:51 AM
OKayyy, boys and girls, let's put this image more into perspective.
   Ferrari :thumbs:     Lamborghini :thumbs:     Mack truck  Dump truck:puke:
FIFY  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 04, 2019, 05:07:04 PM
I have seen many pictures of Pam, she has no place to criticize anybody's looks, especially their weight.
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: Skul on June 04, 2019, 05:34:43 PM
FIFY  :cheersmate:
Good fix old boy.  :thumbs:
:lmao::lmao::rotf::lmao::lmao::lmao::rotf::lmao:
Ya, H5
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: Mary Ann on June 04, 2019, 05:43:44 PM
Yeah, but remember...this was HIGH FASHION for lefty just a few years ago...

(https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/922/116922/333124.jpg)

That's their girl on the right.
When I see that pic I always think of The Little Engine That Could, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can" as she hauls her huge caboose up those stairs.
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: SVPete on June 04, 2019, 06:03:10 PM
I have seen many pictures of Pam, she has no place to criticize anybody's looks, especially their weight.

KS has cold winters, so she has insulation by Knife, Fork, & Spoon, Inc..
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: 67 Rover on June 05, 2019, 08:02:22 AM
When I see that pic I always think of The Little Engine That Could, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can" as she hauls her huge caboose up those stairs.

Did anyone else take note of the heels?  The wookies are shall we say very sturdy compared to the two ladies.
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: BadCat on June 05, 2019, 08:06:40 AM
Did anyone else take note of the heels?  The wookies are shall we say very sturdy compared to the two ladies.

Funny thing is how I re-found that picture.  I googled "michelle obama fat ass".
Title: Re: ****er can't even get his tux right
Post by: 67 Rover on June 05, 2019, 08:35:31 AM
Funny thing is how I re-found that picture.  I googled "michelle obama fat ass".

 :rotf:  H5