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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #225 on: April 29, 2013, 02:16:27 PM »
Hell no!

Also add in expert on ptarmigan loving.

Is she the top or the bottom?

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #226 on: April 29, 2013, 04:05:37 PM »
Is she the top or the bottom?

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #227 on: April 29, 2013, 04:16:23 PM »
The filling in a Kennedy/Kerry sexual sandwich.

Oh, man. That was foul.

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #228 on: April 30, 2013, 11:23:11 AM »
Hell no!

Also add in expert on ptarmigan loving.

Ptarmy, Ptarmy, Ptarmy . . . :thatsright:

If you want Teh Nadin to be an expert in ptarmigan loving, . . . :runaway:
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #229 on: April 30, 2013, 12:11:10 PM »
Ptarmy, Ptarmy, Ptarmy . . . :thatsright:

If you want Teh Nadin to be an expert in ptarmigan loving, . . . :runaway:

I want none of the above. I don't want her to be a ptarmigan and rabbit expert. :thatsright: :doh: :banghead:
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #230 on: May 08, 2013, 09:34:31 PM »
Updated again! Crime Reporter added to the list:

Ambulance Power Washer and Disinfector
Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Auto Mechanic
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Body Recovery Person
Bouncy-maker
Chicken Coop Attendant
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Crime Reporter
Decontamination Specialist
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Disaster preparedness consultant
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Egyptian politics expert
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Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
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Expert on Victim Psychology
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Fire Arms Expert
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Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
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Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Horse Trailer Expert
Humanitarian Worker
Hurricane preparedness expert
Infrastructure/Electrical expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
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Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
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Metereologist
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Nuclear physicist
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Peak oil forecaster
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Political Reporter
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Reporter for the OWS Movement
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #231 on: May 09, 2013, 12:31:50 PM »
Updated again! Crime Reporter added to the list:

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #232 on: May 09, 2013, 12:35:53 PM »
I didn't notice on the list Fiction writer
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #233 on: May 09, 2013, 05:37:39 PM »
A nooz bunny? Is she some bunny lover?????????? :puke:  :argh:
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #234 on: May 12, 2013, 05:34:35 PM »
A nooz bunny? Is she some bunny lover?????????? :puke:  :argh:
Someone who shall not be named, certainly hopes not.  :-)
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #235 on: May 14, 2013, 12:06:17 PM »
I didn't notice on the list Fiction writer

Do we have a concensus that this should go on the list?
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #236 on: May 14, 2013, 01:10:22 PM »
Do we have a concensus that this should go on the list?

It all depends.  If she's admittingly writing fiction, then it should.  If she actually believes the tripe that she's writing, no. 
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #237 on: May 30, 2013, 07:15:56 PM »
Emergency vehicle operator:

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Response to petronius (Reply #7)

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8. I was taught that in emergency vehicle operator driving


Otherwise known, yup quote from the instructor, "assume everybody else is an idiot!"
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #238 on: May 30, 2013, 09:52:56 PM »
Updated again! Emergency Vehicle Operator added to the list:

Ambulance Power Washer and Disinfector
Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Auto Mechanic
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Body Recovery Person
Bouncy-maker
Chicken Coop Attendant
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Crime Reporter
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Dispatcher
Dressage
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Emergency Vehicle Operator
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on the nuances of Hacking
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Firefighter
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
High Level Fencer
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Horse Trailer Expert
Humanitarian Worker
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Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
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Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Metereologist
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Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
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Physiologist
Political Reporter
Political strategist
Pyrotechnic Specialist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
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Saved the world from radiation poison
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Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
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Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #239 on: June 09, 2013, 03:14:18 AM »
From another nadin thread with a reply about Inspector Clouseau (misspelled by nadin).
Inspectress ?
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #240 on: June 09, 2013, 03:36:06 AM »
From another nadin thread with a reply about Inspector Clouseau (misspelled by nadin).
Inspectress ?

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #241 on: June 16, 2013, 07:34:30 AM »
Updated again! Inspectress added to the list:

Ambulance Power Washer and Disinfector
Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Auto Mechanic
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Body Recovery Person
Bouncy-maker
Chicken Coop Attendant
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Crime Reporter
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Dispatcher
Dressage
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Emergency Vehicle Operator
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on the nuances of Hacking
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Firefighter
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
High Level Fencer
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Horse Trailer Expert
Humanitarian Worker
Hurricane preparedness expert
Infrastructure/Electrical expert
Inner city youth servicer
Inspectress
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Metereologist
Nooz Bunny
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Photographer
Physiologist
Political Reporter
Political strategist
Pyrotechnic Specialist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
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Trend Spotter
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #242 on: July 12, 2013, 05:27:22 PM »
Stinky didn't think much of TM's corpse being shown on PMSNBC and made this thread about it:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023235342

one DUmmy agreed with Stinky and asked cali (not nads):

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Fri Jul 12, 2013, 03:36 PM

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15. how much experience do you have with social and group dynamics? cause i have a lot.


that was irresponsible.

and nadin answers:

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20. Quite a bit actually


And the US has a denial over violence and the results of it

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #243 on: July 12, 2013, 10:48:04 PM »
Anti social worker.
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #244 on: October 03, 2013, 02:26:59 PM »
A bump for lurking DUmmies.... :popcorn:
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #245 on: October 12, 2013, 04:15:54 AM »
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29. More than just several

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #246 on: October 12, 2013, 08:42:13 AM »
Updated again! Marine Biologist and Flatulence Detector added to the list:

Ambulance Power Washer and Disinfector
Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Auto Mechanic
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Body Recovery Person
Bouncy-maker
Chicken Coop Attendant
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Crime Reporter
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Dispatcher
Dressage
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Emergency Vehicle Operator
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on the nuances of Hacking
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Firefighter
Flatulence Detector
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
High Level Fencer
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Horse Trailer Expert
Humanitarian Worker
Hurricane preparedness expert
Infrastructure/Electrical expert
Inner city youth servicer
Inspectress
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Marine Biologist
Metereologist
Nooz Bunny
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Photographer
Physiologist
Political Reporter
Political strategist
Pyrotechnic Specialist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Trend Spotter
Volunteer Firefighter
Weapons expert
World class Googler
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #247 on: October 12, 2013, 09:00:21 AM »
I wish the cousin'd write more about her experiences as a chicken-coop attendant.
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #248 on: October 12, 2013, 09:07:25 AM »
Updated again! Marine Biologist and Flatulence Detector added to the list:

Ambulance Power Washer and Disinfector
Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Auto Mechanic
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Body Recovery Person
Bouncy-maker
Chicken Coop Attendant
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Crime Reporter
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Dispatcher
Dressage
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Emergency Vehicle Operator
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on the nuances of Hacking
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Firefighter
Flatulence Detector
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
High Level Fencer
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Horse Trailer Expert
Humanitarian Worker
Hurricane preparedness expert
Infrastructure/Electrical expert
Inner city youth servicer
Inspectress
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Marine Biologist
Metereologist
Nooz Bunny
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Photographer
Physiologist
Political Reporter
Political strategist
Pyrotechnic Specialist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Trend Spotter
Volunteer Firefighter
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #249 on: October 24, 2013, 09:01:16 PM »
Edited to add PROFESSIONAL VICTIM to her resume.  That's probably the job she's best at. 


Ambulance Power Washer and Disinfector
Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Auto Mechanic
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Body Recovery Person
Bouncy-maker
Chicken Coop Attendant
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Crime Reporter
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Dispatcher
Dressage
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Emergency Vehicle Operator
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on the nuances of Hacking
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Firefighter
Flatulence Detector
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
High Level Fencer
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Horse Trailer Expert
Humanitarian Worker
Hurricane preparedness expert
Infrastructure/Electrical expert
Inner city youth servicer
Inspectress
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Marine Biologist
Metereologist
Nooz Bunny
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Photographer
Physiologist
Political Reporter
Political strategist
Professional Victim
Pyrotechnic Specialist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Trend Spotter
Volunteer Firefighter
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler