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Offline RobJohnson

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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #75 on: August 22, 2012, 12:54:17 PM »
Do we have any female moles that wish to verify FrodosPet's OP?  :lmao:  Maybe a "meet up?"
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #76 on: August 22, 2012, 12:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 07:30:14 PM
Anyone want to corroborate that statement?

Tom Green seems happy!  :-)
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #77 on: August 22, 2012, 02:11:15 PM »
I hate when this happens. I don't know why it didn't hit me yesterday when I saw this thread...I'm trying to remember the words to the song, "Short people......" :-)
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #78 on: August 22, 2012, 02:13:24 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 22, 2012, 02:11:15 PM
I hate when this happens. I don't know why it didn't hit me yesterday when I saw this thread...I'm trying to remember the words to the song, "Short people......" :-)
That song was about short selling securities traders.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #79 on: August 22, 2012, 03:13:57 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 22, 2012, 05:28:07 AM
Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
Of course we both own large (lifted and set up for rocks) SUV's and plenty of guns.

Of course one wonders how well hung the average primitive female is compared to what passes for a male over there.

 :???: :???: :???:

Two words probably would be appropriate:

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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #80 on: August 22, 2012, 06:06:32 PM »
The bride said "The organ he promised turned out to be a harmonica"
The groom said "I was expecting a chapel but ended up in a cathederal."

And now for our story of a childhood deformity ... An old empty barn had a basket ball rim installed in the middle of the floor that was used by the local hooligans. 

As luck would have it the net wrapped around the rim and repeated attempts to get it undone with the ball proved fruitless so one lad shinnied up to knock it out.  He was sort of free fall down the upright beam when he hit an up turned nail.  Talk about a shiver me timbers moment. 


 
 
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2012, 06:51:34 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 22, 2012, 02:11:15 PM
I hate when this happens. I don't know why it didn't hit me yesterday when I saw this thread...I'm trying to remember the words to the song, "Short people......" :-)
I hate that song!!!I hate what it represents and I hate the artist that wrote it!!! Seriously I do!!!
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #82 on: August 22, 2012, 07:19:39 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on August 21, 2012, 01:22:27 PM
Would you really want to?   :yack: :yack: :yack:

I don't think the mental anguish would be worth it.

But then you, much like the starship Enterprise, would be going where no man has gone before. :-)
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #83 on: August 22, 2012, 09:28:58 PM »
I thought this would go nicely with this thread
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #84 on: August 22, 2012, 10:23:50 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 22, 2012, 12:54:17 PM
Do we have any female moles that wish to verify FrodosPet's OP?  :lmao:  Maybe a "meet up?"

I'd do it... but for money... and extra guns.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #85 on: August 22, 2012, 10:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 22, 2012, 10:23:50 PM
I'd do it... but for money... and extra guns.


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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #86 on: August 22, 2012, 10:28:37 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 22, 2012, 10:23:50 PM
I'd do it... but for money... and extra guns.

Bring tissues.  He's probably runny.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2012, 10:52:08 PM »
Quote from: Undies on August 22, 2012, 10:28:37 PM
Bring tissues.  He's probably runny.
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oh boy......     :rofl:
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