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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2008, 06:24:51 AM »
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2008, 09:12:33 AM »
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2008, 12:55:07 PM »
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2008, 01:01:27 PM »
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2008, 01:06:28 PM »
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A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

This survey HAD to be done by liberals...who else would take something fun, sweet, sexy, mindblowing and turn it into a "process". I don't have a clue how long it takes and I don't really care. Instead of bringing stopwatches to bed (I can think of funner toys) maybe they should stop emasculating their men. If I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian. Then again, maybe even that wouldn't help...when you spend all your emotion on anger and hatred you don't have anything left for passion.

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2008, 02:27:59 PM »
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A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

This survey HAD to be done by liberals...who else would take something fun, sweet, sexy, mindblowing and turn it into a "process". I don't have a clue how long it takes and I don't really care. Instead of bringing stopwatches to bed (I can think of funner toys) maybe they should stop emasculating their men. If I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian. Then again, maybe even that wouldn't help...when you spend all your emotion on anger and hatred you don't have anything left for passion.

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2008, 03:47:27 PM »
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4-Play is good. It kinda negates the 2-minute bang. I can 4-Play a woman for 2 hours.  :naughty:

I don't think teaching her to play 9-ball counts as forplay.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2008, 03:51:28 PM »
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A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

This survey HAD to be done by liberals...who else would take something fun, sweet, sexy, mindblowing and turn it into a "process". I don't have a clue how long it takes and I don't really care. Instead of bringing stopwatches to bed (I can think of funner toys) maybe they should stop emasculating their men. If I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian. Then again, maybe even that wouldn't help...when you spend all your emotion on anger and hatred you don't have anything left for passion.

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2008, 04:25:16 PM »
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Just for those times when "Brace yourself" just doesn't seem like enough.

I'll have to remember that.  I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2008, 04:42:34 PM »
Yet Again, this bears reposting:

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2008, 04:52:18 PM »
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A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

This survey HAD to be done by liberals...who else would take something fun, sweet, sexy, mindblowing and turn it into a "process". I don't have a clue how long it takes and I don't really care. Instead of bringing stopwatches to bed (I can think of funner toys) maybe they should stop emasculating their men. If I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian. Then again, maybe even that wouldn't help...when you spend all your emotion on anger and hatred you don't have anything left for passion.

Cindie

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2008, 07:00:19 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on April 04, 2008, 04:25:16 PM
I'll have to remember that.  I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.

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Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.

It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.

The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2008, 12:52:55 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 05, 2008, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on April 04, 2008, 04:25:16 PM
I'll have to remember that.  I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.

.

Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.

It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.

The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.

Well you'd think she'd just relax and enjoy the sensation of all those tingling nerve endings. At the very least she could just shut up, close her eyes, and make out her grocery list.

Cindie
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2008, 12:56:13 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 05, 2008, 12:52:55 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 05, 2008, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on April 04, 2008, 04:25:16 PM
I'll have to remember that.  I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.

.

Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.

It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.

The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.

Well you'd think she'd just relax and enjoy the sensation of all those tingling nerve endings. At the very least she could just shut up, close her eyes, and make out her grocery list.

Cindie
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2008, 12:56:27 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 05, 2008, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on April 04, 2008, 04:25:16 PM
I'll have to remember that.  I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.

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Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.

It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.

The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.

I will never ever ever understand those type of women. The former, not your current.  :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2008, 07:22:30 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 05, 2008, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on April 04, 2008, 04:25:16 PM
I'll have to remember that.  I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.

.

Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.

It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.

The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.

Mrs RC and I are perfectly matched - we're both less then 3 minute people.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2008, 05:02:20 PM »
We average 30-40 mintues if there is nothing fancy going on.

And I can cook too!  :shucks:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2008, 11:18:00 PM »
I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.

Women... another matter all together. :p

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2008, 12:28:04 AM »
Quote from: RedTail on April 07, 2008, 11:18:00 PM
I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.

Women... another matter all together. :p

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2008, 08:46:49 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 06, 2008, 05:02:20 PM
We average 30-40 mintues if there is nothing fancy going on.

And I can cook too!  :shucks:
:popcorn: :uhsure:

So you're a keeper?  :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2008, 09:15:12 AM »
Quote from: RedTail on April 07, 2008, 11:18:00 PM
I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.

Women... another matter all together. :p

*Red*

I am assuming there is a chick involved in this self timing...

Because if you need 45 minutes of foreplay when you are alone to get you in the mood you MIGHT have some personal issues.  :tongue:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2008, 09:22:57 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 08, 2008, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: RedTail on April 07, 2008, 11:18:00 PM
I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.

Women... another matter all together. :p

*Red*

I am assuming there is a chick involved in this self timing...

Because if you need 45 minutes of foreplay when you are alone to get you in the mood you MIGHT have some personal issues.  :tongue:

It's sorta like convincing yourself you want to masturbate.  :fuelfire:

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2008, 09:24:57 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:22:57 AM
It's sorta like convincing yourself you want to masturbate.  :fuelfire:

You think guys need convincing?  :lmao:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2008, 09:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 09:24:57 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:22:57 AM
It's sorta like convincing yourself you want to masturbate.  :fuelfire:

You think guys need convincing?  :lmao:

Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2008, 09:31:32 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:30:15 AM
Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either.  :evillaugh:

Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me.  :-)

Friggin' ho.
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