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whereismyparty (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-12-08 01:11 PMOriginal message Right Wing Haiku Advertisements [?]by Fortschreitend Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 09:58:59 AM PDTYou know what's missing on the Intertubes? (well, if you read my title the cat is already out of the bag) Haiku written for the right wing! For some inexplicable reason the right (Schandenfreude) has not yet embraced this literary form. Maybe that's because right-wingers (Schadenfreu de) can't use the left half of their brain. Or is it the right half? OK, they generally don't use either half. So being a generous soul, I'm offering some haiku written from a right-wing perspective to get them started.SNIPThe words of Jesus made clear in the holy scripture: No stem cell research!Mexico invades they mow our lawns for a song not sung in EnglishSNIPBrave Republicans protecting us with torture Justified? Who cares?...where is your flag pin? do you hate America? must be a hippie...Fox News programming: hosts yell louder than their guests to avoid bias...McCain leads his flock deep into the Bush pasture watch out for cowpies...Damn! ideas gone hard to write right wing haiku devoid of substance...Please feel free to contribute your own ideas. Remember that a haiku consists of 5 syllables on the first line, 7 syllables on the second line, and 5 syllables again on the third line.http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/3/12/105531/435/967/...
You got off your ass, now get your wife off her back.
Im DIE!
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 12, 2008, 04:32:12 PMIm DIE! What the **** is "I'm die" mean?
Quote from: Atomic Lib Smasher on March 12, 2008, 10:04:21 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 12, 2008, 04:32:12 PMIm DIE! What the **** is "I'm die" mean? Kitteez talk for "omg!".But seriously, those who can ~ do, those who can't ~ write haiku.