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Offline Wineslob

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Re: The Best Gay Quote You'll See All Week
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2011, 10:11:12 AM »
What did the gay mortician say one day after work? "Com'on guys, lets go out back and suck down a couple of cold ones".
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Re: The Best Gay Quote You'll See All Week
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2011, 11:00:43 AM »
You know why they buried Liberace face down?

So friends could come by for a cold one.
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Re: The Best Gay Quote You'll See All Week
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2011, 02:14:29 PM »
Quote from: jukin on September 30, 2011, 11:00:43 AM
You know why they buried Liberace face down?

So friends could come by for a cold one.

Rock Hudson had friends up the ass.
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