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Title: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Freeper on February 23, 2012, 05:34:02 PM
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mick063
 
All progressives move out of the South.

Let the Fox News junkies have what their kind wanted 150 years ago.

Their own country.

No doubt they would secede again under such circumstance.

Let's sit back and watch them collectively devolve into 1750 Puritasim. Perhaps serfdom is truly desireable for those that can't lead themsleves. Perhaps they may even be easliy entertained by stoning a witch or two.

There is no compromise possible with such extremists.

Let them destroy their own parcel of the earth.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002344223

I am sure I am not the only one who will volunteer to help you morons pack.

Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Carl on February 23, 2012, 05:41:28 PM
Would open up new housing for those of us sane in the north that want to escape. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: miskie on February 23, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Its always a good sign for sane and rational people when the 'progressives' start demanding the division of the United States.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: jukin on February 23, 2012, 06:05:12 PM
IF we went red state blue state the blue state union would be kaput within 2 years. They would not be able to borrow money and would be paying ten times the amount for food and energy the red states would. I would love to see this social experiment in action. In short the blue state union would be Detroit on steroids. Countries in Africa would be looking good to the Liberals trapped in the blue state hell. One thing, none of them get to immigrate to red state paradise.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 23, 2012, 06:11:56 PM
IF we went red state blue state the blue state union would be kaput within 2 years. They would not be able to borrow money and would be paying ten times the amount for food and energy the red states would. I would love to see this social experiment in action. In short the blue state union would be Detroit on steroids. Countries in Africa would be looking good to the Liberals trapped in the blue state hell. One thing, none of them get to immigrate to red state paradise.

DAMNED RIGHT!!!!    :cheersmate:

And if you weren't born here, you don't vote here!!!!  NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Ogre on February 23, 2012, 06:20:16 PM
Can we set the line as anything south of the Canadian border?

Naw, that would be a rotten thing to do our neighbor to the north.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: miskie on February 23, 2012, 06:22:13 PM
Can we set the line as anything south of the Canadian border?

Naw, that would be a rotten thing to do our neighbor to the north.

Just send all of Canada's and America's primitives to Quebec, then 'emancipate' it. Done & done.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 23, 2012, 07:39:20 PM
I'm all for this, being a charter member of SCARY.

Southern
Citizens
Advocating
Relocating
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Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Splashdown on February 23, 2012, 09:20:25 PM
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Let's sit back and watch them collectively devolve into 1750 Puritasim. Perhaps serfdom is truly desireable for those that can't lead themsleves. Perhaps they may even be easliy entertained by stoning a witch or two.



Idiot.

Puritanism was long, long dead by 1750. And it was a New England phenomenon. And no "witches" were stoned in America they were hanged. Giles Corey was "pressed" because he refused to enter a plea.

Now I know the point the DUmmie is trying to make--badly--but at least have some concept of history. Even a little would be nice...
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: AprilRazz on February 23, 2012, 09:26:29 PM



Idiot.

Puritanism was long, long dead by 1750. And it was a New England phenomenon. And no "witches" were stoned in America they were hanged. Giles Corey was "pressed" because he refused to enter a plea.

Now I know the point the DUmmie is trying to make--badly--but at least have some concept of history. Even a little would be nice...
All that Puritanism and witch hysteria stuff happened up north anyway. Jamestown was founded by capitalists. :-)

And as my Granddaddy used to say 'Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya"
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Skul on February 23, 2012, 10:19:45 PM
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mick063
 
All progressives move out of the South.
>snip<
Ya, I can live with that.
Ten percent drop in population might not be a bad thing.

Let's bump the bar.
All liberals move out of the south.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Skul on February 23, 2012, 11:09:04 PM
Sorry for the double down.
Just saw this one.
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Response to trof (Original post)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 08:21 PM
chieftain (2,714 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. I did.
I used to live in South Carolina. When the confederate flag issue arose, people used to stand outside the computer software campus at which I worked holding signs telling us Yankees to get the hell out of their state. The hatred was palpable and wide spread. There were a lot of wonderful people in the state but the racism and sectional resentment are just below the surface for too many folks. And it takes very little for it to bubble to the surface.
Listen up, little pokeyerhindness.
It's not racism at all.
It's about whiney little pearl clutching liberals wanting to force their skittle-crapping unicorns on honest hard working people.
Nothing more.
Cat, noodle, mallet, some assembly required.

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Thu Feb 23, 2012, 09:34 PM
 Odin2005 (41,420 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

24. This Yankee will never live there, thank God!
We do, young lad, we do.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
OMG! PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!    :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 23, 2012, 11:19:36 PM
BTW you DUmbasses, "Serfdom" is what I see happening in California. In the south? Nope, we're pretty much individualists down here. Matter of fact, you talk shit about our individualism on a daily basis. ...so please, do this. For the love of GOD do this. Later, proles. Systematic servitude is the product of progressivism.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: dandi on February 23, 2012, 11:33:51 PM
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Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 24, 2012, 02:05:51 AM
Just make sure we send 'em to the east or west coast and keep them the hell outa middle America, too! Idaho would fit nicely right alongside Georgia or Kentucky!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: franksolich on February 24, 2012, 02:14:17 AM
Just make sure we send 'em to the east or west coast and keep them the hell outa middle America, too! Idaho would fit nicely right alongside Georgia or Kentucky!

I'm rather concerned with the influx of primitives into Nebraska.

They come here for the clean air, the open spaces, the low taxes, the low crime, the high literacy and social tolerance of diversity, but as they bring their voting habits from their old homes with them, it's just a matter of time before they despoil this place too.

Our home-grown primitives such as the big guy in Omaha, we can deal with.

But I'd like to kick those such as TwilightGardener and OmahaBlueDog back into the blue states and blue cities where they belong.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Skul on February 24, 2012, 02:33:43 AM
Why is it?
When the DUmpmonkeys escape, what they think is bad, they instantly try to impliment the bad?
Their method of governence has already failed, and they insist on imposing the crap on us.
I see failed ideas day to day, and they still tote them as the answer to mankind.
I stop now. DUmpmonkeys piss me off.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 24, 2012, 03:00:36 AM
I'm rather concerned with the influx of primitives into Nebraska.

They come here for the clean air, the open spaces, the low taxes, the low crime, the high literacy and social tolerance of diversity, but as they bring their voting habits from their old homes with them, it's just a matter of time before they despoil this place too.

Our home-grown primitives such as the big guy in Omaha, we can deal with.

But I'd like to kick those such as TwilightGardener and OmahaBlueDog back into the blue states and blue cities where they belong.

We're gettin' our fair share up here too, franc, but it appears after they hang around a while, they either turn into PaulBots, or start leanin' conservative. If they don't, they don't last long.

Not sure which is worse, a PaulBot or a stinkin' lib! Both are obnoxious!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: whiffleball on February 24, 2012, 04:56:32 AM
My prayers would be answered in that case!  Will never happen, though.  They know they have it good here.  They can't complain about housing cots, taxes, crime like they used to so they'll just complain about the idiocy of the people born where THEY chose to live.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 24, 2012, 05:09:18 AM
My prayers would be answered in that case!  Will never happen, though.  They know they have it good here.  They can't complain about housing cots, taxes, crime like they used to so they'll just complain about the idiocy of the people born where THEY chose to live.

I know.  I overheard some liberal mumbling under his breath about the "ignorant, inbred, knuckledraggers" that inhabit the South.  (He also made a nasty comment about WV, where my wife is from.)

I told him if he didn't like it, get the hell out.  No guards on the border, no bars on the windows, just get the hell out.

He said he lives here, he don't have to leave.  I said then put up or shut the hell up.  You chose to live here.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: whiffleball on February 24, 2012, 05:56:20 AM
I know.  I overheard some liberal mumbling under his breath about the "ignorant, inbred, knuckledraggers" that inhabit the South.  (He also made a nasty comment about WV, where my wife is from.)

I told him if he didn't like it, get the hell out.  No guards on the border, no bars on the windows, just get the hell out.

He said he lives here, he don't have to leave.  I said then put up or shut the hell up.  You chose to live here.

Good for you!  I'm quite serious about that and hope you keep challenging their BS.  Why'd they relocate if they hate the people they live around?  Because it's a damn good way to live is why!

I gotta start using spell check: cots=cost
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: mamacags on February 24, 2012, 06:45:14 AM
There is NOTHING in the North that isn't done better in the South.  Maybe a ski vacation but I would rather water ski anyway.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: AprilRazz on February 24, 2012, 06:55:13 AM
There is NOTHING in the North that isn't done better in the South.  Maybe a ski vacation but I would rather water ski anyway.
You can snow ski right here in the Old Dominion. :-)
http://www.bryceresort.com/
http://www.massresort.com/
http://www.thehomestead.com/
http://www.wintergreenresort.com/
The Homestead is absolutely beautiful year round.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: BadCat on February 24, 2012, 07:08:32 AM
Bye y'all!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 24, 2012, 07:33:08 AM
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bluestate10

46. I would welcome southern progressives to my state if instate conservatives will move to the south.

Conservative idiots deserve one another. Let them rot in the hell that they create while smarter states move forward to bright futures.

How's California, Illinois, and the rest of those moonbat states with "bright futures" working out for you, DUmbass?
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Karin on February 24, 2012, 07:42:24 AM
Oh, but can I come down?   :bawl:  I'm as rock-ribbed as they come; I just don't have the accent.  I've learned how to use bacon grease in my cornbread and everything! 
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 24, 2012, 07:53:21 AM
Oh, but can I come down?   :bawl:  I'm as rock-ribbed as they come; I just don't have the accent.  I've learned how to use bacon grease in my cornbread and everything! 

Come on. You have to get used to our summers, but you won't freeze your ass off in the winter, save the occasional snow storm (which you guys up north would call October). Yesterday's attire after work consisted of flip flops, shorts, and a shirt. I hear you guys are about to get blasted with winter weather.  :-)
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: dixierose on February 24, 2012, 07:53:43 AM
Oh, but can I come down?   :bawl:  I'm as rock-ribbed as they come; I just don't have the accent.  I've learned how to use bacon grease in my cornbread and everything! 

Yeah...but do you like grits? ;)
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Doc Savage on February 24, 2012, 07:56:45 AM
What happens when ma and pa liberals have a kid that like to listen to Rush, Savage, Wilkow, like to play with guns, G.I. joes, throws the gender nutral dolls against the wall, and wants to join the military.  They going to force him to move to Texas?  

I know that if one of my kids was liberal, I would still be feeding him and clothing him, and not forcing him to move to his grandparents house in the Peoples Republic of Massachussetts.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: NHSparky on February 24, 2012, 08:02:06 AM
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Thu Feb 23, 2012, 08:21 PM
chieftain (2,714 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. I did.
I used to live in South Carolina. When the confederate flag issue arose, people used to stand outside the computer software campus at which I worked holding signs telling us Yankees to get the hell out of their state. The hatred was palpable and wide spread. There were a lot of wonderful people in the state but the racism and sectional resentment are just below the surface for too many folks. And it takes very little for it to bubble to the surface.


Yes, because we know that skittle-shitting unicorns would NEVER allow racism to exist north of the Mason-Dixon Line, you ****tard.

Except in Jones Beach.

And in Boston.

And Chicago.

And Los Angeles.

And DC.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: BEG on February 24, 2012, 08:11:37 AM
I left your failed state of CA and it seems a bunch of "your kind" moved here to Austin right along with me. Make them leave!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: IassaFTots on February 24, 2012, 08:22:11 AM
You can snow ski right here in the Old Dominion. :-)
http://www.bryceresort.com/
http://www.massresort.com/
http://www.thehomestead.com/
http://www.wintergreenresort.com/
The Homestead is absolutely beautiful year round.

I learned how to ski at Massanutten!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Aristotelian on February 24, 2012, 08:34:30 AM
There is NOTHING in the North that isn't done better in the South.

I was raised on 'The Dukes of Hazzard' as a youngster, so I'm not about to disagree with you.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: MrsSmith on February 24, 2012, 08:47:42 AM
Just make sure we send 'em to the east or west coast and keep them the hell outa middle America, too! Idaho would fit nicely right alongside Georgia or Kentucky!
I second that!!  Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, the Dakotas...keep them out!!  Let us keep our snow (and go without grits, please!!)!!!  Flyover Jesusland is a GREAT idea.  The coasts can have all the libs.  (I just want a little warning, so my kid and I can go see the Redwoods before it's too late.)  :rofl:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 24, 2012, 09:18:38 AM
I second that!!  Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, the Dakotas...keep them out!!  Let us keep our snow (and go without grits, please!!)!!!  Flyover Jesusland is a GREAT idea.  The coasts can have all the libs.  (I just want a little warning, so my kid and I can go see the Redwoods before it's too late.)  :rofl:

Keep 'em within 20 miles of the coasts, too.  That should spare the Adirondacks.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: njpines on February 24, 2012, 09:29:59 AM
I'll gladly swap locales with any primitive wanting to leave coastal North or South Carolina, or Georgia!!  In a damn second, I would! Love those places and love the people I've met!

Come on up, DUmmies . . . you'll love Jersey! Between the teachers' union and all the public sector unions here, you'll be in commie heaven!  :yahoo:  I'll even help you pack!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: wasp69 on February 24, 2012, 09:44:41 AM
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mick063
 
All progressives move out of the South.

Let me add to the growing chorus:  Get out!

New Englanders, take your friggin' parents out of Florida, too.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: jukin on February 24, 2012, 09:49:33 AM
How's California, Illinois, and the rest of those moonbat states with "bright futures" working out for you, DUmbass?

It is the usual reasons, not their fault and because of conservatives.

Why did the USSR fail? Not their policies, it was a mean USA.
Why does Cuba fail? Not their policies, it was a mean USA.
Why does North Korea fail? Not their policies, it was a mean USA.
Why does Venezuela fail? Not their policies, it was a mean USA.

Also, they just have not found the magical person to make totalitarian progressivism/socialism/fascism/communism work.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: movie buff on February 24, 2012, 10:11:23 AM
Notice how it's always the left that is the one calling for the country to be split up. They might say something along the lines of "We know all you Southern redneck conservatives want to secede," but then they never back it up with proof of any kind. Instead, the liberals are the ones who keep suggesting splitting up the coutnries because they cannot tolerate the idea of living in the same country with people who dare to disagree with them on any subject.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: AprilRazz on February 24, 2012, 12:12:47 PM
Now there will be room in the south for some of you non-moonbat yankees.
If you embrace how we live down here and love it.
If you don't try to turn it into the cesspool you left.
If you have the attitude of "I wasn't born in the south but I got here as fast as I could"
In other words you can be a yankee but not a damned yankee.
You can stay and we will be glad to have you.

DH left Connecticut and has never looked back. He may talk with that funny northern accent but he is a southern boy at heart and he loves it down here. :-)
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 24, 2012, 12:17:39 PM
There are a lot of yankee transplants here in the CSRA. Many, if not most, were military at some point in time (retired or veteran). Most of the ones I know are conservative as hell and fit in well down here. There are country folk in the north. Look at any hunting message board. You'll see people from every state, including Michigan, NY, etc., who are avid hunters and outdoorsmen. Sometimes we tend to generalize the north with their liberal cities. I know the NW Pacific area is crazy left, but you have people like Delilah that could school tons of women, and men, down here on farming, etc. Pennsylvania, between Pitt and Philly, is beautiful, although they do have to suffer through state politics.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Chris_ on February 24, 2012, 12:21:16 PM
Jack Murtha described Pennsylvania as "Pittsburgh and Philadelphia separated by southern Alabama".

Never been there, so I can't say one way or the other.

Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 24, 2012, 12:22:52 PM
Jack Murtha described Pennsylvania as "Pittsburgh and Philadelphia separated by southern Alabama".

Never been there, so I can't say one way or the other.



...and he can rot in hell. A good friend of mine lives on the side of a hill in the Perry Valley overlooking the Susquehanna River in Liverpool, Pa. It's absolutely beautiful. I've traveled to Ft. Indiantown Gap many times as well. Very nice. Hershey and Gettysburg are nice as well (Save the libtard "art majors" in Gettysburg).
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on February 24, 2012, 12:27:08 PM
There are a lot of yankee transplants here in the CSRA. Many, if not most, were military at some point in time (retired or veteran). Most of the ones I know are conservative as hell and fit in well down here. There are country folk in the north. Look at any hunting message board. You'll see people from every state, including Michigan, NY, etc., who are avid hunters and outdoorsmen. Sometimes we tend to generalize the north with their liberal cities. I know the NW Pacific area is crazy left, but you have people like Delilah that could school tons of women, and men, down here on farming, etc. Pennsylvania, between Pitt and Philly, is beautiful, although they do have to suffer through state politics.
Outside of Detroit and the southern part of the state if you get past "Detroit North" aka "Flint" It's all forest,lakes and farmland here in the Mitten! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 24, 2012, 01:16:31 PM
I know.  I overheard some liberal mumbling under his breath about the "ignorant, inbred, knuckledraggers" that inhabit the South.  (He also made a nasty comment about WV, where my wife is from.)

I told him if he didn't like it, get the hell out.  No guards on the border, no bars on the windows, just get the hell out.

He said he lives here, he don't have to leave.  I said then put up or shut the hell up.  You chose to live here.

Hey Bubba, "Toots" is from one of the "hollars" about 70 miles south of Charleston! I forget the name of the little spot in the road, I'll have to ask her when she gets home. Where's yours from?

edited to add:

I second that!!  Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, the Dakotas...keep them out!!  Let us keep our snow (and go without grits, please!!)!!!  Flyover Jesusland is a GREAT idea.  The coasts can have all the libs.  (I just want a little warning, so my kid and I can go see the Redwoods before it's too late.)  :rofl:

Hey now! Grits is a staple of us rednecks! How can you not eat them?

Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 24, 2012, 06:09:00 PM
Hey Bubba, "Toots" is from one of the "hollars" about 70 miles south of Charleston! I forget the name of the little spot in the road, I'll have to ask her when she gets home. Where's yours from?


McDowell County, West By GOD Virginia!!!

Bradshaw area, little bump in the road named Jolo.

Sounds like yours may be from Coal City/Sophia/Shady Springs area if she's from around Beckley, further south, you have Hinton/Flat Top/Camp Creek, to the southwest, Mullins, Welch, Gilbert, and Oceana
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 24, 2012, 06:10:38 PM

Hey now! Grits is a staple of us rednecks! How can you not eat them?



Gotta have me some grits!!!   :drool:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 24, 2012, 06:31:07 PM
I know.  I overheard some liberal mumbling under his breath about the "ignorant, inbred, knuckledraggers" that inhabit the South.  (He also made a nasty comment about WV, where my wife is from.)

I will say some of the finest ladies in the world are from southern WV, DD. They're really pretty and they ain't spoiled either. They just expect ya to act like a real man. You take care of them and they will take care of you.



Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 24, 2012, 06:49:23 PM
I think they should move to Mexico and help the drug cartels redistribute wealth.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 24, 2012, 07:00:07 PM
I think they should move to Mexico and help the drug cartels redistribute wealth.

I think they should try to redistribute the drug cartels' wealth!  (See how long ya live, DUmb****s! :fuelfire: )
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Splashdown on February 24, 2012, 07:33:31 PM
Sorry. I'm staying in PA and fighting. I'm not giving up scrapple, cheese steaks, or hoagies to you liberal bastards.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Tucker on February 24, 2012, 07:37:37 PM
I don't know why all y'all worried bout how the country will get divided. We declare war on the moonbats, enslaving them. Hell...we could beat them faster than Hitler took Poland.

We could have it all.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: seahorse513 on February 24, 2012, 07:47:41 PM
I feel left out!!! :bawl: :bawl: I have been dying to come below the Mason-Dixon line and check out some real men!! :naughty: :wink:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: IassaFTots on February 24, 2012, 07:51:44 PM
I don't know why all y'all worried bout how the country will get divided. We declare war on the moonbats, enslaving them. Hell...we could beat them faster than Hitler took Poland.

We could have it all.


Bwahaha!  For One Million Dollars!  Or less, more than likely.   :-)
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 24, 2012, 08:16:57 PM
I will say some of the finest ladies in the world are from southern WV, DD. They're really pretty and they ain't spoiled either. They just expect ya to act like a real man. You take care of them and they will take care of you.




That's where I got the current Mrs Diesel from.  McDowell County.  She's 100% lady, don't take any crap from anyone, and can dish it out with the best. 

If anything, she's spoiling ME!    :lmao:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 24, 2012, 10:00:45 PM
McDowell County, West By GOD Virginia!!!

Bradshaw area, little bump in the road named Jolo.

Sounds like yours may be from Coal City/Sophia/Shady Springs area if she's from around Beckley, further south, you have Hinton/Flat Top/Camp Creek, to the southwest, Mullins, Welch, Gilbert, and Oceana

Got the low down from "Toots". Anawalt is where the bar and general store is, Welch in McDowell county is the closest hospital, Leckie is the closest Post Office.

Sounds like they couldn't be too far off from each other. Let me know. Hell, maybe the families know each other!

(edited to add)

Ask her if she knows the Moore's, or the Cartwright's.

I feel left out!!! :bawl: :bawl: I have been dying to come below the Mason-Dixon line and check out some real men!! :naughty: :wink:

Hey, hey. hey! Is there sumpin' wrong with Mountain Men? Us'ns up here in the high rockies can hold our own against these "metrosexuals"! Don't leave us out!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 25, 2012, 04:36:41 AM
Sorry. I'm staying in PA and fighting. I'm not giving up scrapple, cheese steaks, or hoagies to you liberal bastards.

Yeah--I'm melting into the Adirondacks.  There's enough good hides up there that we can stay lost for a good long time.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 25, 2012, 04:46:47 AM
Got the low down from "Toots". Anawalt is where the bar and general store is, Welch in McDowell county is the closest hospital, Leckie is the closest Post Office.

Sounds like they couldn't be too far off from each other. Let me know. Hell, maybe the families know each other!

(edited to add)

Ask her if she knows the Moore's, or the Cartwright's.


Looks like she lived in Mercer County.  She was actually between me and Mrs. Diesel where grew up; I was just southeast of her in Virtinia, Mrs. was northwest.  We were all probably within 50 miles of each other (that's as the crow flies.  Driving it would be over 100)   :lmao:

Either way, Al, you got you a real good woman!  I KNOW I do!!   :II:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Tucker on February 25, 2012, 06:46:24 AM
Sorry. I'm staying in PA and fighting. I'm not giving up scrapple, cheese steaks, or hoagies to you liberal bastards.

I can honestly say that I've never had any of those things. I prefer sweet tea, beans and cornbread fried potato's and a big ole onion.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 25, 2012, 09:10:40 AM
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE you flyover country places.  We here on the coast of NC, SC, VA, GA will not amytime soon be givin up our places for any damn liberals.  We in NC have contained the yankees in two locations, Charlotte (People Republic of Mecklenburg) and Cary (Containment Area for Retired Yankees). 

Y'all that come here will always be yankees, those from NJ will always be Damn yankees.  It's written in the rules.  Grits are a staple and the hog rules the day.  Only good bbq in the south is in eastern NC, the rest is just mommicked road kill.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: mamacags on February 25, 2012, 09:34:26 AM
I can't believe Splashdown would fight for scrapple!  I would rather eat Alpo.  BARF! 
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Tucker on February 25, 2012, 09:36:22 AM
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE you flyover country places.  We here on the coast of NC, SC, VA, GA will not amytime soon be givin up our places for any damn liberals.  We in NC have contained the yankees in two locations, Charlotte (People Republic of Mecklenburg) and Cary (Containment Area for Retired Yankees). 

Y'all that come here will always be yankees, those from NJ will always be Damn yankees.  It's written in the rules.  Grits are a staple and the hog rules the day.  Only good bbq in the south is in eastern NC, the rest is just mommicked road kill.

The land of the half-back.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: cmypay on February 25, 2012, 09:47:15 AM
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE you flyover country places.  We here on the coast of NC, SC, VA, GA will not amytime soon be givin up our places for any damn liberals.  We in NC have contained the yankees in two locations, Charlotte (People Republic of Mecklenburg) and Cary (Containment Area for Retired Yankees). 

Y'all that come here will always be yankees, those from NJ will always be Damn yankees.  It's written in the rules.  Grits are a staple and the hog rules the day.  Only good bbq in the south is in eastern NC, the rest is just mommicked road kill.


Agreed! Not givin up KDH or the Cape to the Yanks. I think we should ONLY give them east coast NORTH of the Virginia.

I think you forgot to add into the containment areas of NC the city of Ashville, the so called "San Fran of the East"
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 25, 2012, 12:11:54 PM
Only good bbq in the south is in eastern NC, the rest is just mommicked road kill.


{cough.....bullshit....cough}
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Tucker on February 25, 2012, 12:33:52 PM
Only good bbq in the south is in eastern NC, the rest is just mommicked road kill.

Ya know, they cook up some ribs in TN too.

You may have heard of em.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 25, 2012, 01:46:00 PM

{cough.....bullshit....cough}

Bullshit.....cough.....bullshit
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 25, 2012, 01:46:48 PM
Ya know, they cook up some ribs in TN too.

You may have heard of em.

Ribs aren't bbq, they are part of bbq and usually done first and removed to get at the bbq
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: seahorse513 on February 25, 2012, 06:46:38 PM
Quote
Hey, hey. hey! Is there sumpin' wrong with Mountain Men? Us'ns up here in the high rockies can hold our own against these "metrosexuals"! Don't leave us out!
A mountain man sounds divine!!! Stackin logs, fishing in crystal waters, hiking!!! Wildlife abundance!!  Sounds like God's country!! Would love that!!
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 25, 2012, 07:04:04 PM
Hey now! Grits is a staple of us rednecks! How can you not eat them?


I hate grits. Dunno what's in them, but I hate 'em and I'm too lazy to look it up.

True story. Years ago, I got sent down to NC, Charlotte I think it was. Pretty big city. Anyway, I had to stay overnight. I get up the next morning and go to the fast food place across from the hotel to get some breakfast. I think it was Hardees or maybe McD's. I ordered their biggest breakfast platter and they put it in a clamshell. I go to the table, open it up, and right in the center is what looked to me like puke, all over the other stuff.

Well I took it back up to the counter, asked to speak to the manager, he came up and I said someone puked in my food and I wanted a new platter. He opened it up, laughed, and said it was grits. I said what? He said grits! Asked where I was from. Anyway he said to try it and if I didn't like it, he would make me a new platter. Well I had never had grits so I tried it. Tasted like what it looked like. He saw me coming back up to the counter and shook his head. Anyway he made me a new platter minus the grits, I thanked him, and I went on my way.

3 years later I get sent down there to train some managers on some new health regs that was coming out in that area. So I am standing up explaining this stuff, and lo and behold, at the question and answer part of it, this guy stands up and asks if I still hated grits.

It was the same guy. Of course I didn't remember him, but he remembered me and the rest of the managers at the class laughed their ass of when he told the story. From that day forward whenever I would go down there to train them they always brought me a thing of grits with a little placard on it that said: "Grits made especially for Perky" .

Anyway I got to know them pretty well and I started bringing them a couple of quarts of Granddad's 'shine labeled "Grits killer" whenever I was down there.  My training session down there always had 100 percent attendance.  :cheersmate:



Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: MrsSmith on February 25, 2012, 09:14:48 PM
I hate grits. Dunno what's in them, but I hate 'em and I'm too lazy to look it up.

True story. Years ago, I got sent down to NC, Charlotte I think it was. Pretty big city. Anyway, I had to stay overnight. I get up the next morning and go to the fast food place across from the hotel to get some breakfast. I think it was Hardees or maybe McD's. I ordered their biggest breakfast platter and they put it in a clamshell. I go to the table, open it up, and right in the center is what looked to me like puke, all over the other stuff.

...

 :rofl:  My son did Basic in Georgia, and I hauled the rest of the kids down to pick him up afterward.  Our first breakfast "down south" included grits in every meal.  All my kids looked at that stuff with great doubt.  A couple of them tried a bite, but that was IT.  :puke:  After that, I had to specially request "No Grits" with every meal.  Guess we were "damn yankees" alright!!   :rofl:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 25, 2012, 09:57:59 PM
Ribs aren't bbq, they are part of bbq and usually done first and removed to get at the bbq

People, don't listen to this North Kackalakian, their BBQ sucks. Matter of fact, no one in GA, NC, or SC knows what BBQ is. Stick with St. Louis, Memphis Pit, KC, or Texas BBQ. This shit on the East Coast SUCKS!!!

Sorry, CH, if I were an "experimental" man, which I guess I have been, I've tasted all of'em. This stuff over here sucks, and I have had NC BBQ as well. Bitchslap me all you want, you little bitch, and I'll be not caring like a little bitch. Memphis Pit is bitchin' :stirpot:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: USA4ME on February 25, 2012, 10:11:54 PM
Only good bbq in the south is in eastern NC, the rest is just mommicked road kill.

As someone who lives in the Western part of NC, permit me to make this observation.

You're talking about that vinegar based crap, aren't you?  Vomit.

The only thing worse is that mustard based crap they have in SC.

.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: NHSparky on February 26, 2012, 07:16:04 AM
Vine-gah???  In MY BBQ?

You suh, have insulted meh.  Prepah foah wah!!!

And yeah, despite the seemingly dense libtard/Boston commuter population in P-town north, Dover, and Durham, there's still enough people with a head screwed on their shoulders that I'm not leaving anytime soon.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 26, 2012, 07:48:51 AM
I can't believe Splashdown would fight for scrapple!  I would rather eat Alpo.  BARF! 

Don't let my mother see that!
She makes some of the best homemade scrapple you've ever encountered.   :drool:

But I admit, you really, REALLY don't want to know that goes into it.   :lmao:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Splashdown on February 26, 2012, 08:14:15 AM
Don't let my mother see that!
She makes some of the best homemade scrapple you've ever encountered.   :drool:

But I admit, you really, REALLY don't want to know that goes into it.   :lmao:


Sorry sir. I'm going to need to see--and taste--evidence of this before I believe it...


 :drool:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: seahorse513 on February 26, 2012, 06:01:49 PM
Not familiar with scrapple!!! what is the basic ingredients?? and in what form?? soup?, casserole??
Vinegar in a bbq?? Surely you jest!!! :mental: Are you guys smoking the funny stuff again??? :stoner: :stoner:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: franksolich on February 26, 2012, 06:30:21 PM
Not familiar with scrapple!!! what is the basic ingredients?? and in what form?? soup?, casserole??
Vinegar in a bbq?? Surely you jest!!! :mental: Are you guys smoking the funny stuff again??? :stoner: :stoner:

You don't want to know.

Something similarly to used haggis.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 26, 2012, 06:35:13 PM
Not familiar with scrapple!!! what is the basic ingredients?? and in what form?? soup?, casserole??
Vinegar in a bbq?? Surely you jest!!! :mental: Are you guys smoking the funny stuff again??? :stoner: :stoner:

Best way to describe its ingredients:  Parts of a hog leftover after the ham, bacon, pork chops, and ribs have been removed.  

IOW, everything but the oink.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: seahorse513 on February 26, 2012, 06:45:57 PM
Best way to describe its ingredients:  Parts of a hog leftover after the ham, bacon, pork chops, and ribs have been removed.  

IOW, everything but the oink.
Ok gotcha!!! thanks for info!! I think??...lol
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: MrsSmith on February 26, 2012, 07:09:51 PM
Scrapple sounds like pig-burger meatloaf...   :o
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Boudicca on February 26, 2012, 07:21:23 PM
McDowell County, West By GOD Virginia!!!

Bradshaw area, little bump in the road named Jolo.

Sounds like yours may be from Coal City/Sophia/Shady Springs area if she's from around Beckley, further south, you have Hinton/Flat Top/Camp Creek, to the southwest, Mullins, Welch, Gilbert, and Oceana

You and Allo probably never heard of the place my Dad was born.  It was a mining town called McComas and it's totally gone.  It was, I believe, in Mercer county, close to the VA border.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Rebel on February 26, 2012, 07:25:08 PM
Ok gotcha!!! thanks for info!! I think??...lol

Don't let'em lie to you. It's pig brains.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 26, 2012, 08:42:43 PM
:rofl:  My son did Basic in Georgia, and I hauled the rest of the kids down to pick him up afterward.  Our first breakfast "down south" included grits in every meal.  All my kids looked at that stuff with great doubt.  A couple of them tried a bite, but that was IT.  :puke:  After that, I had to specially request "No Grits" with every meal.  Guess we were "damn yankees" alright!!   :rofl:

Grits are nothing more than freakin dog puke in my opinion. Nastiest crap I ever tasted and I only tasted it once... and that was one time too many!!

For all you southern boys that like that crap... well ya all just ain't right in the head.   :bird:


 :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
 


 :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: BEG on February 26, 2012, 08:50:05 PM
Look, I found scrapple for DUmmies:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3524/3242502652_da4aac22c9_b.jpg)
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: miskie on February 26, 2012, 10:05:18 PM
Look, I found scrapple for DUmmies:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3524/3242502652_da4aac22c9_b.jpg)

Oh thats just wrong...
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: diesel driver on February 27, 2012, 05:04:26 AM
You and Allo probably never heard of the place my Dad was born.  It was a mining town called McComas and it's totally gone.  It was, I believe, in Mercer county, close to the VA border.

Actually, I have HEARD of McComas.  Before cable and sat TV, when we lived in the "3 network era", we got 2 NBC stations, WHIS (now WVVA) out of Bluefield, and WSLS out of Roanoke. 

I do remember seeing A. James Manchin's face on the TV all the time. 
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Karin on February 27, 2012, 07:37:17 AM
Another food fight!! :yahoo:  They're a peck of fun!

I took a trip once to a small town called Roanoke Rapids, NC.  They put on a BBQ for us, and it was awesome.  Yes, it was vinegar based, but not obnoxious.  I like that flavor with pork.  I used to get to the The South quite a bit on business, but I'd have to watch it.  I love the food, and the atmosphere makes you eat with gusto.  Fly back home and hit the gym.   :-) 

Grits I've tried and was underwhelmed.  They taste like nothing, and look so unappetizing.  You have to load on the butter, salt & pepper.  Might as well just have an ear of sweet corn. 

Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Duchess on February 27, 2012, 09:14:56 AM
Exactly. If libs wanted away from us so badly, "white flight" wouldn't exist, as almost all blacks are libs. Liberal parasites can't exist without a host, which they kill, move on, to find another.



My prayers would be answered in that case!  Will never happen, though.  They know they have it good here.  They can't complain about housing cots, taxes, crime like they used to so they'll just complain about the idiocy of the people born where THEY chose to live.
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Boudicca on February 27, 2012, 09:43:20 PM
Actually, I have HEARD of McComas.  Before cable and sat TV, when we lived in the "3 network era", we got 2 NBC stations, WHIS (now WVVA) out of Bluefield, and WSLS out of Roanoke. 

I do remember seeing A. James Manchin's face on the TV all the time. 

Wow, awesome.  My dad was one when his father died in the Bluefield hospital, of food poisoning.  Well, back in 1934 medicine had a long way to go!  Anyway, granddad had been born in Scott county, VA, farmed and then went into mining, first in Wise county, VA, and then up to McComas.  So, he musta gotten sick on West Virginian grub. :fuelfire: :tongue: :-)

He's buried in Princeton and my dad grew up with in an orphanage for boys in Tazewell, VA.  His mom lived in the town and married again after first being his housekeeper, but the guy apparently didn't want any of her seven children living with him.   :censored:
Title: Re: All progressives move out of the South.
Post by: Karin on February 28, 2012, 08:21:02 AM
Oh, Boudicca, that's harsh!  Lord.