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Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« on: October 10, 2012, 09:01:51 PM »
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We are now accepting new volunteers to serve on the MIR Team from October 2012 - January 2013
Volunteers who wish to help keep DU running smoothly should consider joining the Malicious Intruder Removal Team (MIR Team). The role of MIR Team members is simple: they are empowered to revoke the posting privileges of people who show up at DU with the intent to disrupt.

Members of the MIR Team are provided with tools to delete spam posted by people who have had their posting privileges revoked, but they are NOT responsible for removing community standards violations, locking threads, or dealing with violations of DU's Terms of Service wherever they may occur.

If you are a DU member with at least six months of membership, at least 1,000 posts, and proof of identity (ie. you are a Star member or current DU2 donor and made the donation in your own name) then you can apply to be a member of the MIR Team. (Please note that if your Transparency page is displayed, you are disqualified from serving on the MIR Team.)

How do I apply?

Simple: just post in this thread to let us know that you'd like to give it a try, and you could be selected by the Admins. There is no application form to fill out, and no confidentiality agreement to sign. MIR Team members do not have access to any privileged information about other DU members.

We plan to introduce the new MIR Team on Wednesday October 17.

For much more information about the MIR Team, click here!

Some of you know about this already. I recognize a few of you on the volunteer list.

I'm gonna give it a shot.

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6. Interested in serving.

Just say no.

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9. I would like to volunteer again if you would have me.

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Thank you. I know it'll be a wild couple months but I would love to do it again.

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Stinky The Clown (47,495 posts)
15. I would like to serve.

The tutu fairy thinks he's gonna get some mole meat for supper.

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16. I'm interested. Thanks...nt

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Sid

I nominated him for a top ten DOTY in 2011. He's had a quiet year.

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23. K&R - but I'll defer from serving until after the election.

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Hit me up next time, though!

She must have cramps.





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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2012, 09:05:13 PM »
So.....

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Members of the MIR Team are provided with tools to delete spam posted by people who have had their posting privileges revoked, but they are NOT responsible for removing community standards violations, locking threads, or dealing with violations of DU's Terms of Service wherever they may occur.

They can delete spam, nothing more than that.

Geezuz, as a lowly moderator here, franksolich, and all the moderators, has more power than that.

Much more.

Whoopee.

They can delete spam.

Whoop-doop-de-do.
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2012, 09:12:04 PM »
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We are now accepting new volunteers to serve on the MIR Team from October 2012 - January 2013
Volunteers who wish to help keep DU running smoothly should consider joining the Malicious Intruder Removal Team (MIR Team). The role of MIR Team members is simple: they are empowered to revoke the posting privileges of people who show up at DU with the intent to disrupt.

Members of the MIR Team are provided with tools to delete spam posted by people who have had their posting privileges revoked, but they are NOT responsible for removing community standards violations, locking threads, or dealing with violations of DU's Terms of Service wherever they may occur.

If you are a DU member with at least six months of membership, at least 1,000 posts, and proof of identity (ie. you are a Star member or current DU2 donor and made the donation in your own name) then you can apply to be a member of the MIR Team. (Please note that if your Transparency page is displayed, you are disqualified from serving on the MIR Team.)

How do I apply?

Simple: just post in this thread to let us know that you'd like to give it a try, and you could be selected by the Admins. There is no application form to fill out, and no confidentiality agreement to sign. MIR Team members do not have access to any privileged information about other DU members.

We plan to introduce the new MIR Team on Wednesday October 17.

For much more information about the MIR Team, click here!

Mole trap.
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2012, 09:14:23 PM »
Quote from: Carl on October 10, 2012, 09:12:04 PM
Mole trap.

It hasn't worked yet. Or, so I have heard....
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2012, 10:08:51 PM »
The problem with being on the MIRT is that they can only screw with the low post count noobs. That's where you find all the newly minted moles and trolls that you'd want to leave alone anyway. MIRT can't touch the long-term, dedicated moonbats. That takes the fun out of it.
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2012, 03:04:50 AM »
Quote from: dandi on October 10, 2012, 10:08:51 PM
The problem with being on the MIRT is that they can only screw with the low post count noobs. That's where you find all the newly minted moles and trolls that you'd want to leave alone anyway. MIRT can't touch the long-term, dedicated moonbats. That takes the fun out of it.

Uh huh.

Too bad for the primitives.  Foiled again.
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2012, 05:05:52 AM »
Quote from: dandi on October 10, 2012, 10:08:51 PM
The problem with being on the MIRT is that they can only screw with the low post count noobs. That's where you find all the newly minted moles and trolls that you'd want to leave alone anyway. MIRT can't touch the long-term, dedicated moonbats. That takes the fun out of it.

Just think of the cred you'd get for burning some easily replaceable moles. The HDIC wouldn't look at the particulars, just the body count.
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2012, 07:49:05 AM »
They are going to sell more pizzas than Domino's on Nov 6th.
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2012, 07:53:13 AM »
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Is that why Obama is not transparent?
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2012, 12:07:48 PM »
I have three in so far.

Not to mention the ones already members of SMERSH... I mean, MiRT
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Re: Attn Moles: Submit your application for thr next quarter MIRT squad
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2012, 03:13:02 PM »
Quote from: miskie on October 10, 2012, 09:14:23 PM
It hasn't worked yet. Or, so I have heard....

I have no idea what they're talkin' about! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

They'll never catch me!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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