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Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« on: August 21, 2012, 09:20:23 AM »
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Men with small penises - what should be done about them?
One of the most common themes about what is wrong with the world revolves around the fact that men with undersized penises are compensating by doing bad things such as owning guns and SUVs and becoming rich, while their better endowed brethren are content with their lives and don't need monetary wealth, power, or privilege.

With that in mind, I am curious as to what people think should happen to men who are carrying less than a 6 inch penis. Euthanasia? Prison? Banishment to a deserted island? Mandatory psychological therapy?

As a member of the "Big heart small junk" club, I would really like to know what people would have me do. As it is, I have quit flirting or seeking romantic relationships since it can be humiliating (bright side being more time for reading and posting on DU). I don't own a gun, muscle car, or an SUV, and 75% of working Americans make more money than I do. But I would really like to know more about what should happen to me and others like me.

HUMMM!!

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So many threads point the finger (usually the middle one) at men with small stuff being the bad guys.

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6. Maybe the women you're dating just have really big vagina's?

I told that to a DUmmy in one post and got put on iggy.

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49. Over the last 40 years if I've learned anything its that penis size is utterly immaterial in a man

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yet our culture remains obsessed. What a stupid fixation.

Rowdy has a fag flag( just coined  O-) ) as an avatar. He like em on the small side. His butt doesn't get the wear and tear.

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40. Larger-than-average penises aren't the best, either.

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I'm too big for my girlfriend. Whenever I enter her, it hurts her and she's in pain. She avoids sex because she doesn't like it.

A newb posting about a hetro encounter. He's soon to be served pizza.

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For instance there are women who are super sensitive or small, Asian women for example, some women are fragile in there.
They might dread someone too large. The problem is how can compatible people meet. Posting this, if it's sincere and it
seems to be, is a first step. That says it can be seen rationally as an issue, and solutions are being considered if not necessarily
being sought. Everything is relative, certainly so in the realm of measurement.

Cherry Blossom.

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52. Such men should never be trusted around small animals. n/t

Why?

If the Marxist get their way with same sex marriages, isn't legalized bestiality next on their agenda?

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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 10:17:04 AM »
Another DUmp  :loser: proud of his miserable life.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 10:35:34 AM »
Here you go...everything you would ever want to know about penis size. :popcorn:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 10:41:05 AM »
FrodosPet...I hear Frodo is looking for a larger pet.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 10:48:14 AM »
Small penises are a blessing, especially if you are ever caught out in a severe storm that produces penis-size hail.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 10:59:21 AM »
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 11:07:36 AM »
Quote from: Bondai on August 21, 2012, 10:35:34 AM
Here you go...everything you would ever want to know about penis size. :popcorn:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

...and James Brown sings, "I feel good...daadaadaadaada.....like I knew I would now...daadaadaadaada.....so good......so good...." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 11:10:49 AM »
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Might as well take this thread to the short bus and post a picture of "The Texas Bowhunter"..... :-)
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 11:30:52 AM »
WOW.

I doubt most elephants could not find the g spot on any woman that is a member of DU.

FrodosPet need not worry!  :lmao:
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2012, 01:19:26 PM »
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Men with small penises - what should be done about them?
One of the most common themes about what is wrong with the world revolves around the fact that men with undersized penises are compensating by doing bad things such as owning guns and SUVs and becoming rich, while their better endowed brethren are content with their lives and don't need monetary wealth, power, or privilege.

With that in mind, I am curious as to what people think should happen to men who are carrying less than a 6 inch penis. Euthanasia? Prison? Banishment to a deserted island? Mandatory psychological therapy?

As a member of the "Big heart small junk" club, I would really like to know what people would have me do. As it is, I have quit flirting or seeking romantic relationships since it can be humiliating (bright side being more time for reading and posting on DU). I don't own a gun, muscle car, or an SUV, and 75% of working Americans make more money than I do.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

A dead give away, even without his disclosure.  If you ever wonder why (D)Ullards and Liberals of all types have such an over-passionate, irrational love for all things black.  This is it.  The completely fallacious notion of penis size according to race.   Ask a black guy (D)Ullards, or perhaps that would just ruin your Afrocrush.  


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But I would really like to know more about what should happen to me and others like me

You don't want my solution, sweet pea.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2012, 01:22:27 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 21, 2012, 11:30:52 AM
find the g spot on any woman that is a member of DU.


Would you really want to?   :yack: :yack: :yack:

I don't think the mental anguish would be worth it.
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Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
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Get out there, right up front, and tell all the women. I'll stand in the back with a big......................smile.
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2012, 01:39:39 PM »
A woman told me this story many years ago. A friend of hers was getting married and she was a virgin, the groom's family was so happy he was getting married, come their wedding night the guy only had a nub, he had some type of deformity, he couldn't do anything with it, he and the family should've been honest with the girl, they ended up getting an annulment because they obviously couldn't consummate the marriage, she found another guy and they got engaged, but this time she mad sure everything was OK before they got married.
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2012, 01:44:27 PM »
My husband is a typical male, not the least bit feminine, we own a truck, he tends to vote Republican, and I assure you he doesn't have to compensate for a damn thing, he's well above average, believe me.
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2012, 01:45:47 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 01:39:39 PM
A woman told me this story many years ago. A friend of hers was getting married and she was a virgin, the groom's family was so happy he was getting married, come their wedding night the guy only had a nub, he had some type of deformity, he couldn't do anything with it, he and the family should've been honest with the girl, they ended up getting an annulment because they obviously couldn't consummate the marriage, she found another guy and they got engaged, but this time she mad sure everything was OK before they got married.

So her vows meant NOTHING?  :o
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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2012, 01:46:15 PM »
oh my.


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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2012, 01:47:31 PM »
Quote from: Undies on August 21, 2012, 01:45:47 PM
So her vows meant NOTHING?  :o

They were able to get an annulment because the marriage wasn't consummated, and he and his family should've been honest in letting her know he had a deformity resulting in a nub.
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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2012, 01:55:32 PM »
Poor guy.
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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2012, 02:05:49 PM »
This really drunk guy was about to do a woman from the DUmp after her annual June shower and dethatching. He looked down and said "That's a big *****, big *****." The DUchette says "You didn't have to say it twice." The guy says "I didn't."
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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2012, 02:08:21 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 01:47:31 PM
They were able to get an annulment because the marriage wasn't consummated, and he and his family should've been honest in letting her know he had a deformity resulting in a nub.

Nubs need love too.

She probably wore falsies anyway.  :p
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« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2012, 02:09:06 PM »
Quote from: jukin on August 21, 2012, 02:05:49 PM
This really drunk guy was about to do a woman from the DUmp after her annual June shower and dethatching. He looked down and said "That's a big *****, big *****." The DUchette says "You didn't have to say it twice." The guy says "I didn't."

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  EWWWWWWWWWWWWW    :rant: :rant: :rant:

I really have never cared for guys with little one's.  Just a fact, carry on.   :shucks:

Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   :naughty:
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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2012, 03:08:54 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 02:09:06 PM
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   :naughty:

The rumor that you can tell by a man's shoe size is false LOL.
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2012, 03:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
The rumor that you can tell by a man's shoe size is false LOL.

Of course!   Mythbusters got that one right!
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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2012, 03:48:17 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
The rumor that you can tell by a man's shoe size is false LOL.

Of course it is, otherwise I'd have to be wearing clown shoes.
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« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2012, 03:58:18 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 21, 2012, 03:19:23 PM
Of course!   Mythbusters got that one right!

OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.  

These guys with long dongs are a mess.    They  figure the BIG event is all that is needed.

Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.

A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted.   Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.    

As an independent researcher [ Nads style]   I have found that  men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.

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