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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2012, 06:52:05 PM »
Ok i want pics sent to my pm asap!   :panic:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2012, 06:59:53 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 06:52:05 PM
Ok i want pics sent to my pm asap!   :panic:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2012, 07:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 06:35:48 PM


Love is a long and slender thing.
How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2012, 07:01:30 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:00:54 PM
How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:
Were you planning on counting them? :rofl:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2012, 07:08:33 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 21, 2012, 07:01:30 PM
Were you planning on counting them? :rofl:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2012, 07:09:45 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:00:54 PM
How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:

I guess that is why he is the "sad alien"!
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2012, 07:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 07:09:45 PM
I guess that is why he is the "sad alien"!
I didn't see that part???
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2012, 07:17:25 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:13:41 PM
I didn't see that part???
Are you sure those new glasses are working? :thatsright:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2012, 07:20:14 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:13:41 PM
I didn't see that part???

The bottom left corner of the picture says "Sad Alien". I think having a long and slender "thing", four fingers, three toes, and 1.5 balls would make any alien sad!

 :-)
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2012, 07:27:20 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 07:20:14 PM
The bottom left corner of the picture says "Sad Alien". I think having a long and slender "thing", four fingers, three toes, and 1.5 balls would make any alien sad!

 :-)
Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #60 on: August 21, 2012, 07:30:14 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:27:20 PM
Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p

Anyone want to corroborate that statement?
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« Reply #61 on: August 21, 2012, 07:38:01 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:27:20 PM
Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p

You said it.

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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2012, 07:44:43 PM »
Eunuchs must be very sad indeed!!!
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2012, 08:09:13 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:44:43 PM
Eunuchs must be very sad indeed!!!

I would imagine so.



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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #64 on: August 21, 2012, 08:09:23 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 07:20:14 PM
The bottom left corner of the picture says "Sad Alien". I think having a long and slender "thing", four fingers, three toes, and 1.5 balls would make any alien sad!

 :-)

Except on his planet, as a general rule,  they only have three fingers and 1.2 balls.  

In the land of the three fingered alien, the four fingered (and 1.5 balled) alien is king.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #65 on: August 21, 2012, 08:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 02:09:06 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  EWWWWWWWWWWWWW    :rant: :rant: :rant:

I really have never cared for guys with little one's.  Just a fact, carry on.   :shucks:

Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   :naughty:

When in doubt, whip it out. :tongue:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2012, 09:56:23 PM »
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #67 on: August 21, 2012, 10:11:19 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 06:31:34 PM

:picsneeded:    :naughty:

You asked for it.



franksolich's nose

I can't however find a picture of my hand and wrist.

Sorry.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #68 on: August 21, 2012, 10:13:14 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 02:09:06 PM
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.
By that logic, apparently WillyJeff Clinton broke his wrist as a child, and it was allowed to heal at a right angle.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #69 on: August 21, 2012, 10:22:49 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 21, 2012, 05:25:30 PM
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.

The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long.

I've also heard that the size of a man's nose tells.

franksolich owns a larger-than-average nose, but not grotesquely so; no need for a nose job.

The nose knows!


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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2012, 10:54:27 PM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :rotf:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2012, 11:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2012, 05:48:01 PM
Admitting you have a small penis on DU is one thing I was not expecting to see today....

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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #72 on: August 22, 2012, 05:28:07 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 21, 2012, 03:58:18 PM
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.   

These guys with long dongs are a mess.    They  figure the BIG event is all that is needed.

Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.

A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted.   Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.     

As an independent researcher [ Nads style]   I have found that  men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.


Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
Of course we both own large (lifted and set up for rocks) SUV's and plenty of guns.

Of course one wonders how well hung the average primitive female is compared to what passes for a male over there.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #73 on: August 22, 2012, 06:29:03 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 22, 2012, 05:28:07 AM
Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
Of course we both own large (lifted and set up for rocks) SUV's and plenty of guns.

Of course one wonders how well hung the average primitive female is compared to what passes for a male over there.

 :hammer:  horrible visual
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #74 on: August 22, 2012, 07:38:10 AM »
Two words for a DU wonan's nether regions:

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