Updated again! Crime Reporter added to the list:
Ambulance Power Washer and Disinfector
Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Auto Mechanic
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Body Recovery Person
Bouncy-maker
Chicken Coop Attendant
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Crime Reporter
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Dispatcher
Dressage
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on the nuances of Hacking
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Firefighter
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
High Level Fencer
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Horse Trailer Expert
Humanitarian Worker
Hurricane preparedness expert
Infrastructure/Electrical expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Metereologist
Nooz Bunny
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Photographer
Physiologist
Political Reporter
Political strategist
Pyrotechnic Specialist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Trend Spotter
Volunteer Firefighter
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler