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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2012, 04:00:23 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 21, 2012, 03:58:18 PM
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.  

These guys with long dongs are a mess.    They  figure the BIG event is all that is needed.

Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.

A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted.   Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.    

As an independent researcher [ Nads style]   I have found that  men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.



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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2012, 04:08:00 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 01:47:31 PM
They were able to get an annulment because the marriage wasn't consummated, and he and his family should've been honest in letting her know he had a deformity resulting in a nub.


Bummer, so I guess he has to "nub" one out?




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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2012, 04:54:07 PM »
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Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   

Great now I will be checking all the guys' hands out!!! :lmao:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2012, 04:58:09 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 21, 2012, 01:46:15 PM
oh my.




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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2012, 05:09:57 PM »
Sp Frodos hand turned him down and he's on DU bitching about it?
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2012, 05:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 02:09:06 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  EWWWWWWWWWWWWW    :rant: :rant: :rant:

I really have never cared for guys with little one's.  Just a fact, carry on.   :shucks:

Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   :naughty:

It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2012, 05:23:55 PM »
Quote from: jukin on August 21, 2012, 05:21:46 PM
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.


Good thing that's not Mr. Tuna Can.   :tongue:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2012, 05:25:30 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 02:09:06 PM
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.

Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.

The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long.

I've also heard that the size of a man's nose tells.

franksolich owns a larger-than-average nose, but not grotesquely so; no need for a nose job.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2012, 05:26:30 PM »
Quote from: jukin on August 21, 2012, 05:21:46 PM
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.


Are you sure it's not because it's white with red marks on it?
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2012, 05:48:01 PM »
Admitting you have a small penis on DU is one thing I was not expecting to see today....
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2012, 05:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2012, 05:48:01 PM
Admitting you have a small penis on DU is one thing I was not expecting to see today....
It's the only time you'll see the truth on that website.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2012, 05:59:42 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 21, 2012, 05:25:30 PM
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.

The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long...

Yeah, but Gina mostly dates midgets and they have those tiny hands.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2012, 06:00:50 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 21, 2012, 03:58:18 PM
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.   

These guys with long dongs are a mess.    They  figure the BIG event is all that is needed.

Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.

A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted.   Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.     

As an independent researcher [ Nads style]   I have found that  men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.



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Long dong.

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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2012, 06:04:52 PM »
Quote from: jukin on August 21, 2012, 05:21:46 PM
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.


 :-) :-)

Gotta H5 that one!
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2012, 06:10:10 PM »
Quote from: Undies on August 21, 2012, 01:45:47 PM
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2012, 06:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2012, 06:00:50 PM
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Long dong.

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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2012, 06:15:59 PM »
Because you're recycleable?
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2012, 06:29:12 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2012, 06:00:50 PM
Long dong.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2012, 06:31:34 PM »
 
Quote from: franksolich on August 21, 2012, 05:25:30 PM
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.

The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long.

I've also heard that the size of a man's nose tells.

franksolich owns a larger-than-average nose, but not grotesquely so; no need for a nose job.

:picsneeded:    :naughty:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2012, 06:35:48 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 06:31:34 PM

:picsneeded:    :naughty:



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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2012, 06:40:45 PM »
Mine is bigger than a porn star's.

Well at least the female ones.  :-)
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2012, 06:44:46 PM »
How is this not in the short bus?  :rotf:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2012, 06:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2012, 06:44:46 PM
How is this not in the short bus?  :rotf:

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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2012, 06:47:41 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 21, 2012, 05:23:55 PM
Good thing that's not Mr. Tuna Can.   :tongue:

Actually they did until the third grade.
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